The 20 dollars cover charge and 10 dollars for a beer is too steep for a strip club of this caliber. It is a decent joint, but premo prices don't match up to this not so premo club. Ide rather go to 1320 club around the corner and not pay a steep cover charge and higher drink prices for only a smaller loss of quality. read more

Place is a complete rip-off resident girls are bitter and resentful they have the worst hustle I have seen in any strip club if you can even call this place a strip club. It's a complete waste of time the DJ reminds you almost every song to use the ATM which costs $20 to use. It's quicker to go to the bar and order a drink then to get it from the waitress. I knew this place was just bad but heard management had changed but you can't change bad girls even with good management. Don't fall for the VIP trap $300 for topless yeah right. Also be careful when the dancer sits with you and you decide not to pay $15 for a drink for them. You would be better off to drive 40 minutes into Maryland. read more

I've been to almost all of the strip clubs in the metro DC area. I will continue to go here. The staff is awesome if you are. Most of the girls do thier job and are very friendly. The prices are up there. But, you can do the 2-4-1 for $20 if you don't want to spend the money in the back room. I LOVE IT!! read more

I saw the negative reviews of Paper Moon. They do not square with my experience, and lead me to write this. This club is a friendly place, starting with the door men and hostesses at the door but also including the waitresses, dancers, bartenders, managers, and DJ's. I know the place well (arguably too well) and I only have positive things to say. I would recommend this place to both out of town visitors, as well as VA/MD/DC locals. read more

The girls were better looking and nicer than the ones at 1320. The atmosphere was also more lively like we were at a concert, a couple of guys were even celebrating their birthday and served them cake. There was also a live dj, music videos on the tvs, more spacious, comfier chairs, two girls dancing at the same time on separate stages. They didn't have hard liquor but they tried to makeup for it by mixing shots of redbull and wine. A topless lap dance costs $100, but the guys thought it was totally worth it to get their face rubbed by boobs and a booty bounce on their lap by a hot girl. read more

I already knew it was "Pastees and G-Strings" because of VA laws but it was terrible! Asian and Russian girls mostly, they did charge a cover to the under 21 crowd. Lots of C Section scars and flat chested girls :-/ read more

I was in the area for a friend's wedding and I tend to check out local strip clubs when I'm in a town that I will probably never be visiting again. I researched Paper Moon before going and needless to say, the reviews left me hesitant. However after seeing that it was open til 3am and I was already drunk, I wanted to see some tits. I convinced a group of accomplices to go (including the groom) and was overall surprised at the quality of girls. Only a handful were what I typically describe as "busted" and only a few didn't seem interested. Being female, most dancers love me and will give me more attention than most of the guys. The girls here definitely seemed to like my enthusiasm and responded to my love for good pole work so my group and I made friends quickly. Pros: Good dancers, clean bathrooms, quick service, nice atmosphere Cons: $20 cover charge, 2 drink minimum and having to abide by Virginia's archaic "no alcohol served after 2am" rule. I'm from Jersey, I don't have time for that nonsense. If I'm ever in Springfield, VA again (highly doubtful, the surrounding area is a dump), i will definitely go back. read more

Definitely not a place I'd like to go back to. I'm not really used to such clubs. Not my kind of night club experience. I'd say they should warn guys what there in for before they let them inside. read more

To the person who said the lapdance was nothing more than a girl shaking her ass 2 feet in front of you, that would be a table dance. Lap dances are available and the girls are beautiful and awesome amazing woman who are doing what they love to do and thats to dance and entertain. Check out some of our ladys! https://www.facebook.com/virginiastripclubs read more

This place is the worst!! Do not spend your hard earn money! They kick you for having a good time and tipping the girls earning the money!! No liquor served do not go here! read more

I went here with some friends after a party. The place would be great if they would hire better looking women. there were two girls there that were quite appealing....and all of the other's I wouldn't look twice at, much less pay for a lap dance. Hire hotties and you get your star rating bumped up! :) read more

