I had placed a order to go 20 min before i arrived to the restaraunt when i got there the girl with the braid and glsses looked confused then said it would be 15 min more. The kitchen lead with the black shirt and glasses and reassured me that itll be 5 min more so i said ok. I was waiting for 15 min then they came to get the names of everybody who was waiting for orders to go then yge girl went back and asked the other girl with curly hair who took be orders after a while we asked again how much more since practically 40min gave passed since the order was made the girl said i dont know what to say but itll be 15 min more. They had orders coming out endlessly to tge tables but there was 6 ppl ahead of me waiting in line for a to go order they need to balance to go orders as well as the ones there read more

Mambo's: The Restaurant with Nothing on the Menu In the heart of downtown, nestled between a laundromat and an empty yoga studio, sits Mambo's -- a restaurant shrouded in mystery, local legend, and chronic ingredient shortages. With its bold neon sign flashing "EAT!" and its doors always open, Mambo's lures the hungry and curious like moths to a flame. But those who enter quickly learn the truth: Mambo's never has anything to eat. The concept is baffling. One might assume Mambo's is a pop-up art installation, a social experiment, or perhaps a prank that got out of hand. But no -- Mambo's insists it is a legitimate restaurant. It has a full staff, a printed menu with mouthwatering descriptions, and an upbeat hostess named Carla who greets you with the confidence of someone about to seat you for a five-star meal. Yet once you sit down and begin to order, the Mambo's experience begins. "We're out of that," the waiter says, the moment you mention the house special. "What about the octopus ?" "Also out. Shrimp?." "Do you have anything?" "Let me check." You'll wait twenty minutes while the waiter disappears into the kitchen, only to return with a shrug and a glass of lukewarm tap water. It's the same story every time. No steak, no salads, no sides, no soup. Occasionally they offer crackers. But they are always "just about to run out." The mystery deepens when you notice that no one ever seems to leave with food. Customers walk out dazed and confused, muttering things like, "They had nothing. Again." And yet Mambo's remains open, night after night. The Yelp reviews are poetic in their disbelief: "Waited 45 minutes for a grilled cheese. They said they were out of bread. And cheese. And a grill." - Sandra T. "Mambo's is the place to go when you're full, but want to be disappointed anyway." - Alex G. "Five stars for the vibe. Zero for the food. Because there was none." - HungryAndSad89 There are theories, of course. Some say Mambo's is a money laundering front. Others claim it's a metaphor for late-stage capitalism. A few romantics believe it's a test of patience and that those who endure the hunger will be rewarded with the most delicious meal of their lives -- someday. But that day never seems to come. And still, people return. Maybe it's the music -- a never-ending loop of jazz-funk that distracts from the hunger. Maybe it's Carla's unwavering optimism ("We might have fries tomorrow!"). Or maybe it's the faint hope that this time, Mambo's will have something to eat. But they won't. They never do. In Conclusion Mambo's is a restaurant in name only -- a culinary paradox where the atmosphere is rich, but the plates are forever empty. It's an enigma, a joke, and a strangely comforting ritual for those who frequent it. Because in a world of uncertainty, one thing remains constant: if you're hungry, don't go to Mambo's. Unless you're just there for the water. Which, incidentally, they are also running low on. read more

got seated right away and young lady immediately asked us for a drink order and or appetizers, she quickly returned and took our order, food was out quick and was very good which is why we keep coming back to Mambos. she checked on us several times during our meal and gave us a to go box and a drink to go. very friendly young lady. we paid and as we walked out manager told us thank you. we enjoy the food service and atmosphere. we are long time customers and recommend to our friends. read more

Mambo rice is amazingly delicious. One place is enough to serve at least 6 people. The restaurant is always clean and employees are very courteous. read more

In Pharr, there are many, many good and creative restaurants. But who would have guessed that Mambo Seafood with its casual dining style environment with list of selection for seafood lovers would be one of the best places. Seafood was simple with the simplest ingredients and yet so fresh which is the ultimate secret to all great seafood. Will be my go-to place going forward when on Business trip. read more

Mambo Seafood - Fried tilapia - fresh, melts in your mouth - Seafood Near Me - McAllen, Texas

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Food was outstanding Oysters on the half shell very good. Fish and shrimp was very fresh. Atmosphere very pleasant . Wait staff very friendly and very efficient and attentive. read more

