"Is there anything else we can help you with?" We were asked this question repeatedly Friday night. Arriving for a 7:30pm reservation we had our pick of tables as there weren't many diners. Given the choice we eagerly sat in an available booth. We both sat on the cushioned seating against the wall. Given our experience I'd recommend sticking with standard chairs, for reasons you may, or may not agree with.
"Are you ready to order?"
Belly dancing is from 7-9pm (ended earlier). A wonderful show is put on near the stage. Tables in the center part of the restaurant (and the booths) have prime viewing. As this was my first visit I fastidiously reviewed the drink menu. To my delight there was a curious mix of drinks available. Margaritas. Long Island Ice Teas. Martinis. Jägermeister - Yeah. That was on there. As a drink. Neat. Nothing quite traditional sounding so I went with wine. In the meantime a glass of water was brought out.
"Can we help you?"
"Are you ready to order?"
Erm- We'd just opened the drink menus.
Not quite. I explained this was my first visit. Hoping to hear something, anything. a handout to what a mezza might be, instead I heard. "I would recommend ordering the Mixed Grill for Two...It has mwah mwah mwah mwah" said incredibly fast. I blinked. She said the name of another dish quickly. I blinked. And then -
"Do you need a few more minutes?"
Yes. I suppose so.
36 seconds later -
We opted to try the Vegetarian Platter (huge) as an appetizer. Hummus, Babaghanouj, Tabbouleh, (3) Falafel and (3) Vegetarian Dolmades. That's plenty of food to share with four people. Ambitious for two.
We were granted time to deliberate our entree order a few more minutes. Instead of the Mixed Grill shared plate (which sounded interesting: skewers of Chicken Kebab, Kefta Kebob and Lamb Kebob) Lamb tempted us. Specifically Lamb Shank and Lamb Kebabs.
The menu is separated into cold and hot mezzas. We made out like bandits quickly picking what we did. The food is stellar here.
At this point we began an interesting game I'll call "Moving of the Plates and Glasses". We were curious what our entrees might taste like once they were dropped at the table. So we got up and moved them from the far side of the table. You know, within fork reach. Then we slid the appetizer platter out. And the bread plate. And our empty water glasses. And my wine carafe. And the empty beer bottle. (Later I had an even larger collection of glassware.)
Where did everyone go? That's ok. I was distracted by the Fred Flinstone sized portion of my true to description, falling off the bone, lamb. Honest to god, I almost died.
But then - oh - my date reached suddenly behind my head with his napkin. His expression frozen with intent. I paused in only what second date behavior in public warranted.
"Oh? Everything ok?"
"Uh. There was ... a .. bug."
(IT WAS RIGHT BY MY HAIR. In the dark.)
Later I asked my date to describe the bug. It's Arizona. These things happen. He said it could have waved at me. I have little hands. It was bigger than the tip of my thumb. (Also, it apparently got away.)
I recommend stand alone seating.
FOOD
The Lamb Shank shocked me in sheer size. When I poked it with my fork gingerly the meat sighed. The grilled vegetables were delightfully seasoned, grilled and layered on top of a wonderful bed of rice. I wish I had grabbed an appropriate photo of the Lamb Shank. This is a dude's platter. Not for a girl on a date!
THINGS TO KNOW
+ Service is hit or miss. I finally flagged down a very nice man (possibly a manager) for my 2nd glass of water.
+ Salsa lessons Fri/Sat night. Lights go off. Disco balls goes on.
+ Baklava is bone dry and hard. It was difficult to break into bite sized pieces. We returned it.
+ Turkish coffee is divine!
+ Time your dinner well before dance class. Service ...changed as dance class preparations began.
DANCE HERE
+ It's a happening spot. When I left there was a line outside the door and beefy bouncers. Inside spectator watching (almost) made the service level worth it.
+ $5 Drink specials!
+ Friday Night Salsa is produced by AZSalsa.net "Tumbao | Latin Fridays".
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