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Grizzly River Run

4.4 (150 reviews)
Open • 8:00 am - 10:00 pm
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Diele K.

When there is a warmer day, this is the perfect way to cool down. I always joke karma will be dealt during the ride. Sometimes just a splash and other times you get drenched! Always a fun ride with friends to see how we will exit the ride, though I only do when warm as I don't like to be cold and wet. Enjoy if you ride and be prepared to get wet! Pro tip: there are lockers across the entrance you can use if don't have a waterproof bag.

Carolen M.

Okay, if you do not mind being soaked through. This ride is GREAT. Now if you do not want to be walking with soggy wet butt, then you may want to avoid this ride like the plague OR if you're like us, bring a super large poncho or garbage bag and cover yourself head to toe and you'll enjoy this ride for sure. L O C A T I O N Grizzly River Run is basically to the right past Soarin' and Disneyland's Grand Californian Hotel. It's pretty much in an area that's dead. L I N E S So lines for this ride can be from walk on to loooooong because it's super hot. It makes sense because it's an easy way to cool down. But we went when it wasn't super hot but sunny, we went during late lunch time so that no one was there and we easily walked onto the ride. If there isn't any one in line, I'm sure the cast members will let you stay on. But if there is a line of any size, they will ask you to disembark and get back in line. E X P E R I E N CE They do have lockers you can lock up items so that they won't get wet because EVERYTHING I mean EVERYTHING will get wet. It's across from the ride entrance. It's a circular raft with a few stair entrances. If you sit near those stairs, you will get drenched. If you want your socks and shoes to stay relatively dry, put them on top of the center area otherwise, placing them on the floor or lifted a little beneath you, they will get soggy. You get to ride the rapids though. Lots of spinning areas, water splashes, dips, it's super fun. So if you do get dizzy when spinning, you may also avoid this ride. O V E R A L L Not a ride I'll always go on, but when we do, it's a rip roaring soaking good ol' time.

Ryan S.

Grizzly River Run at Disney California Adventure is one of the most impressively themed river rapids rides I've ever experienced. Even though it's currently closed for refurbishment, just walking by the area is a reminder of how epic the scenery and vistas really are. The theming is so immersive that it genuinely feels like you've wandered into a forest instead of a theme park. This is easily one of the best examples of environmental storytelling in the park, and I always slow down when passing through just to take it all in. When it's open, this ride is best saved for hot days when getting completely drenched feels refreshing instead of alarming. It's a soak you sign up for knowingly, and honestly, that's part of the fun.

Gail U.

Like WET fun??? Like to spend money on new Disney gear? 4 of our group decided to make this their first ride on our Day 2. The line was empty at 8 pm the night before but it would make for a cold ride home. Hubs and I waited at a vantage point to catch a video of them in their twirling water craft at the mercy of the dips, turns and drenching water covering their bodies. Drowned rats? Pretty much what they looked like. Good marketing tactic to have a clothes store right there. Three new t shirts purchased: Smokey the Bear, a blue light long sleeve and a character tee. Sweetie was smart enough to put a complete set of dry clothes in her red backpack that Doc had gotten her. I definitely wanted to ride that in the heat of the day. Today is our Day 3. Will I be granted a complimentary soaking? Stay tuned.

Dulce R.

A water ride that isnt always broken down and still has a reason drop?! Located inside California Adventures, a wet ride for sure! Throughout the day, this either had no wait or very low wait times. If it is already sprinkling, why not get a little but more wet?! It is better to go with more people, 2 or 3 and it doesnt spin or turn as much as 4+ people! Great views before and after you get off the rides if you are waiting for family or friends, they have a walkway that heads down right to the 21' foot drop. Wanna get wet without going on the ride? Go stand there! See pictures, the ground was wet - before it started to sprinkle.

Andrew W.

If you are hot and feeling like big splash water to your face and whole body, then this is the great attraction for you! You'll be literally wet from head to toe!! Some people bring ponchos from outside since inside one ponchos for $13!!! Quite expensive so I recommend you get it before you come to the park here. Waiting time was the longest one for us but we enjoyed it a lot after all! Come and enjoy the refreshment!