This place was amazing!!! I came here with coworkers while in town for a conference and it did not disappoint! The building is quite large and it's very casual on the interior. There is plenty of seating for larger parties as well. The menu is quite extensive with a variety of fried or sautéed options available. For anyone ordering fresh fish, you are asked to approach the counter and choose the fish you want. The entrees come with two sides, including the "famous" rice as an option. I ended up ordering the entree with sautéed shrimp, calamari, and octopus. For the sauce, I chose the scampi sauce that comes with Cajun seasoning. For my sides I ordered the rice and upgraded (for $1) to the grilled vegetables. Everyone really enjoyed what they ordered. The portions were quite large and definitely could have been shared. Alcohol is limited to beer and margaritas, but there are several flavor options for the margaritas. Fresh juices are also available. The only downside was that service took awhile. The restaurant didn't appear to be overly busy, but it took awhile for us to get our drinks. Also, the calamari app was brought without extra plates and silverware for 5 people. They all came later, but after we had eaten about half with our fingers. Other than the slow service, everything was excellent. I would definitely come back read more

Mambo Seafood - Mango margarita - Seafood Near Me - McAllen, Texas

I love the Dhrimp Scsmpi and fried rice. I do not care for the buns The veggies cooked on the grill are also very good. read more

Good food but just about all is fried. Staff was pleasant. Inside could use an update but plenty of seating.

So good!! This was everything we could have wanted and more in a casual seafood dining experience! My coworker friend and I were unsure what kind of seafood we would find in this town but were pleasantly surprised and impressed. From the outside this place looks like it may be a chain restaurant like Bahama Breeze or On the Border, but don't be fooled! It is anything but a chain restaurant. Locally owned, the menu is chock full of tasty options. There were only two of us, and the server must have thought we were nuts ordering 2-3 plates each! Highlights were the empanadas, everything shrimp, and the mambo rice! I'm hungry just thinking about the experience here. It is embarrassing to admit, but there were no leftovers when we got done here. read more

I don't about you I like my shrimp deveined Mambo rice great Fried shrimp deveined and taste good Staff 3 stars Ambience is ok Jamaica very sweet ask for glass a water and started to water down which tasted better And that was great because no refills are given Overall average restaraunt read more

Mambo Seafood - When you go to mambos; ask for de-veined shrimp. Or they will will serve with the last meal the shrimp ate and was digesting - Seafood Near Me - McAllen, Texas

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Great seafood and sauces. Awesome margaritas, too. Exceptional, friendly service (Thanks, Pamela!) Comfortable picnic table seating for our large family. We first tried out Mambas in Houston and that was such a great experience that we were excited to see the franchise here in McAllen. It did not disappoint. read more

Mambo Seafood - Fried catfish - Seafood Near Me - McAllen, Texas

Now I hate to write this .. But if I return will a day when hell freezes over.. Worst food I have ever eaten and the entire family felt the same way read more

muy rico todo! La mesera Adri muy atenta y amable . Ambiente familiar perfecto para comer ahí

Great selection at affordable prices. My first time in I ordered a whole red snapper with sides, half dozen oysters, half pound of octopus, and a drink. All tasty and cost about $40. You get a lot of food, as is pretty standard for all things in Texas. My favorite part is that you can choose different sauces or cooking styles per dish. The fried fish is an excellent choice. Enjoyed it so much that I went back a few weeks later with my wife. Definitely recommend! read more

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This seems to be a local chain. It's unlike any seafood restaurant I've ever visited. The ambiance has an odd warehouse feel. You walk in and sit wherever you want. A friendly server will be with you shortly. It's a fairly extensive menu. I visited with my husband and kids. We opted to get the family meal and add a side of fries. That was a lot of food. The fried fish isn't anything like a beer battered fish, it's a much lighter coating. I have no idea what kind of fish it was, something small and mild. We also got four rolls with it meal. They were small, soft, and a little bit sweet. The shrimp appeared to have the same breading as the fish. My husband and kids ate the shrimp and they liked it. We also got a giant plate of shrimp fried rice. That was delicious and my favorite part of the meal. Our waitress wasn't the best. We kept having to ask for things. We had to flag her down to ask for a straw, then a plate, then a fork, and then cocktail sauce for the shrimp. We enjoyed our meal, and I would return if we visit the area again. read more

