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    FunkHeizer's Diner

    3.6 (12 reviews)
    Closed • 7:00 am - 8:30 pm

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    espresso martini and biscuit
    Daniel P.

    the full service full-sized bar in back didn't strike me as dinery when I swept in after a day running errands and chasing odds and ends basically tired of the hotness and needing relief. when I responded affirmatively to "can I get you something to drink?" without offering any further guidance Amanda suggested an espresso martini. so, despite my general aversion to anything other than my coffee (or upper lip) tasting like coffee, I was obliged to sample a chocolate forward cocktail tasting markedly of coffee: sharp and bitey with a lingering muddy feel... and it was pretty excellent for something I am disinclined to drink, representing the breed well. had a late lunch so I wasn't especially hungry but I decided to test the waters with a plain biscuit: good shape and color with a random distribution of cheesy bits. not quite done in the center (moist but not doughy) but if this is the worst thing that ever happens to me I'm gold... :-) finished with a raspberry lemon drop and a glass of ice water because it was that sort of day... during my visit I had small conversations with most of the customer facing staff who were kind and polite (looking at you Izzy and Emily) and by the time I left I was feeling quite refreshed and ready for the evening. thank you. - so why not five of five? because it's a diner and I didn't dine ;-)

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    Beth G.

    The food and service were both awesome. I had French toast and bacon. Hubs had Western with cheese. So yummy. Our server was awesome!

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    I like the food it was amazing and the service was very quick to get food on the table.

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    3 months ago

    Fresh Egg closed several months ago. It was yummy. Service was good. Seems like a lot of work to only be open a few months. Too bad.

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    Duckworth's Grill & Taphouse

    Duckworth's Grill & Taphouse

    4.1(742 reviews)
    1.0 mi
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    $4 taps!! Great craft beers. Founders and Bell's!!…read more $11.99 1/2 pound burger and fries. Terrific service and clean!! We will be back

    Your hostesses need coaching on paying attention. Granted, I had a long day at work and just…read morewanted a descent meal. I walked at around 6:00 pm. Not busy by comparison to a Friday night. The hostess asked the number in the party. "Just me". There were plenty of tables available. After about 3-4 minutes of Fumbling around, (keep in mind they were not busy ). another hostess, with a long green scarf wrapped around her head to look like a gypsy, looked at me, took me around to the right side of the restaurant, and did not even bother to seat me at the table. The Following conversation below explains the reason I feel the way I feel. Keep in mind I was Asked if I wanted a Hi-top table. The hostess says. "Hi-top" ?? I said...." Sure...." She walks me past the bar towards the bathroom and sticks me a 2 seater table that was dark as crap. Not a hightop. So dark that I sat down and pulled out my phone in order to use the light to read the menu. I say.... "How about that table right there, pointing to the HIGH-Top in the bar... She says..." this is where I need to seat you for service.... ". ???? Since when can you not get service at a bar hightop??? I sit down.... I try to read the menu in the dark .. a waitress walks by me about 4 times ... no acknowledgment not even a how are you. Just walked past .... I get up and leave everything at the table and walk out .... so much for a decent meal and leaving a server a very decent tip. Never again .... I would not even post this if it had not been that this is the second time I've been to Duckworth's and service has just been horrendous. I'm not sure if it's because there is a group of regulars that go there and love the establishment, and gives them high scores but as someone who visits every now and then, and each time over the last six months has received horrible service I just don't understand. The food is not that great, and the service is even worse. I would not recommend this restaurant at any time of the day or night not until they can get either staffing needs straightened out or better food .

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    Scratch Kitchen

    Scratch Kitchen

    4.4(89 reviews)
    3.8 mi
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    Food was definitely pricey. I ended up getting the spicy…read moresouth and it was very good! Staff were friendly and attentive and sitting outside was a very nice experience! Area has ample parking and has some shaded parking/street parking at the front. Planning to come back!

    so a lot has changed in three and a half years: the silver truck replaced by a gold truck, white…read moretruck replaced by a different silver truck and then a black one, changed jobs, survived a heart attack... but other than the AC not working today Scratch Kitchen is still pretty much what we've come to expect: good food, good drink, good afternoon... started with a rotating cider (some blueberry thing that presents well) and paired it with a beefy BWB handheld which worked out okayl... FWIW: don't let anyone tell you that you can't put a price on your health, it's a dollar up-charge from fries to a salad which was a dollar up from the standard slaw... and the raspberry vinaigrette will fight the cidery blueberries all the way - but it's a good salad for a buck each way ;-) BWB burger represents the breed well coming out on a toasted bun with the standard and customary toppings on top and a knife through its head. really, the only thing I'd do different is ask for a small handful salad lettuce instead of the shredded because it eats better that way. attentive team-service which could get annoying but it didn't and the salad to burger transition was executed quite nicely. price point is not abusive and I'm feeling pretty full up as I finish up and get ready to leave. we did alright today and I don't have a reason to derate so I won't :-)

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