Candace D.

We had a BLAST!! Good thing we had some Disney ponchos ..we were soaked ..no one else on the ride with us...the attendants (they are called cast members) were so helpful and Fisney friendly! 10 min wait on most lines...going on a Tuesday was a great idea! We didn't drown!

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Britney M.

Prepare to get wet!!!!!! You might get lucky and won't hit all the major dips. But the raft spins as you float down the river! So you have no control over the raft. It's just goes and spins around like crazy! You might think you are going down a dip backwards and then it twists and drenches the person next to you. It's so much fun! But except to get wet to some degree. This isn't a ride that you can get lucky on and get off completely dry. The options are wet, more wet, or drenched! lol I got off this ride being "more wet" and my bottom was soaked. The back of my sweatshirt was wet too. Just keep in mind that you will have to walk around the park with whatever level of wetness you experience.

Elyse F.

Grizzly River Run is one of the original California Adventure rides. The ride has enough excitement that it has not had a face-lift to tie it in with a movie. The ride takes brave guests on a whitewater rafting trip. Rafts are on a track. The rafts slowly spin so everyone is experiencing forward, backwards and sideways, at some point. The ride was tame enough for my elementary school-aged child. Rafts disembark filled. One of the highlights of the ride is seeing people's reactions when they get wet. You will get wet. Some will get more wet than others. When the ride originally debuted, there was a center area with a velcro flap to help keep personal belongings dry. This was fairly impractical, as one backpack essentially filled the compartment. If you are worried about you or your belongings getting wet, I recommend a poncho. On our last ride, two of the four of us got soaked. The other two were slightly wet.

Lillian W.

This ride is in Grizzly Peak in California Adventure park. Expect to get soaked through (head to toe) on this fun filled water river ride. The ride is a 8 person circular raft that spins. You strap in and there is a circular bar in the middle that you can hold onto if you like. It is mainly for reassurance than necessity. The ride starts out pretty tame. The raft is on a track that climbs up an incline. Then it releases down a steep descent into a wild wet river ride. Expect to get soaked and have a bunch of fun!! Along the way, there are dips and geyser spouts of water shooting up from the river. The building queue is modeled after a lumber mill from the 1920s. This ride has a detailed fictional back story. Grizzly Peak is the name of the top of the mountain that the ride is on. Look carefully, the peak is shaped as a head of a grizzly bear. According to folklore of the region, there once was a giant gentle bear that lived on the mountain and was transformed into stone to protect over the mountain forever. When I was visiting, the ride was down for one full day and intermittently another day. Finally on the third day, we were able to ride it. It is recommended to load up the Disney app so you look up info such as ride availability. You can buy rain ponchos at the Grizzly Peak general store. Also this ride has lockers you can use to store your items so they don't get soaked. The lockers have a 2 hour limit and are located to the left of the entrance, look for the big oversized smiling bear statue outfitted in water rafting gear.

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4.5(934 reviews)
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This place has been around since I was a little kid so I was really excited to be able to take my…read moreown kids here. It was definitely a lot smaller than I remembered now that I am an adult, but it was truly the perfect size theme park for toddlers. It's nice that pretty much everything is included, just a couple of things that cost extra, like food to feed the animals, souvenirs, arcade games, but mostly everything we wanted to check out was included. Our kids are 3 1/2 and 5 and pretty much enjoyed all the rides! The roller coaster is a little rough, but I think it just depends on your kid, since my younger one really enjoyed it. They have food available to buy in the center of the park and tables all around, making it really easy to just take a break to eat something. I like that everything is really close to each other, so you don't feel like you're walking around a maze to get around. I wouldn't even bother with a stroller because everything is so close to each other. The tickets are the same price for anyone above one year old. I do wish the kids tickets were a little bit cheaper, but other than that, I thought it was a pretty fair price, considering you'd probably pay the same amount for a similar type wristband for rides at a fair for example, and at least younger kids can ride all of these ones. You probably wouldn't be able to spend a whole day here because of the size but an afternoon or a morning is plenty, especially for this age range.