Mambo Seafood - Family meal - Seafood Near Me - McAllen, Texas

My wife has always talked about the famed rice from Mambo's...and yes, it was definitely delicious. The rest of the food we tried was tasty but....left me wanting a little more. First...the ambience is loud and bustling. It's one large room with a high ceiling. I almost felt like I was at some fish market in Seattle...so depending on your taste, you might like or not. If you're looking for a nice romantic spot to cozy up with your date...this is not the place. But on to the food...we had the cóctel de camarones to start...was it great? It was good...the shrimps weren't too small nor too large. The cóctel tasted freshly made which is very important... personally the sauce just needed a little more kick to it. Still a nice start... The prices for the food are reasonable.. Nothing too crazy. But I got the feel that almost everything is fried. The rice to begin with is fried...even though the taste is epic. I had the stuffed crab and stuffed shrimp wrapped in bacon...but the stuffing in the shrimp was the same from the crab...so it basically tastes the same. With a little more cream cheese in the shrimp...that would've been killer. The shining star here is the rice...which IMO is why it's not a 5 star place. You don't go to a seafood place to eat fried rice...no matter how tasty it is or how many proteins you put in it. You should go to eat their famous camarones or their amazing cócteles. But still...the rice is definitely some of the best in town. I'd recommend this place so you can at least try their Mambo rice...once you've tried it...it just might keep bringing you back. read more

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I ordered 10lbs of crawfish, and they brought out 5 lbs and told me it was 10 lbs. I asked the manager to weigh it, and it was only 5.5 lbs. The plate weighs 1.5 lbs. I feel cheated. read more

We had wonderful service. Our family enjoyed the vuelve a la vida soup, the empanadas costeñas, red snapper, dinner for two platter, and their pepinada pitcher. Everything was delicious! read more

Had the delicious Diablo! Fish & Shrimp with Mano's fantastic fried rice! Fantastic dinner on a Monday night. We chose to sit on their covered patio and enjoy this so much; Mambo's blows air conditioned cool air so even on a hot day it's a wonderful feeling! Started off with a plate of shrimp in a fantastic garlic sauce with nice pieces of garlic!!! Both of had this so it works for a goodnight kiss at the end of the night! I won't say anything more... The waitresses here speak Spanish, but there are pictures on the menu to assist the patrons. They are always so sweet and serve you with a smile. Much appreciated! Restrooms are clean and large so you can twirl around if you want! haha read more

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Alma our waitress gave us exelent service highly recommended when you go ask for her services

Always great tasting food. Tonight's server JUAN provided great service! Very attentive and he did a great job at explaining new items on menu. Will definetly ask for him to be our server next time. read more

Yes and never again. Horrible food and service. Plain bland food and nothing how everyone made it seem to be. read more

Food was very good! Service was friendly. The place was nice, but just a strong seafood smell. Very fishy smell.

We love seafood and Mambo's never disappoints. Generous portions and delicious. The platter is large enough to split. The rice is wonderful. Our waitress, Clarissa, who was our waiter a year ago, is awesome. She is so attentive and makes everyone feel very welcome. read more

Very good fried shrimp and fries. Would not hesitate to return there again. The service was outstanding and the prices are not out of line. read more

Our dinner spot for Wednesday evening. No wait, we were told to sit where we like. We ordered ceviche, chicharron de catán (Gar), caldo de camaron (shrimp soup) and a fried fish and shrimp platter. For starters I remember coming when this place had first opened years ago and while it's still good, it's not as good as it once was. The ceviche is now made differently, it used to have salmon and now it's made with Tilapia and served on a tostada and has some kind of mayonnaise spread which takes away from the taste of the ceviche entirely. They also add a ton of lettuce which leaves almost no room ceviche on top. The chicharrones were ok. Fish and shrimp plate was good, always love the tasty fried rice that it's served with. Soups were also good and server was friendly and attentive. read more

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It was ok. Not great. Went for lunch. Busy as all get out. Had to flag down for tea refill. Waitress hardly noticed me. Was just fried fish and shrimp honestly. read more

Service was great. Staff did a good job with a large group of over 20 people at lunchtime. Food was hot and portion sizes were generous. Coleslaw is different and spouse did not care for it. Ordered side salad that was served on the main plate with no dressing. Shrimp was very good. For the price it is worth a return visit. read more

