Larry's in Marfa: where the patties are smashed flatter than my jokes land at Thanksgiving.
TL;DR: Best burger in Marfa. Got the Asado special, sipped a cold Modelo, chatted with Larry, and let the cassette wall do the rest. Five stars and a full belly.
Friday afternoon rolled around and the ol' stomach started sending strongly worded letters, so my side dish queen and I moseyed on over to Larry's to see what all the fuss was about. Folks had been talking. Turns out the folks were right.
I went big with the Asado special, the Marfa burrito collab benefiting the No Big Bend Wall Coalition. Double patty, that outta-this-world asado burrito sauce, onion, jalapeño, melty cheese, crispy cheese, and a chile colorado mayo that had me questioning every burger I ever ate before it. This thing was crazy good. Those crispy cheese skirts hanging off the edges looked like the patty grew a lace tutu, and I ate every last frilly bite.
The queen kept it classic with the single cheeseburger, ketchup, mustard, pickle, onion. Clean, honest, no funny business. She's a woman of refined taste, which explains why she married me on a technicality.
We parked ourselves right up at the counter, sipped our cold Modelos, and got to jaw with Larry himself. The man had cassettes spinning the whole time, and the tune selection was dialed. The whole wall is stacked with tapes floor to ceiling. The decor is spot on, orange counters, wood paneling, a little green ceiling situation. Only about six seats inside, so it's cozy, but there's plenty of room to spread out on those bright yellow benches in the yard.
Everything came out on little trays, and I'm telling you, they were trays of pure joy.
Conclusion: Larry's is the real deal. Great burgers, cold beers, killer tunes, and a fella behind the counter worth talking to. We'll be back every single day we're in town, and possibly a few days we're not.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a grudge against every other burger and a mayo I need to write a love letter to. read more