I want to give this place 5 stars SO BAD but it's one of the worst places I've ever eaten and I honestly don't want people to think that this is what vegan food is supposed to taste like. I ordered 4 menu items, and they were all either flavorless, dry, texturally awkward or completely drenched in mayonnaise.
I had a LOT of trouble finding this place, google maps took
us to the wrong place twice (finally I had to call to get there) It's hidden inside of a bookstore that's hidden inside of a church. The bookstore is all religious, so it's insanely quiet and as far as ambiance is concerned, you feel like you have to be silent like you're at a library with your grandmother... the fun factor is slightly less than zero here. That being said, on the positive, it is cleaner than some hospitals I've been in. Everything was new, well organized, wiped down, freshly stocked and in perfect condition- down to the tables, chairs and cute little plants on the tables. The staff was beyond polite, absolutely caring and -you can tell - genuinely good human beings. We had some questions about some of the menu items that were all answered thoroughly and kindly by more than one staff member... . HOWEVER, I've never in my life seen people in foodservice move at such a slow pace, It took almost 35 minutes to get our food once we had ordered. We were the only patrons there that were waiting for food and we could see 4 staff members present. I would never bash a place for taking a long time during a rush- trust me this wasn't that- they really are just insanely slow.
We decided to order the Lomo saltado, a hot dog topped with some kind of slaw and mayo, yucca fries, & a breakfast burrito with potato egg & impossible.
The hot dog- wow, ok... I've had almost every vegan dog on the market, some are great, some are okay, and some are downright horrible. Unfortunately this was the horrible variety. I believe they're using a loma linda canned hot dog, they're preserved in water which renders them completely mushy and flavorless. This dog did come on a really nice bun so I had hopes that could save the dog, it had a soft chew and was substantial in size but to no avail, the mushy dog was covered in canned chili and shredded cabbage that had been absolutely drenched in a mayo based sauce which looked appealing but was oddly bland and disgusting. I took one bite and we had to throw the rest away.
The yucca fries- kinda pricey for four little fries but I'm absolutely ok with paying whatever someone wants to charge for the service they provide if they do it well. To my disappointment they were dry and flavorless, and again, served with a mayo sauce that had no personality whatsoever. These weren't horrible, but they tasted like nothing so they weren't in any way satisfying. I will say this was the one thing we did eat entirely (not the sauce) although, I was just eating them to eat something.
The breakfast burrito- it came wrapped in a whole wheat tortilla that was what I'd classify as quite possibly the closest thing to slightly flexible stale cardboard I've ever attempted to eat. The burrito was pretty big, so portion wise it was a substantial meal. JUSTegg is probably one of the best vegan items on earth and under most circumstances I'd eat it off the floor so needless to say I did take the burrito apart and ate all of the JUSTegg. The potatoes were what I'd imagine to be a frozen product that has been par cooked, they seemed to be heated up in either an oven or air fryer with absolutely zero seasoning, onions or oil, which is great if you're making health conscious choices but horrible if you want to enjoy what you're eating. They forgot to include the impossible sausage in this burrito, sadly most of it went in to the trashcan.
The lomo saltada- one of the weirdest grossest flavors I've ever had in my mouth. It tasted like someone tried to fix a bad home made stir fry with a cheap jar of off brand spaghetti sauce yet somehow through all of the combinations of ingredients they managed to serve something with no seasoning or spice. This was by far the worst of the worst but this dish was so bad I had to discreetly spit it in to my napkin before throwing the entire dish away.
We hate wasting food but sadly ended up throwing away most of what we ordered. Very long review, I know- I hate to leave anything other than 5 stars for an all vegan place because it's so important to have them around but my god I hope no one who is considering going vegan ever eats here. If you're already vegan, go for it, you already know the deal. If you're considering it, just don't.
To the owners, I'm sorry. I'm truly very sorry but please, get help, hire a chef or someone with a culinary background to help elevate your food. You obviously have a great support system with the church and your mission is awesome. I'm just scared you're going to give someone an inaccurate first impression of what vegan food can be. read more