Don't Do It. To start it's a $15 "cover" charge. Must be for that great buffet LOL. I have been to many strip clubs over the years and this has to be one of the worst if not the worst. I think it might be tied with some clubs in Baltimore. There may have been one or two decent looking women in the place. Most of them were a bit on the heavy side which is typically not a trait you like in a stripper. The best looking women the night I was there were the two that came in with their husbands. Half the time the main stage is empty. They have a second stage with some sort of half pole that on occasion a couple of dancers will hang around. The bottom line is don't wast your money or your time here. read more

Saturday night around midnight.... $15 door charge. Ouch. Place was pretty full and there were girls all over the place, most of the tables were reserved so it was hard to sit anywhere. 2 stages and the women were hot. I was approached by a woman who started to drag me to the back room. A 2-4-1 dance, not even topless was $60 dollars.that was the cheapest....Ouch again. After I told her I didn't want the $100 Topless dance she blew me off and passed me off to another woman who didn't seem as experienced but was friendly and hot. The standard backroom had like 6-8 open couches without any privacy. The VIP rooms at least had a curtain. read more

The three of us decided to check out this little gem last night and it was certainly an experience worth while. The $15 cover charge not only gains you entrance, but also makes the buffet available to you which runs all day and balances between the deep fried and baked, even providing eggs and sausage after midnight. The girls are plentiful here, but unless you have been in jail for last 5 years you might not be that interested in these ladies. Most of the girls here are your average snaggletooth variety sporting pooch guts, bad fake boobs and a penchant for elementary level conversation. One girl actually scared the heck out of all of us, 5'10, dark curly hair, deuce-deuce and a half, and some seriously hairy arms. She was affectionately nicknamed Bearwolf (a version of a Werewolf but much larger). Our waitress was fantastic and provided us with plenty of attention and small talk. Be forewarned, this is a pasty bar so unless you pay big bucks for VIP attention all you will get here is the 'outline' of a mammory and a minute long lap dance. read more

I've been going to PM for a number of years now and it's always a good time for me. I'd like to clear up a few questions about the reviews I have read on here as well as give my review. A few people mentioned they didn't see any sign of the free food. The free lunch was during the lunch shift not at night. It's been a good while since I've been during the day so I'm not to sure if they still do the free lunch or not though. I'd prob call them if you plan to go during the day shift to find out. To me if you are going for the free food you should keep your broke ass home anyway. :) It's a strip club. They usually aren't a cheap night out but they are always more fun then going to the movies. For the complaints about the girls being 2 feet from you when you got a "lap" dance....a LAP dance is in the VIP area in the back. A TABLE dance is non contact at your table, thus the reason it's only $20. This club does what they call a 2 for 1 where they dance at your table for 2 songs but it's not a lap dance. Some of this confusion could have been cleared up if the other reviewers would have asked the door girl how things work which is what I usually do when I visit a new club. The girls are always friendly and the servers are great. I always ask for a server named Anais (Ah nai eese) when I go. She is fun and always quick to take care of your drink orders. I typically order bottles of port when I got to make my own moon-bombs (Port wine and red bull) They are good and keep you awake if you are tired from a long day. They have other drinks and beer but I only ever get the moon bombs. My recommendation is if you plan to go to a strip club ask questions when you get there to find out how the places works. I've been to a ton of clubs and they are all different. Rather then going and having a bad time because you don't understand the place find out and you will prob see that it's a whole lot more fun. I typically don't write reviews but I felt PM deserved to have someone clarify a few things for others who may read these other reviews and get a bad impression. I feel like most people would know if you are getting a $20 dance at your table it's not going to be a girl grinding on you. If they did that I'd go a whole lot more often and why the hell would anyone get a VIP lap dance if they did that at the table. Clearly it is to give the guests an option for a more up close and personal look at the girl they like before they decide if they want a more intimate VIP experience in the back. The key is use your brain and ask questions people. One last thing for reviewer Curtis H. In all the years I have been going to PM I've never seen a dancer weigh 200lbs. During the 2 for 1 dance the girls that aren't with a customer all go on the stage so you can see if you would like to ask one for a 2 for 1 dance. I'm not positive but I think the 2 for 1 happens every hour or so. Could be every 30 mins, I usually am drinking and not paying attention to the clock. That's why they were up there hanging out during those songs bro. It's too bad you and your wife had a bad time because you didn't bother to ask a few simple questions. Your loss and more for me I guess. :) read more

