There are few things in life that cause me such great emotional distress, I worry for the future of humanity. This list, which I prefer to keep short so that I can have some peace, includes Donald Trump, the proliferation of aggressive drivers in Denver and the King Soopers at 6th and Peoria in Aurora. Numbers 1 and 2 on my list are self-explanatory. Number 3 must be examined in detail. So here I go: This is by far the worst grocery store that I have ever shopped at. It is dirty and dingy, and the decor looks like it has not been updated since the 1970s. And these are the least of this shit hole's problems. I'm about to list a few of my favorites:
1) Have you ever been hit up for cash while shopping? No? Then shop here and I promise you will experience this, because the homeless and drunks have decided the inside of this store is a great place to panhandle.
2) Do you like to wait in lines 10 people deep after you have scoured this store for an item it doesn't carry (but all other King Soopers locations do carry)? You do? Oh, good. Then you'll love this store, because routinely, only 1 or 2 check-out lines are staffed by cashiers, which means you're fucked if you have young children with you. Yes, this store has self-checkouts, but frequently, the lasers can't read the bar codes on items (especially produce tags), which forces people to type items in manually. And when you never graduated high school and can't read or write, let alone spell, well, you just caused a self-checkout register to go down. Tangent alert: This is what happens when we don't invest in public education. You end up standing in line forever at a shitty King Soopers.
3) Do you have a food allergy or require a special diet due to health concerns? Well, you might as well starve if you plan to shop at this King Soopers. My wife is gluten-free due to celiac disease, but we can't shop here even though it is less than a mile from our house. This location carries jack shit in the way of gluten-free items. We must drive to the Target 4 miles south of our house or stop at Trader Joe's at 9th and Colorado. This is inexcusable.
4) Do you like dealing with employees who don't give a shit about you or your concerns? Well, if you do, you're in the right place. The staff here are so sullen, I have decided it's best not to ask for help -- at all. You're better off bringing together the Crips and Bloods who claim turf in North Aurora and negotiating a peace treaty between them than you are finding an employee who will help you out with a smile. I get this: If you pay people shit wages and treat them like crap, their motivation to go above and beyond to help their customers probably won't be very high.
I find it deplorable that King Soopers the corporation has invested so little time and money into improving this store. It's almost like the company has acknowledged that the store is located in a hood, and therefore, it doesn't deserve any attention. Just let it sit and rot. I hate that this store is so close to my house -- I could walk there in 10 minutes -- but since it's such a dump, I am all but forced to drive 4-5 miles to the nearest decent grocery store. Shop here at your own risk. read more