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3.3(5.2k reviews)
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I went here a few weekends ago with my sisters & I can confirm that the park is just as magical as…read moreI remember as a kid! The old Western storefronts are just so cool! It felt like you were truly in the Wild West. I loved buying souvenirs in the shops. They have a large Knott's Berry Farm official restaurant there as well. The rides are all very unique which was nice. A good variety: there are big roller coasters, fun car/buggy rides, tall drop rides, 3-D rides, etc. They also had tons of great candy stores too. As a sugar lover myself, I throughly enjoyed the candy bins & boysenberry snacks. Overall, a very fun place to spend the day. I stayed all day & can't wait to return again.

All this AI generated merch is just so disgusting and sloppy and makes me not want to renew my…read morepass. just a vent i guess. i get so disheartened every time i walk into one of the stores- especially with scary farm going on, and see all the AI bullcrap. it's so sloppy and disappointing. they really want to pay creatives nothing, and shovel us garbage. "hey pay max prices for something we fired people over".... yeah no thanks. makes me rethink my pass. honestly i wouldn't even get one if it weren't for the fact i get it cheap... it's even in the signage too. i go here to have some escapism not just be reminded of the societal tailspin we're in. if this keeps up im not coming back...

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3.8(12.5k reviews)
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How can you not like place?? Really? Happiest place on earth!…read more Yes it's crowded, busy, & expensive. But it brings soo much joy & happiness which is priceless.

Oh my god this place has gotten terrible. What has happened? Majority of the ride workers look…read moreunhappy and I think I understand why. You have to pay for fast passes? But maybe you'll get on 5 rides with the lighting lane pass a day. Without it you'll get on 3 rides a day. And I don't understand the reservation part. Prior to having to book a day, the park was not busy. I would get on majority of the rides. Now that there is a reservation there are a crap more people there. I saw 2 fights and there was poop on the kid's slide in ToonTown. The haunted mansion workers used to be my favorite to interact with. They stayed in character that matched the rides theme. To add on to that, the new line extension for the ride looks cheap. I go to Walt Disney World once a year with my family (I wish I could go more). It is awesome there! Whom ever is running WD needs to come to Disneyland, revamp it. Make it better because they are great at running Disney World, the art put into the castles, buildings, holy smokes everything is awesome there. The imagineers are amazing there. You can walk onto almost very ride at the parks. The hotels are wicked cool as well. Disneyland is the original Disney theme park . But why is it the worst?

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4.0(7 reviews)
0.3 mi

JUST TO PREFACE: Anything over a 30 - 45 minute wait might not be the most worth it as Villain's…read moreGrove ONLY occurs when it's Oogie Boogie Bash. It opens during sun down AKA when all the other normies without event tickets get kicked out around 6 PM I believe and of course its an experience that is BEST in total darkness when the sun has already set. Despite going to Oogie Boogie for a couple years already, this was my first time ever going to Villain's Grove only by virtue of the line moving super fast (less than 15 minutes in our case) and that we reached the capacity of the amount of candy that we've already gotten from Trick or Treating. Since this experience has NO VILLAINS to meet NOR any candy to get, just make sure you have your priorities in check. Since any wait longer than that will cut into your precious Oogie Boogie time and that IS a sold out event most years, if not every year. This takes place at what usually is the Redwood Creek Challenge Trail and there's a slightly different route if you need ADA wheelchair accessibility. It's a neat experience with "geysers", candles, lights, fog, music, the simulation of rain and thunderstorms that give you a neat villainous vibe from familiar faces such as the Evil Queen, Maleficent, Scar, Dr. Facilier, etc. From an artistic perspective it's pretty neat how they pulled off some of the grove. Make sure to get a picture at the end of the grove when you enter the light. Very cool and dramatic photo for sure.

Love walking through here during the oogie boogie nights. Line may be a bit long right when it…read moreopens. If you wait while the parade is going it may have a bit of a shorter wait. All walk through immersive experience of artistic displays to bring out the childhood movies that we all know and love. Each area has a separate theme to discover the portrayed character. No treat trail here this year. Definitely a must stop if you enjoy artistic expression. If you're more about the rides & candy this may not be as appealing.

