So I deviated this morning...from my usual breakfast spot and hit up this Diner in Lowell on a bright and early daylight savings time morning.
I knew that "springing" forward an hour would mean that the Diner would be less busy than usual...as what are those stats...like 4 out of 5 dentists will forget to change their clock? Somethin' like that...
Now, the Owl Diner is also known as the Four Sisters Diner. Apparently, once upon a time, 4 sisters must have owned this place...you'll see a pic of them in the dining room. And apparently, they really liked Owls. Ok, I dunno if that's quite historically accurate. Maybe b/c at one time it was open really late at night? Hmmm...
Anyway, so I ordered two eggs over medium...which came with home fries and toast. I also ordered a single blueberry pancake. I like that they have this option...just a single pancake, but the single is pretty big.
The waitress asked me...probably a good 2-3 times if I wanted some sort of meat with the breakfast. To my knowledge, I said no every time...but out came 4 strips of bacon with my meal. So like any good LOLCat would do:
"Haz bacon, I eatz dem."
What's a LOLCat? C'mon now...where have you been?
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So...THE pancake:
"Was this an awesome pancake?", you ask?
Well, I ask YOU...
"Do cows give milk?"
"Does a cheetah have spots?"
"Does a camel piss in the desert?
"Does a bear poop in the woods?
"Does Tiger Woods love punani more than golf?"
"Does your 5 yr old have a better vocabulary than George Bush Jr.?
YES...My colleagues, friends and fellow Yelpers...if you remember only ONE thing from my review, remember this:
These pancakes are the paragon of ALL that is Pancake.
Quotes from Celebrities whom have tasted these pancakes:
Aunt Jemima: "Shoo-guh...deez are da best pancakes yooz eva gonna eat."
Mrs. Butterworth: "Oooh...I never put my syrup on anything BUT these pancakes, honey."
George Bush Jr: "The deliciousity of these pancakes is so overwhelmingful."
Perfectly grilled on both sides...super fluffy...slathered with butter...syrup over the top. Stuffed this into my noise hole like someone was gonna take it away from me...
Eggs: Looked over done, but they were actually perfect...not greasy...and the yolk still runny for some toast dipping.
Toast: Small slices of bread are used...and they put more butter on there than should be allowed...which makes it over the top good...and bad. :)
Bacon: Perfect combo between crispy and jiggy.
Home Fries: Now, I am not a huge fan of home fries...at least in the New England neck of the woods. I prefer shredded up hash browns...but for the area, these are some of the better home fries I've had. They give you plenty of them too. Now, I assume that like most places, piles of potatoes sit idly on the side of the grill, ideally staying warm until people order them up. And that, in itself, is understandable. Diners would be waiting too long for breakfast, if you made every order of home fries "to order". Would have been nice, if they just spatula'd a single serving to the hot side of the grill just to warm em up tho. These, must have been on top of the pile. Tasty...but cold. And you potato lovers out there have to agree...piping hot potatoes are bomb-tastic. Cold potatoes? Um, no, kthxbai.
I even noticed two, obviously, regular customers across the dining room...they passed on their plates of home fries too when the plates were bussed from their table. C'mon...if the regulars aren't diggin' something, that should prolly be addressed.
Coffee: Good coffee...maybe just a tad on the weaker side, but only b/c they side it up w/ Light Cream as opposed to Half-n-Half...
Cost: SO I read that this place is pricy, but really...it's not unreasonable. Some things are priced a little bit high...but most items are average. Some reviewer earlier said that one egg on toast is $4...but that comes with toast and home fries...at least on the menu I saw this morning.
Service: So...let me first say, I might be a little spoiled by my regular breakfast spot. There, I am a regular...and we're treated very nicely and warmly.
Here...nah-so-much. You only have ONE chance for a 1st impression...
I mean, some of the staffers were par for course friendly...but our immediate waitress seemed like we were a bother for her. At one point, she noticed how quickly I scarfed down the awesome pancake..she remarked: "Didn't like the pancake, huh?"
So, I participated in what I thought was gonna be a chuckle for both of us and said "Oh no, it was awful..."
Not only did she NOT chuckle or crack a smirk, but just lifted my plate away with a blank look...almost as if to say, "Seriously, dude, did you even taste that?" Haha...ok, I might be exaggerating a bit for the story...even so, not the most welcoming of wagons.
Conversely, the cute cashier was very gracious...which leads to my final point: CASH ONLY read more