As another review pointed out, Oxnard is a generic town, nestled between more interesting ones. I live here and found that statement sad but true. Strip malls are the norm, as are chain restaurants and fast food. When you're in the mood for a *good* burger -- something several notches above Carl's Jr -- your options are few and far (very far) between.
While out running errands yesterday, the hubs and I were hankering for a good burger. Unfortunately, we weren't close to the one place we'd found near our neighborhood that serves outstanding burgers (Pirate's Bar & Restaurant near Channel Islands Harbor, FYI). Yelp helped us find Hook Burger, which we'd never heard of before, but the four-star rating gave us hope. All I can says is, "How does this place only have 4 stars while Carl's Jr has 3.5?!"
Hook Burger is nowhere in the vicinity of the neighborhood where Carl, Jack, and Wendy live. These are thick, hand-formed patties, laid on a bed of full-leaf (NO STEM) lettuce, juicy tomato and two thick, delicious slices of gourmet dill. The bun is soft brioche and toasted to perfection - lightly crunchy surface (not enough to cut your mouth), while the rest is soft. I ordered the Mushroom burger, but had them leave off the sour cream (?!) and switched from jack to cheddar. A generous helping of fresh (not processed) bacon bits smothered the whole thing. A little mayo & mustard and this burger was one of the best I've had in years! My husband's eyes rolled back in his head with the first bite of his Hickory burger.
The fries were fresh-cut and delicious. I'm not sure what the seasoning is -- it's not overly salty, but there's still a good flavor to them all on their own. Add a little ranch for dipping and Bob's your uncle.
My only complaint is that their Oreo shake is NOT an Oreo shake. Oreo shakes are vanilla ice cream with Oreo crumbs. Theirs is a CHOCOLATE Oreo shake. Big difference...HUGE. I'm all for restaurants shaking things up a bit, but at least warn a customer when you veer so far from the norm. I didn't complain b/c my hubby was so happy he didn't have to share with me after all...that and I was waaaay too full already. I should mention that it was a *real* ice cream shake though, not some weird chemically goo poured out of a machine.
As others have noted, the service here is amazing. No, beyond amazing. I can't recall the last time I ate at a place where every employee, from the greeter to the cashier to the cooks, had smiles plastered on their faces the entire time we were there. I watched as I ate, and even when they were simply chatting with each other, the staff smiled and laughed constantly -- even the kitchen workers behind the swinging door! That suggests this is not only a great place to eat, but also a great place to work, and that means something to me. I'll happily support that kind of business over one where every worker is sullen and depressed.
There's a reasonable amount of seating, including outside tables, but I can see how it would get packed at lunch, especially with the hospital so close by. We were there around 1 and there were only a few two-tops left by the time we'd ordered. The decor is interesting and the entire place has a very hip-yet-accessible-for-fogies vibe. That's a hard balance to strike!
The menu is a la carte, but even so, the prices are more than reasonable for what you get. We ordered two burgers, two fries and one shake for $26. Two combos at Jack in the Crack (upgraded to curly fries and shakes) totaled $18. Two burger meals plus one beer and a lemonade at the sit-down Pirates pub mentioned earlier cost about $35.
So is Hook Burger the BEST burger I've ever eaten in my life? No way, but in relation to the offerings in my current surroundings, they more than earned this five-star review. Even if it sat next door to the absolute best burger in the world, I'd still give it 4.5 stars.
PS: Despite the fact Oxnard is a little 'generic', I still love living here...and now I love it just a little more! read more