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4.0(3.4k reviews)
0.1 mi•Disneyland

Been going here for years! First time Yelping this place lol. This place is my go to spot for adult…read morebeverages. DCA does not dissapoint. Not as crowded as Disneyland. Wanted to experience the Halloween Fall feeling. Great ambiance at DCA. Hearing songs from Nightmare before Christmas. The lighting decoration was purple and yellow. Overall, I always have a good time at DCA. Awesome water show. Good cultural food and alcoholic beverages. Only negative part, DCA closes earlier then Disneyland for general admission days. For the Halloween season, the Oogie Boogie opens up at 10am and closes at 2am. This is a special event admission. DCA has better food and drinks then Disneyland. This place is magical! Went here to see the Halloween doecor and vibe.

It's always a fun time whether you're visiting as an adult or with kids. It was pretty crowded even…read moreon a weekday, but there was still plenty to see and do throughout the park. Tried a few different foods, such as the Oogie Boogie burrito, Mickey Mouse pretzel, Mickey Mouse matcha waffles, and Mickey Mouse mocha coffee. They were all okay, but out of everything I tried, I liked the mocha coffee the most. My favorite rides were the Guardians of the Galaxy and the Incredicoaster, which gave me the biggest thrill and excitement! Also went on the Spiderman ride and Pixar Pal A Round, which were fun, but I definitely preferred the first two rides. I also noticed how clean the park was, and there's always someone cleaning throughout the day, even with how crowded it gets.

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3.4(3.5k reviews)
2.0 mi

Came here for the indoor water park with a toddler. The water park was a lot bigger than I thought…read more They had a water play area for toddlers and one for older kids. They also have a couple tall water slides, and basketball pool area, a pool that creates waves, and a lazy river. So many different options for kids to explore. Great wolf lodge also have an arcade area, mini bowling, outdoor climbing area, and miniature golf I did not have time to enjoy this time around. They have really good deals for hotel nights that include the indoor water park tickets. The only Con I can think of about this hotel is the $35 daily parking fee. There is no free public parking around the area. Besides that, we love this place and will definitely come again in the winter.

Extremely Disappointing Experience - Requesting a Full Refund…read more My family's experience at Great Wolf Lodge was absolutely horrible and, without a doubt, the worst hotel experience I have ever had. On Sunday morning, my son woke up with bug bites all over his arm after sleeping in the bunk beds. This immediately raised serious concerns about the cleanliness and condition of the room. The experience was made even worse by the condition of the seventh floor. The hallway had a horrible smell as soon as we stepped off the elevator, and the overall cleanliness was unacceptable. The floors looked as though they had not been vacuumed in weeks. On top of that, children were screaming and running up and down the hallways until approximately midnight, making it extremely difficult to get a peaceful night's sleep. To make matters worse, the next day I became sick after eating at the dinner buffet, and I suspect I suffered from food poisoning. Between the lack of cleanliness, the disturbance throughout the night, my son's unexplained bug bites, and becoming ill after eating at the resort, this stay was completely unacceptable. For the amount of money guests pay to stay at Great Wolf Lodge, I expected a clean, safe, and comfortable environment for my family. Unfortunately, that was far from what we received. I am requesting a full refund due to the unacceptable conditions and the overall experience we endured. I believe this situation deserves to be taken seriously, and I expect management to address these concerns appropriately. I will not be returning to Great Wolf Lodge, and based on this experience, I cannot recommend it to other families. This stay was a complete disappointment from beginning to end.

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4.1(458 reviews)
3.4 mi

This is my second time having my son's party at Urban Air Fullerton, and both times the entire…read morestaff was overly accommodating and professional. This year I reserved a party room, and Montze was our Host, she was excellent. By far the absolute best service I've ever gotten. Attentive, patient, accommodating & caring, she was great! The kids really loved being able to use the TV the way that they wanted to in order to entertain all 10 kids Wish I would've left a bigger tip Thx again Montze!!

