The food and service exceeded expectations. Delicious. Very clean. Prices seemed a little high, but to be expected in the ritzy part of town. Highly recommended. read more

Mean Grille - Turkish Near Me - Houston, Texas

We tried Mean Grill for the first time and it did not disappoint! I had the chicken plate (pictured) and everything was super fresh and flavorful. My daughter also got the chicken plate but added hummus, and my husband went with the chicken & beef plate. Each dish came with fluffy rice, a crisp fresh salad, carrots, and yogurt with garlic sauce that tied everything together perfectly. The owner was so kind and even let us sample their frozen lemonade (highly recommend!)--and I enjoyed a refreshing carbonated strawberry drink with my meal. Portions were generous, the food was delicious, and the service was warm and welcoming. We'll definitely be back! read more

Mean Grille - Chicken Kebab Plate - Turkish Near Me - Houston, Texas

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1st time visiting this spot & it was amazing!! Food was very fresh, delicious flavor, clean ingredients. Friendly service, clean restaurant. Checked everything off for me! Will be back again. I got the chicken wrap, spicy. Will be getting the bowl next time! read more

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If you want to scratch the occasional "I-want-to-eat-Mediterranean" itch, then Mean Grille can scratch it for you. The mild red sauce I had with my Doner Plate gave me that garlicky taste I love about Mediterranean. Food is a bit pricey for me to give it a higher rating, especially considering the plate orders. I'd be inclined to shop around for Mediterranean restaurants with more bang for my buc read more

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This place is tucked off behind the movie theater and such a gem. The only thing that kinda sucks is the Richmond/Weslayan intersection. But it's worth a little defensive driving. The chicken wrap was delish, the chicken was juicy and very fresh the veggies were packed in the pita. The juices did shoot out the bottom, needed a tighter tuck. The spicy cilantro sauce was really good. It wasn't too spicy and had a nice kick, although I am a spice lover. The wait wasn't long and the staff was friendly. I thought the decor was welcoming. Will definitely be coming back. read more

Mean Grille - Turkish Near Me - Houston, Texas

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Was pretty excited to eat here because of the reviews. The staff was helpful with our order since it was our first visit. The Babaghanoush lacked any smoke or roasting flavors. It was basically just baked, cubed eggplant flesh with fresh onions and red peppers minced on top. It came with no chips or bread. The staff did give us bread when we asked. The pita was cold and lackluster. On to the main - ordered the chicken and beef mixed grill with spicy hummus (up-charge). On the positive side the beef was cooked to order. All was a proper temperature. The chicken and the beef were BORING! No flavor - even for Mediterranean. The spicy hummus was the highlight of the lunch. The interior was pleasant but the outside seating is really not good - uncovered and on the street. All in all - given the price, variety and quality of the competition- will not be back. In Houston, you had better bring your A-game or you will not make it. On this dish these folks clearly have not. We had baklava :(. Not to our liking. The food was a 2-star, the service was a 3.5- star and ambiance a 4. Note - no alcohol! read more

Mean Grille - Mixed Grill - steak and chicken - Turkish Near Me - Houston, Texas

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This may not look very appetizing, (trust me, it's delicious!!) But this is day two of my dinner from Mean Grille and the rest is for tomorrow. Best meal prep in town! This place is yummy. I ordered The Governor's Plate, (I chopped everything up. It doesn't come that way), extra side of grilled veggies and an order of fries bc their crinkle fries are delicious! And a perfect vehicle to shovel that yummy house-made spicy cilantro sauce down lol. All their sauces are amazing! One is better than the next. Get them all and a lot of it! You'll use them on everything. Great salad dressing, marinade, pasta salad sauce, etcccc! Honestly, it would take hours to meal prep this and yet a click on DoorDash and I've got healthy, delicious food for 3 days. Well, the fries weren't healthy. Everything in moderation, amirite? Thanks Mean Grille. See you soon read more

Mean Grille - Governor's Plate chopped with sauces! - Turkish Near Me - Houston, Texas

Highly recommend. Perfect for after the gym!!! I'm thinking I go back tomorrow too. I'm here on travel. Shame we don't have one of these spots back home read more

