***MULTIPLE AWARDS FOR 'BEST MEXICAN RESTAURANT'!!!! BUT WHO TF ARE THE JUDGES!?!?***
You would think a restaurant that wins awards year after year after year would have more than a 3 1/2 star yelp rating. At LEAST 4 1/2 one would think.
Heeeere we ago, AGAIN. Another whitewashed crummy mexican food joint. I walked to the restroom and seen all the years theyve won awards for being the top mex spot. Better hope someone with money that ACTUALLY KNOWS TRUE AUTHENTIC REAL mexican food (me) doesnt open a place next door, because those "awards* will be hanging on THEIR wall. Lets get to it, shall we?
We're the ONLY ones at the bar. They have all this Raiders decorum everywhere, so when the game comes on, we ask them to change it from the broncos falcons game....what do they do? Put it on some small tv to the far right. They put it on the main screen after asking. Sorry for the inconvenience!!!
I ordered a vodka soda with extra lime. The bartender thought that I wanted Pepsi for whatever reason but I clarified with her. But BUT how are my limes cut? LIKE FRIGIN WHEELS. Huge HUGE L, because when you try to squeeze quarter inch thick lime discs into your drink, you do nothing but get your fingers saturated with lime pulp. Nothing drives me crazier.
So, as with every other situation and every other Mexican place I go to, I give the waitress my spiel. Im from San Diego, I KNOW AUTHENTIC Mexican food, yada yada... I asked her for a carne asada burrito, with guacamole and pico only. No fillers, no beans, no rice, no leftover crunchies from the grease trap, just a regular, real, carne asada burrito. And I said that I didn't mind getting charged extra. What did she say? "So you want a carne asada burrito with no rice or beans inside?". Uhhh, YES. I still don't understand why it's so hard to understand that, but she assured me that I would get what I wanted. Can't say she was completely wrong.
So after some time, our food comes out. I see a burrito, that's sort of wrapped like a quesadilla that you would throw in the microwave. The tortilla wasn't warmed, it was taken straight out of the mission package and used to roll my burrito. But what was in my burrito you ask? Well I can say that there was no rice or beans or foreign debris stuffing the inside, but take a gander at my photos as you read along.
I unwrapped it, rather unrolled it to try and wrap it like a burrito otherwise, the guacamole, I mean carne would have fallen out of the bottom. As I unrolled it, I see copious amounts of guacamole. I poked my finger around, but yeah there's meat in there. But what I got, wasn't a carne asada burrito with guacamole and pico, it was a guacamole burrito with carne and pico. Seriously? I just offered to pay extra, and you give me this trash? So I paid $15.95 for about a dollar's worth of avocado, pico, and a tortilla that wasn't even thrown on the comal before they rolled it, with about the same amout of carne that you would get in a street taco, seriously.
Exactly how are you winning these awards? Looks like gardnerville/Minden need some actual real foodies to start judging local fare. Needless to say, my trek continues and if I do ever end up coming back here, I won't be ordering burritos.
Place was really really empty, but very clean, including the restrooms. I only seen one waitress and the bartender, but they were okay. Pretty nice, but a little slow, considering nobody was in there. Ill keep on keepin on TYVM.
1 star for cleanliness, service, atmosphere and decorum.
1/2 star food
Have to round up to 2, just because I feel like i got ripped off after trying to explain myself, AGAIN read more