Everything about this place was mediocre. I don't blame them for the pasties, because that is Virginia Law- not paper moon policy. The food was ok, drinks were ok, since there was only wine, beer, and bubbly. Most girls were anorexic and dead in the eyes, but there were a couple shining stars that made it worthwhile. It was my friend's birthday and the deejay was nice enough to give her a shout out, and a couple managers stopped by to congratulate her, so that was pretty decent. Another drawback is the during the lap dance, the girls don't strip down to the underwear and pasties.... they wear clothes...skimpy clothes, yes, but clothes, nonetheless. We got a lap dance for the bday girl, and i was disappointed that the dancer was fully dressed. Finally, dancers give attention to men before women. We were a trio of girls, and were largely ignored until the dancers realized that we had all the money. But once they got the point that the men were cheap and/or broke, we got pretty great service. read more

Went there last night. Had a blast with my friends the women are HOT. Beers are a little pricey but what Gentlemens club isn't? We will be back for sure. Thanks Paper Moon for an awesome time. Music was good beer was COLD & hot women. 3 things we want in a club! See you next week read more

Virginia got it right for once! When i go to a strip club, i dont want to see naked girls, luckily, they are censored here. A+

This place sucks. I had to pay $30 so I could enjoy a cigarette with one of the dancers, which is ridiculous. The lap dances are expensive. The drinks are overpriced. $6 for a red bull, when its a third of the price across the street. The dancers are "fined" money for everything, nothing is given to them. I won't ever come back & give my money to this douchebag. read more

I'd say this Gentlemen Club is fairly good... at least for Northern VA! I've been here a few times (early in the night) and I guess it depends on who's working and what your budget is. The beers are ridiculously expensive, though. They cost $9 if it's not happy hour, but not sure about happy hour. Table dances are $40 (for 2 songs), but sometimes they have a 2 for 1 special. A private dance in the V.I.P. room is $40 for one song (top on), $60 for 2 songs (top on), $100 for 2 songs (top off), $150 for 3 songs (top off), and $200 for 15 minutes (top off). I'm pretty sure that's how the list went! I'm not sure about the food menu, though, nor am I sure how much it costs to go into the spacious private room and get a bottle of champagne. There are also 2 stages (so 2 poles), a bar, typical club music, flashing lights, and small tables with leather seats. I don't like it how some of the girls almost pressure you into getting a private dance, or how other girls will completely ignore you. You also have the option of buying a girl a drink and talking about your personal life, and theirs. Hope this helps a bit! It's also $5 at the door before 8pm, and $20-25 after 8pm read more

Solid place. We went early on a saturday night and left at 9:30 pm. The place is clean and modern with a nice vibe. The music is a little loud for conversation, but the girls are abundant, varied and attentive. Beers and food are reasonably priced, and pretty good. I think this place beats any club in DC. read more

This was a great club. Went with my wife on a Saturday night. A lot of girls in great shape with great personalities. Drinks are kinda pricey. If you are going with your wife/girlfriend the women's bathroom is not very clean. The club itself is VERY clean and nice. Great DJ and great music. You can also get a 2 for 1 deal for only $20 bucks. The girl will dance for you for 2 songs. You pay for one and the other one is on the house. Wife and I ended up getting one and the girl was very nice and danced all over my wife:) Great club! read more

Disappointing at best, We at the local American Legion ask the Manager: Natasha Hlyeiak if they would like to provide several Ladies to do a bike Wash at our Legion 176, on Memorial Day Saturday (during the day). Since the Paper Moon is located just on the other side of the bridge we felt it would be good PR for them. They strung us out giving us indication that they would participate until the very day before our Open House only to tell us NO. Now this wasn't going to be free and a Patriotic gesture, on there part we were to insure the Ladies each got at least $100 EACH for participating and after that amount was meet - we'd split the remaining amount with the Legion part going to a Veterans charity.. So much for there Community support and helping out Veterans on Memorial Day, read more

This place is good, but rather tame. The women don't get naked, but all of them, from the time I went, were good looking. The beers are expensive and the lap dances are about the same. Its a good place for a first experience or just a casual evening, despite the loud music.. read more

Music was extremely too loud. Bass was too much. Conversations were non-existant. The dancers would sit and nag you for dances even though you expressed no interest. read more

Pretty decent spot, best in NoVA if that means anything. Hands down the best feature is the door girl, best Asian cleavage I've ever seen.