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Very solid Mediterranean food spot in the greenway plaza area! Went around 6 pm on a Thursday evening and it was empty, but a couple other patrons trickled in after us. Got takeout and everything seemed to be cooked fresh. The space is very clean and comfortable. The loaded fries were really delicious, I love the crinkle cut. You can choose chicken or doner to top the fries. Went with chicken because was trying doner in a different dish, the combo of the crispy fries and meat and sauces was very satisfying. The beef plate was ok, I liked the rice, there were only 6 pieces of beef and a few pieces of bell pepper and onion. I wish that there was more meat and veg. The beef itself was flavorful and had a nice char, I just wanted more of it. The doner plate was my favorite, the meat was spiced and tender and flavorful and it was a nice serving size. Both plates came with a side salad and a sauce. I liked the garlic sauce and the mild red, will have to try the third sauce option next time. Also came with pita bread! They also have a few unique drinks to try! Some flavored sparkling waters and sodas. All were sweet but fun to sample. Would love to come back to try more things! read more

Great food, taste good and it's very fresh. Great customer service. The restaurant is nice and clean. I'm definitely coming back. read more

Mean Grille - Chicken Kebab Plate - Turkish Near Me - Houston, Texas

I came all the way from Los Angeles and was craving Turkish food. This was honestly delicious! It tasted very authentic and the staff were wonderful. I recommend getting the beef/lamb plate and lentil soup. Everything tasted clean and delicious. read more

After having been to Mean Grille twice now, and trying just about 1 of everything on the menu, I can for certain tell you that this place is legit great! Bright spacious interior, made to order fresh Turkish food, and the friendliest owner that is truly passionate about his restaurant. This place is a MUST try! Mean Grille is everything you could love about a small family owned business. The service here is top notch and so inviting. Food wise, I recommend their Adana kebab plate with extra spicy cilantro sauce, pistachio cake, and Turkish tea to wash it down. The beef/lamb kebab is just so flavorful and juicy. Then their spicy cilantro sauce would be great on just about anything. The side salad that comes with the kebab plates is super refreshing too, I believe they use a pomegranate citrus vinaigrette. Please give this place a try!! I came here for lunch on a Saturday and it wasn't busy. I truly think if more people gave this place a shot, they'd always be crowded with their big portions and tasty made to order Turkish food. 10/10 recommend! Enjoy! read more

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Stopped by early Sunday and was greeted by the owner. He was so warm and inviting, taking his time to explain the menu. Because I was so early, slow cooked meats like the doner and steak weren't ready, but again, I was there shortly after opening. I saw there was tea, and after a thorough explanation on flavors and how to prepare, it was purchased. I got the Mediterranean Shrimp with cilantro sauce; great, balanced portions size, well cooked shrimp (tails removed), fresh veggies; the sauce was the perfect accompaniment. Dessert was good, not too sweet. I think I got hints of rose water? Clean, vibrant colors, lots of seating. I loved it. read more

Mean Grille - Mediterranean Shrimp - Turkish Near Me - Houston, Texas

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Got the Adana Kebab Plate and Mediterranean Shrimp Plate. The servings are lunch style and portion so they are good for a quick bite. Adana was so incredibly juicy, tender, and flavorful. Really had that Turkish flavor and spices. Shrimps were huge, perfectly cooked, and also very juicy, but the stir fry and seasoning reminded me more of Asian cooking. Overall, the food is amazing, but I think some extra spices or seasoning can be added to either the rice, the protein, or the sauce to give it an OOMPH! For example, the Turkish tea was so fragrant and filled with complex spices that the moment you take the first sip, you are instantly enwrapped in the richness that Turkey food culture has to offer. I would like to see the same reflected in their entrees. Will be back to try the Doner! read more

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New Turkish cuisine in town and we need more of these. Food was good and service was awesome. 1st time trying Turkish tea and I love it. Maybe a bigger glass would be nice read more

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I fell in love with doner kebab traveling in Europe and ever since it's baffled me why it's not more common place here! It's so delicious. I was really excited to see doner on their menu and while it's different than what I've had, it was really good. The spicy cilantro had a great kick to it and I could drink the garlic sauce. The red sauce is a bit salty. It's a great location, I'll definitely stop here regularly before a trip to AMC or Costco (keep me from overbuying ). read more

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This is my first time eating at this place, $22 for this exact plate. The food very bland, not a lot of flavor or seasoning. Even the garlic sauce has no flavor as well. I wouldn't recommend this turkey food shouldn't be served for everyone else!!! read more

Went here a while ago for a Yelp Elite event. The food was delicious back then and it still is. The owner is super nice and very passionate about his Turkish food and culture. The restaurant is extremely clean. Definitely will be back, but will not be as long of a gap this time. read more

