FIRE NEVIN!!!! FIRE NEVIN!!!! FIRE NEVIN!!!
OK - let me count the ways....
#1) I walk in on January 27, 2016 at around 11:00AM with my 4 year-old and I get followed around the store. OK, folks. I am a 55 year-old, home schooling father with a Ph.D. who has taught my 4 year old to memorize all the countries of the world as well as the entire Periodic Table of Elements, and so many other things. YET - for some unknown reason (I am a tall brown man), they look at me as some kind of social deviant who wants nothing more than to shoplift their shoddy made-in-China items. No. I wanted to buy a $40 lamp in order to illuminate the rug area where my son and I conduct our morning book reading sessions. Sounds simple, right. Wrong. Read ahead.
#2) They didn't have the lamp except for a display model. However, no one was around to help for a while. I take the display item with me and walk to the front with my son. I wait for Nevin to finish with two customers. I ask if he has this same item in a box, perhaps in the back stock room, and could he check for me? OOOPPSS! Wrong move, folks. Because this is where Nevin obviously felt overwhelmed by the simple task. He calls for floor help. None came. Another customer moves through his line. I wait. He calls again for floor help. Again, nobody comes. Four more customers move through his line. I stand there, staring at him, hoping he gets the hints. OOOOPPS!! Wrong move, because little 'ol Nevin will not get the hint. He will instead continue on, feeling as if customers are interrupting him with his incessant daydreaming of a life that could've been. And he may even take some level of pleasure in seeing customers suffer. I didn't get it at first. But by the 30 minute mark, I could detect what looked like a devious smirk emerge every now and then.
#3) "Sir, sorry for making you wait. We can actually order this for you," Nevin said. "True," I replied. "But I can just as easily do that from the comfort of my home. If you instead let me know what other Office Depot nearby has this item in stock, that would be much more useful and helpful to me." OOOPPSS!!! Wrong move. I actually asked for something that made sense. And that won't be tolerated at this Office Depot. Ever. "Sure," Nevin said with a rather blank look on his face. He finally flags down a passing employee. I explain to him my issue. "Just let me go to the back and sign in to the computer. I'll be right back," the employee said. He never returned. At the 45 minute mark, I stopped waiting and just left the store.
You have been warned.
Unless you know EXACTLY what you want, and can navigate to the EXACT point within the store where it is located - unaided, mind you - then you stand a chance of having a neutral experience. Anything beyond this which involves employee interaction is only going to lead to feelings of frustration.
I write this in the hopes that my story will encourage thousands to follow my lead. Boycott this piece of shit store. Do it for the nation. Do it for your sanity. Do it for your self-respect! read more