I'd like to say that I have the power of flight! But that's not the case.
I'd like to say that I eat healthily all of the time. But that's not the case either.
Come on we've all been there, it's 7:30pm, you haven't eaten since lunch time, you've just finished work and have an hour to kill before you have to be somewhere else, there's no food in the house and the shops are so far away. But then in the distance, like the gates of heaven are calling, you see those Golden archways, but instead of St Peter waiting in the doorway, there is a lady, let's call her... Phleb, waiting behind the counter.
And with all of the enthusiasm she can muster, she asks what you want, not that she cares, but she asks. And you proceed to stare at the menu, panicking over the choices which you didn't think to make before getting to the counter. You can see Phleb is starting to get impatient and at the last minute you see the biggest picture on the board and tell Phleb in as confident a voice you can muster, I'll have the SuperAwesomeMcBurger meal. Of course the SuperAwesomeMcBurger meal is only available for three minutes a day on a wednesday, and even then you are only eligible to get it if you are wearing odd socks and a hat made out of fridge magnets. So invariably you leave with a Cheeseburger and a milkshake and go eat it in your car, while thinking all the while about the pizza that you only just remembered is in the bottom of the freezer.
I'm not saying McDonald's is bad, I'm just saying it's McDonald's! It's fast food, made quickly and without any passion, it does the job it's supposed to do and in an hour when you are hungry again, you will look back fondly on the burger that was and consider once again the McFlurry that could have been.
It's not exactly first date friendly, but it does what it's supposed to do. Enjoy your meal. read more