I got the Adana kabab plate, some doner a la carte, kibbeh, a side of spicy hummus, and some falafel with their house cilantro spicy sauce. The Adana kabab plate was everything I wanted out of a Mediterranean meal. The salad was well dressed and the portion was generous (8/10) The doner was a bit on the dryer side, but still flavorful. (7/10) It was my first time trying kibbeh and I was not dissapointed! (7/10) The falafel were also solid (7/10) The spicy hummus was not spicy but it was really good and fresh. It was served with carrot sticks a pita on the side (8/10) The spicy cilantro sauce was definitely one of my favorite parts of the meal and made every bite that much more enjoyable. (9/10) The owner was super kind and called me when I didn't pick up my order in time to remind me. The place has plenty of seating and looked very well kept. Would definitely come back! read more

Went in for the first time and we were pleasantly surprised. The dining area is clean and very well kept. I'm guessing the manager of the place was the one working when we went and he was very friendly and told us what comes on each plate. The food was SO GOOD! My husband basically licked his plate clean! The cilantro spicy sauce was delicious if you like a kick. The garlic sauce wasn't too garlicky either it was absolutely perfect. The beef tenderloin was cooked to perfection and was so juicy and tender. We will definitely be back!! read more

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Wow! I'm so glad I finally tried this place. I was feeling in the mood for soup after the chilly weather here in Houston. I got a large bowl of the red lentil soup and it was absolutely delicious. Talk about a flavor explosion! I could eat that stuff every day. I also ordered 3 pieces of falafel. The falafel was perfect! I really enjoyed the red sauce that I got with my falafel. The regular white sauce is good but the red one is much more flavorful. I also ordered the feta cheese sticks which were absolutely scrumptious. I wish there was a option to order the red sauce with the cheese sticks instead of the white sauce. The restaurant all though small is bright and welcoming. Gluten-free pita would be an amazing addition to the menu for those who have an allergy to gluten. I will definitely be back soon. read more

Mean Grille serves perfectly balanced plates. This time I tried a chicken kebab plate and it was delicious as expected. Chicken was juicy and seasoned well. I love the spicy cilantro sauce, it ties everything together well. Pita bread was fresh and the vegetables were much needed for a refreshing side. read more

Mean Grille - Chicken Kebab Plate - Turkish Near Me - Houston, Texas

We were starving and needed to find somewhere to eat without a long wait time. We found Mean Grille and decided to give it a try! The inside was very clean and well-designed. You place your order at the front and then are able to seat yourself at one of the many tables or booths spread around the room. We were not sure what to order, but the man at the front was very helpful by offering explanations and recommendations. We started with the hummus, which came with pita and carrots. This was probably the best, most fresh hummus that I have ever tasted. The drinks were fun! We got mineral waters-- one watermelon and one bubblegum. My boyfriend got the chicken kebab plate and loved it. The chicken was super tender and flavorful. It paired nicely with the side salad. I got the Adana, which I believe is ground lamb that is then grilled on a kebab. It was a very unique texture but I enjoyed the flavor! I would definitely come here if you'd like to try Turkish food or are looking for a casual bite to eat in a great location. read more

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The food is certainly fresh, we came back to ensure the food is tasty all the time and we were pleasured. We had the chicken wrap which had superbly tasty well-proportioned ingredients. It was accompanied with fresh crinkled fries that were nice and crispy yet hot and soft inside. The pita bread was warm and fresh. Paired well with the hummus. The service was friendly just as last time and the owner remembered us, nice look. The ambiance houses a true relaxed vibe. The colors are popping and the temperature is oh so pleasant. Truly worth returning for another go-around. read more

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I had to come back for the spicy cilantro sauce and of course to try something different on the menu! This is my second time trying Mean Grille and this round I ordered the Doner plate to go. Pro- side salad, homemade pita bread, Turkish soda and the spicy cilantro were top tier. Unfortunately, this batch of the spicy cilantro sauce wasn't as hot as the first one I tried, nonetheless everything tasted great. Con- Gyro meat was dry and the food was cold. Service is always great and the owner always has a smile on his face. read more

Did a carry out order and everything was great! Food was super delicious. Adana Kabab, beef tenderloin (medium), and chicken kebabs. Salad and rice were delicious too. Loved the soft pita bread. Falafel were different but tasty. Very friendly service as well! So conveniently located. read more