Grate service and delicious seafood the fish and shrimp soup was very good and i order a ricé side everything was very good and very fast service I will definitely came back to this place read more

i remember when the service and food was excellent, now food and service are mediocre, prices have gone up and menu is just very long John silver food type. No more salmon tacos no alligator gar.... Not to mention service is just whatever. read more

I highly recommend their Mambo fried rice, I know that sounds odd at a seafood restaurant but it is really good. I have the fish and shrimp platter and it is lightly breaded and not overcooked. It is a pretty good place if you are looking for fried seafood. read more

The food is good but the ambiance is like a college cafeteria. The walls are all solid surface, so noise bounces around and it's loud.

We went to McAllen on a family trip and I have been wanting to try Mambo Seafood for the first time. We had limited time, so I order stuff to go. It was amazing! I will be coming back for more on my next trip. I just wish the would open a restaurant on the north east side of San Antonio. Gracias Mambo! read more

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I'm telling you right now, I have had some seafood in my travels and the oysters on the half shell and the mambo ship are to die for!! So delicious!! Also the beer, well the beer is COLLDDDDDDS and the bartenders awesome!! read more

Mambo Seafood - Oysters on the half - Seafood Near Me - McAllen, Texas

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Great service attentive waitstaff the food was excellent and delivered promptly and not too expensive

Great service from Adri, last time we had a bad experience but she made made up for last time with her great service

This was my second trip to Mambo's and it's quickly become my favorite place for seafood. The empanadas were so delicious--I order them every time I visit! The shrimp scampi with rice was also so good with plenty for leftovers the next day. I was also impressed with the pepinada (cucumber water + lemonade). It's now a favorite drink of mine. Restaurant is large and can seat big families like ours. Servers are friendly and knowledgeable about the menu. Highly recommend this restaurant and can't wait to go back again. read more

I like this place. The food is OK. When you want a table for a large party and you want a lot of deep-fried seafood, then this is your place. A menu item not to be missed though is the dirty rice. Their french fries here are really good, too. On this particular occasion, we ordered the family meal. Everything tasted good, but came to the table in "spurts". The shrimp and fries came, but no shrimp sauce and the server was nowhere to be found after dropping the food. We started to eat and found the food above warm, but certainly not fresh from a fryer. Eventually, the fried fish showed up, much the same temperature as the previous dishes. It still tasted good though once we received shrimp and tartar sauce. The baffling one for me is the dirty rice. It's the best part of the meal, but it took the longest to get to us. Mambo serves this with almost every meal. I envision that they have this stuff made up in huge quantities. My party was finished with the main courses and I asked about the rice. The server eventually returned with it and we put almost all of it into a to-go box. It didn't seem like the restaurant was understaffed nor overloaded with business. Not sure what was going on. Hot food, more attentive waitstaff, and coordinated delivery of food to the table would have made this a four if not five-star review. Nevertheless, I'm sure we'll be back the next time we are in the area. When you want a pile of fried seafood for not a lot of money, this is still the place to go to. read more

Sent on a Thursday around 3ish. Hardly anyone there, got sat quickly, kool. Sat for a bit, no one came by in a expedited manner. Keep in mind, it was slow, like a dozen total tables being occupied. Dara was server, let problems begin!! Brush up on your Spanish! She recommended a combo vuelva la vida appetizer, great idea! For main dish, I ordered the garlic/butter octopus, shrimp combo with EXTRA garlic. Food arrives n BAM no extra garlic, it looked like no garlic instead. She never asked how my food was, I had to wave down another server for drink refill. When Dara asked how I liked my meal, I told her there was no garlic, ajo. She literally smiled n walked away.....???!! According to what I saw, she had a total of 3 tables, mine included. I was approached by Dani, lead server?! She was going around asking tables how everything was. When she approached mine, I stated to her I requested extra garlic n didn't receive any. She immediately took care of it. I asked for an extra roll as well. Better some time than no time I presume. Get a load of this, I guess this restaurant needs the money, I was charged .35 cents for the roll. Instead of quality customer service n saying something to the effect of: we apologize about the garlic you didn't receive, the roll will be complimentary. Anywho, food was lip smacking yum yum, portions aren't huge just almost right. Atmosphere was almost like an open space market with seafood counter displaying a handsome bounty. Hope y'all have better service. Enjoy!! read more