Great venue for the kids! Lots of activities, almost too…read moremany that the little kids felt overwhelmed at first. But that is a good problem to have. The kids never came up and told me they were bored, we had a range of kids from 6-11 girls and boys. Our party host, Viviana was amazing! Super helpful and totally even did my decorations in the room. She was on top of all of it. The timing and attention to detail are a major plus. I felt like I barely needed to do anything. She even secured us a large table after our party window had ended for in the room. The kids absolutely loved the zipline, the laser tag and all the obstacles. It was nice to see that there was an attendant at each activity and they were on it. It was refreshing to have employees actually paying attention and keeping everyone safe. would definitely go again! PS Parking can be difficult, oh and they serve alcohol! Yay for parents!

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Boomers Irvine - Mini Golf.

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3.1(1.1k reviews)
10.6 mi

First time coming to this location and my family & I were very pleased. First off it wasn't that…read morebusy so that was definitely a plus on a Sunday afternoon. When we arrived we got something to eat before doing some of the activities. We ordered a kids chicken tenders and a kids hotdog meal. The food was good better than I expected. After that, we headed over to the bumper boats and the gentlemen working was so nice and helpful. I believe his name was Deon! That was a really fun experience and definitely nice on a hot day. After that, we did some go karts, I think you get a pretty decent amount of time to drive them. Then we went to the arcade played some games before heading on out. Overall, it was a nice time! They also have alcohol for the adults, which is pretty cool.

I grew up coming to Boomers with my dad and my sister. After my dad recently passed away, bringing…read moremy own kids here for the very first time was a deeply special trip for our family--and the experience couldn't have been better. A huge shoutout to Deon, who provided the best customer service we've experienced anywhere in a long time. Our kids had an absolute blast, and Deon was fantastic with them. He was super helpful, patient, and attentive while getting them set up and safely having fun on the go-karts and bumper boats. Stepping back onto the track brought back so many cherished childhood memories of my dad, and Deon helped ensure my kids walked away with those exact same happy memories today. Thank you, Deon, for making a meaningful day so incredible for our family. We will definitely be back!

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4.3(281 reviews)
0.2 mi

Who doesn't love corny jokes? Well, the Jungle Cruise is your place…read more Let's start, shall we? Looks like we are going on for Nile after Nile and after Nile, and if you don't think so, you're in denial. On your right, you'll see our limestone formations. Most people take it for granite.........That joke rocks! Now you don't see that every day, but I do....Every seven minutes. No need to worry, ladies; these are MAN-eating piranhas! This is the Britney Tribe. I sure hope they don't hit me one more time with their Britney Spears. Now we will take an unnecessary right, followed by an unnecessary left; also on the left, you'll see where Walt ran out of money. Don't worry, I'll scare him off (The Hippos). I LOVE YOU! Yup, works on all the men in my life. Here we see the natives celebrating the solstice; let me see if I can translate.... You put your left foot in. You put your left foot out. You put your left foot in. IDK folks, sounds like a lot of hokey pokey to me. Hey! On your right is Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Four-Hour-Line The cool jungle mist is home to more than 10,000 forms of bacteria .......the backside of water is home to more than 10K forms of bacteria Oh look, everyone! That family of lions is protecting that exhausted zebra! Can you feel the love tonight? I sure can. He's dead.........Tired! Dead Tired! And here we have an unfortunate scene which demonstrates the first rule of survival in the jungle: Don't be the zebra. MY FAVOURITE ONE BEFORE I LEAVE YOU! These hippos are only dangerous when they are wiggling their ears and blowing bubbles, but Bubbles isn't here tonight, so I think we are safe! NOW FOR THE END OF THESE JUNGLE JOKES. On behalf of myself and the CA Prison Work Release Program, thank you. It's not a job. It's a second chance As you leave, watch your head and watch your step; if you miss your step and hit your head, watch your mouth. "Well folks, we've reached the end of our journey. I'd tell you to get out... but Disney prefers I say, 'Please watch your step as you exit the boat.' Thanks for being such a wild crew, and remember--if you liked my jokes, my name is Skipper Eric. If you didn't... my name is Skipper Jim. Have a wild day!"

This was not at the top of my favorite things to do at Disney. It was a fun way to kill a bit of…read moretime but, in the future I might skip. You can feel the age on this as there seem to be bits not working. Would be a good time for a refresh!

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