Mean Grille - Turkish Near Me - Houston, Texas

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The spicy hummus was very good. The cheese sticks were good. The fries are some of the best fries. They're very crispy and cook perfectly. You only get a little bit of pita to go with the hummus, it's best to order a side of pita if you order hummus. I haven't tried the beef yet, but the chicken is delicious. The spicy cilantro, dipping sauce is really good. Definitely a place I would frequent read more

Came here expecting multiple vegan options, as per the Happy Cow app. There was 1 vegan plate vegan, a Mediterranean salad, and the daily special another salad. The entire rest of the menu was small. The vegan plate had 3 inch and a half delicious gf falafel, 1.5 tbs of good hummus with a small pile of carrot sticks and a Mediterranean salad with very little dressing I used the remaing Tahiti and hummus as additional salad dressing. I was still hungry after finishing the vegan plate. I had to get 3 more falafel to sate my hunger. My husband got a wrap. He got it spicy. It was spicy. As per his words nothing to write home about. The ceiling needs repair. The seating was comfortable. Cutsy decor with bright colors. 1 Huge table. Will not visit again. I am pretty sure there is 1 fella running the location and cooking. And serving read more

Great and fresh food overall. The employee behind the counter was very friendly and made sure we had a good experience. Simple clean interior design. read more

Ordered through Lunchdrop App: Today having meetings all day we decided to see what lunchdrop had to offer today and we seen this place mentioning they have doners which I haven't had in many years since Dogerz doners closed in midtown. Decided to give it a try after a quick review of ratings and some pictures via yelp. At first when opening the delivery package there was a welcoming personal note written on top of one of the delivery boxes which contained 2 complimentary hazelnut cookies. Very nice it reminded me somewhat of a an Indian gulab jamun, flavor wise. Though that was the highlight. We ordered Donerz plates and what we received was not what we expected. Plate had no vegetables or toppings except pickled onions and some sauce (sauce was very good and great spice), which seemed we had to use to help swallow the meat that was super dry...not sure if it being delivery was the culprit. This was accompanied by a small pita and came out to a whopping $17. Spicy Hummus w/carrots (didn't seem spicy, but flavor was okay) added $2 more. This was not worth the price. What we got to what we thought we would have gotten was a complete 180. Complimentary hazelnut cookies does not compensate for what we received. read more

Mean Grille - What we imagined top, what we received bottom after we mixed in the sauce and pickled onions. - Turkish Near Me - Houston, Texas

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Love that there is a Turkish restaurant in such a busy location (right around the corner from LA Crawfish & Urban Social). I'm typically used to eating ahead of time when I'm out this way because of the lack of vegan options available but I really enjoyed eating here. The vegan plate comes with hummus, pita, carrots, & a mini salad, some falafel, & your choice of a sauce. I got the tahini. The falafel had a little crunch on the outside but it was so fresh and soft on the inside!!! Perfect texture. The owner was really helpful and tended to all the customers in a timely fashion. The space is on the corner and smaller on the inside but well lit and a good amount of seating. They even have a cute hightop baresque type seating to look out the window & enjoy your meal. I look forward to inviting my friends here. read more

Mean Grille - Vegan Plate with Turkish tea - Turkish Near Me - Houston, Texas

This a gem. The food so flavorful spiced nicely. Vegan options abound lovely desserts easy parking. The service friendly and good. Parking easy in a strip Centre in greenway plaza area. read more

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For lunch we visited here, I got the doner plate. The man at the front was very open with giving lots of information on the dishes. Restrooms were clean. They have two little tables outside on the patio which was such a lovely optiongiven the nice weather. We started off with the kibbeh which was so flavorful. The salad was absolutely amazing. Whatever dressing they have on it is fabulous. The doner was amazing. The yogurt sauce I got with it is great. I also had Turkish tea which was delicious. Also came with a dessert which was very sweet but still pretty good. Overall this was a great treat and I will definitely be back. Worth the wait! read more

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Delicious flavors all around. Everything is good here. Clean, open and airy atmosphere makes for a very pleasant dining experience or easy pick up/takeout experience. Having a new Turkish/Mediterranean restaurant option in the neighborhood is a welcome addition. Always feel happy and satisfied after eating here. Onur provides top notch service while dining in or ordering takeout. This location is a must for your family's rotation of dining out or pick up/delivery. read more