I went in last friday night and it was awsome. I got a Private couch in the back with a dancer for the night and was playing a PS3 back there with her for a couple hours. Might be a little pricey for some but hey I sure as hell enjoyed myself. I got dances back there and never had to leave the room. Shit was sweet. I would suggest to everyone to give it a try. read more

I went on a Saturday afternoon with some friends to check it out. Cover during the day is real cheap and the girls were looking pretty nice. There were a couple of occasions when I was watching ESPN on the television rather than the girls dancing(because some of them were gross). They were welcoming and polite. The lap dance that i got was superb, a little expensive but worth it. The girl was really hot and did a fantastic job. I mean your going to a strip club, expect to spend some cash. If you live in northern virginia and don't want to go d.c. then this is the place for you. read more

Went to this club on Saturday night. $15 cover charge. Some girls inside are good. Drink is expensive, $7-$8 for a beer. Girls are not interested much in giving lap dances. I found one girl who gave me lap dance for $60 which was not worth it. I wont recomend this club if you are looking for lap dance. However if you just want to see the dance on stag then its ok. read more

Not worth it. Maybe I'm used to how strip joints operate in places like New York City, but I'm not interested in paying $20 to have a girl shake her ass two feet in front of me at my table when in other jurisidictions that amount of money gets you a real lap dance. I get that this is in part due to local laws and not the fault of the establishment, but still. The fees for "private dances" were outrageous. Don't get me wrong, if you're going to walk into a skin joint you need to be prepared to spend some money, but the asking price was too high. The $15 cover charge is idiotic (yes, places in NYC charge overs but if you go on their website ahead of time you can print off a free admission pass) and there was no buffet, although I can't believe anybody would actually eat food at a strip club. The girls were mostly attractive, and I have to say that the waitresses were very friendly. One thing that also killed our experience - Two minutes after my friend and I sat down at our table, a dancer sat town, made some quick small talk, and promptly started playing with her phone. I don't need "stripper chat" attention from the girls when I go to these places, but if you are going to sit down at a customer's table without being asked to, at least be a little more interactive. The music was ear splittingly loud and the DJ was obnoxious, somehow thinking HE was the center of attention. This place will get by, because there is not much local competition and if there was those places would be handcuffed by the same laws. I guess if you've never been to a strip joint this might seem okay, but if you have experience in proper gentlemen's clubs, you are doing to walk out of Paper Moon sorely disappointed. read more

This place is the worst. TRUST ME! It's over priced with cover charge & beers are $8 for a miller lite. Girls don't tough you during their $20 "lap dance. The place is small, the DJ is bad & the parking situation is tough. I only gave this place 1 star because there was not a choice of 0 stars. If you go here, you will NOT have a good time. Well, if you're looking to have a good/fun strip clue experience you will not have a good time. read more

Decent place for va, bad compared to Baltimore. Most girls are decent and nice, avoid Roxanne/Melissa though, she talked me into a private dance then seemed more interested in making a little "extra" on the side while we were back there.... When I told her no, she seemed to be insulted... She was by far the ugliest one there though, and must really need the side work to make up for her lack of looks if you know what I mean.... That was the only time I was propositioned there though and all in all it's a fun time.... Food is above average and if ur a beer drinker, it's not bad. No liquor though which is my major downfall. read more

pretty fun night with by buddies. id come again. my lady wants to join but i told her nahhhh!

dont be fooled by the flashing lights and decent sign and size of the place. this club is shit and how about having different types of women in your club while your at it add some color too... other than the bouncer and one bartender everyone including managers are pretty rude. read more