Should have know to run when there was nobody to greet us. After about 5 minutes some finally took us to a table. Again should have picked up and left after the people next to us offered a "good luck.. we waited over 15 minutes for a waitress to take our order". But our friend was cold and we were hungry. I was excited to see the there was brats on the menu as were there for the first weekend of Octoberfest. When a waitress did arrive about 10 minutes later I was told nope, they took all of them for the Octoberfest. Ok? Really... can't have saved a few for people wanting to eat inside? I ordered the claim jumper instead ... thinly sliced roast beef with "crispy" fried onions, cheese and mushrooms and an jus. My friends ordered the 1/2 soup and sandwich (with German bacon potato soup) and loaded baked potato. She comes back and informs us that soup is no longer available... choice of veggie soup with zucchini and mushrooms or polish sausage with jalapeño. Friend goes for the veggie soup. Food arrives. Baked potatoes looks ok . however chili was pretty hot and my friend needed some extra sour cream to cut heat so she could eat it. My sandwich was small and maybe three tiny slices of meat, which maybe I should have been grateful for in hindsight. I bite into the sandwich and the top bread is so hard and petrified that I cannot bite though it. Maybe I was supposed to pour the 3 tablespoons of au jus I recieved on top to rehydrate? Maybe ... but it would have taken hours to rehydrate and still been gross. I tried the meat... dry, greasy, freezer burnt and honestly what I would have imagined dinosaur meat to taste like, it was disgusting. "Crispy onion? ". Nope ... sad brown piece mush... or was that the mushroom? After tasting the meat, I wasn't willing to find out. While waiting for our waitress to check on us, I eat the side.. play with my food and attempt to stick the fork into the sandwich and notice I cannot even get a fork into the bread it's so hard, luckily I didn't chip a tooth. Try the hot as hell chili, and wonder what the hell happened to the soup my friend got. Soup was a sickly grey color, that I assume was a attempt to make some sort of cream soup that just tasted like warm milk with salt, and the mushrooms where thick cut and huge... maybe because they grabbed them from the salad and just made up a quick soup? Don't know, but what I do know they were so huge because the were raw and uncooked. 10-15 minutes later after watching my friends eat their "special meals".. I just sat there with my stomach stuck to my spine. And watch another couple walk out after they waited to be seated and nobody comes to seat them. guy finally comes to the front and I ask him to get our waitress please. I can see a waitress chowing down in the back having food, but hey it's ok, it's not like we need anything out here. She comes out with a "you summoned me?" "Uh... yeah. My sandwich is so hard I cannot eat it." She Stares at me blankly. " Look..." I poke my fork into the brick that looks like bead.
"Also my friend would like to more sour cream for her potato as the chili is really hot for her. ". She turns and walks away. Just leaves the offending sad sandwich in front of me. Ok... now what? We look at each other. No I am sorry what can I do to make it right? Can I get u a replacement, another plate of something, maybe remove the plate in front of me??
I to go to the bathroom and wash my hands. Sour cream comes while I'm in the bathroom. I return...questioning life and getting weaker by the minute from hunger. She comes back and offers me pie, ok.. guess I will take that to go? I will just leave here hungry. Check arrives, and after my friend pays I glance at check and realize to add insult to injury we get charged 17.00 for the claim jumper sandwich from the aka sandwich from the depths of Hell (that sat on the table mocking me) We would have asked it to be taken off but nobody ( waitress or host) Was seen again. At that point we finally just left. I should have taken a photo, but I was weak from hunger and not thinking properly. Do not recommend, do not go, shitty service, and disgusting food, please don't eat here. read more