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Wow. Wow wow wow. This restaurant just hit the spot in every way you could ever want! I was craving Mediterranean food, and I am so glad this place was nearby! $8 for a huge chicken wrap! Bubble gum soda! Beautiful interior and a clean kitchen! The sour yogurt sauce was amazing with my chicken kebab meat. Speaking of! You can tell how fresh the locally sourced meat was merely by the flavor and juiciness. I couldn't get enough of the grilled flavoring and the soft, fresh pita bread. The rice was cooked to perfection, the salad had the right amount of dressing, and the portions were just right. The owner was so kind, and gave us a sample of the frozen lemonade. The frozen drink was balanced so well I'm the sour-to-sweet ratio. This is my new favorite spot for Mediterranean food. The Mean Grille was a wonderful surprise for me and my friend! If you're ever in the area for a movie or for the mini golf nextdoor, give this lovely restaurant a stop! read more

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AMAZING wrap. They source from local farmers and the food is fantastic. Couldn't rave about this spot enough! read more

Mean Grille - Falafel Wrap - Turkish Near Me - Houston, Texas

I've been 3 times this week if I that speaks to anything. We were lucky enough to get introduced to Mean Grille and their wonderful owner Onur. The food is FANTASTIC. It's rare to eat somewhere now that doesn't make you feel groggy after eating it but let me tell you I can put down so much food from here and still feel great. Highly recommend the Adana plate with the spicy cilantro sauce (it's got some good heat so let this be your warning) Mean grille is so clean, the music is great (a wide mix of absolute bangers) and you really get a good feel for Turkish culture being there. read more

Mean Grille - Adana Kebab Plate - Turkish Near Me - Houston, Texas

Amazing how my normally poor eyesight can suddenly zoom in at 20/20 when I'm near restaurants! By chance, I saw Mean Grille in the space that used to be Thai Cottage (3995 Richmond), but more importanly, I saw the tag that it serves Turkish food, which might be my favorite of all cuisines. My spouse and I stopped in Sunday night and were greeted heartily by the delightful owner Onur. The place is bright and cheery, and the menu is not extensive, though Onur beamed with pride in telling us that everything is made from scratch and with organic, locally-sourced ingredients. I don't always buy that when I hear it, but one taste of the Turkish-style salad that accompanied my entree, and I was convinced that he'd just picked the ingredients minutes before from a garden out back. We shared a falafel plate--here, they are patty-style and the fava mix is cumin-specked and gorgeously green from parsley and what I'm guessing to be coriander. They are served with your choice of sauces--try all 3 of them. We enjoyed the cilantro-garlic sauce with the falafel. For an entree, my spouse had a packed-with-flavor chicken kebab wrap full of veggies and a house-made hummus. I had one of my favorite dishes, Adana kebab, made with spiced lamb grilled on charcoal. The meat bursts with flavor and comes with a side of that amazing fresh salad topped with a pomegranate-sweetened dressing. So many nice little touches here, thanks to Onur and his partner. Adding to the pink motif and artwork, tables are set with Himlayan pink salt. If you wear pink on Wednesday, I understand you get a discount on your food. They serve fabulous fizzy Beypazari sodas from Türkiye sweetened with beets instead of sugar, and the soda machine has Maine Root Beverages. Mean Grille also features a selection of wines and beers and will soon have frozen adult bevvies. We were too full to try desserts, but the ones we saw look fantastic! We had such a great experience here--the charm and kindness of Onur is a big reason, along with the fresh, delicious food. It's easy to see why most of the online ratings for this place are 5 stars. read more

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A gem of a place! The owner, Onur, is so sweet and genuine. They make everything in-house to order from locally sourced ingredients. They stay away from big name corporate food as much as possible. We got several yummy items, including hummus, falafel, fries, chicken kabob, döner, baklava, and a few of their Turkish imported sparkling drinks--which were quite tasty and not filled with sugar. Everything was delicious and fresh! The rice is so good, their salads are just like homemade. The baklava is fabulous! So moist and gooey, exactly how it should be! The place is super spacious and clean. Counter service, so perfect for a quick sit-down meal or to-go. I do miss Thai Cottage that was in this space since I was in grad school (memories!), but this is a very welcome addition indeed! Hope it stays for the long run! read more

Mean Grille - Delicious sparkling lemon water - Turkish Near Me - Houston, Texas

The food was excellent. Staff was lovely to talk to and order from. Small gem in the area. Great place to grab lunch when around here. Will definitely be back! read more