I've recently been to the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas, the City Center in the Las Vegas after their 11 BILLION dollar price tag and only gave them a few stars...but this dive bar in the middle-of-nowhere-Chinatown-Oahu gets a five-star??
Hmmmm - curious, given the fact this bar is several things you don't associate with a five star rating but rather a one or two star rating (meaning - bad...it sucks...never come back):
1) no parking. street or municipal lots all the way, baby
2) ambiance - in the middle of Chinatown...drug dealers, crack addicts, prostitutes and other people asking you for money.
3) small tiny bar - I counted six people at the bar, and about five in the live band :-)
4) rats the size of cats...OK i never really SAW them with my own eyes but I know the rats in Chinatown are the size of Chihuahuas.
Ok, so why the five stars when its obvious there's no parking, the ambience is a tiny dive bar in the middle of the red-light district, its small and there are seen (or unseen) sizes of rats the size of cats?
Here's the pros:
1) the BEST fun I've ever had on a Tuesday night!! My friends took me to Mei Sum for dinner earlier and we stumbled across this place for some drinks and entertainment. Live band was there to play tunes as diverse as...uh....Pink Floyd to Santana. I read other reviews and it seems the music venue changes, but the band that night was GREAT!
2) Comfy atmosphere. I was singing at the top of my lungs with the band in the small, tiny bar and didn't get weird looks or invitations to fight...and I am a really bad singer.
3) steeeep drinks. Hold onto your hats! I could only drink one and a half drinks. I must admit, prior to this we were at a dim sum restaurant and I had a few glasses of wine and one of their cocktails...the second one was too much, so it went to a band member who was taking a break from playing. He jokingly accused me of trying to get him drunk but I wonder if there was some truth to that, especially since he seemed to feeling no pain, whatsoever.
4) relatively cheap drinks - I don't know the actual price of the drinks since I handed my friend a $20 and it seemed to go a long way, including tip for the band members!
The decor is pure kitsch, with half-mannequin legs coming out of the walls clad in skimpy fishnets and tons of beer labels affixed to a ridiculously-high ceiling. We asked how the beer labels got up there, way up, so high but we never got an answer...we were just told it got up there "somehow".
I have heard of Hank's for many years but never had the pleasure of coming to this historical land mark of Hawaii until we stumbled upon it somehow... So glad we did. It took me over ten years to get here and I wish I found it sooner. It's one of Oahu's best, most treasured hidden gems. read more