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Fast Times

4.2 (28 reviews)
Closed • 12:00 pm - 3:00 am (Next day)
Updated 2 weeks ago

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Vegan pizza by the slice!! So awesome!
Stephanie L.

Vegan Pizza by the Slice!!! I discovered Fast Times on a trip to Portland that was planned with plant-based restaurants in mind. That being said, Fast Times was not initially on my radar as they recently opened and I was lucky enough to discover them while I was there. I love the variety this pizza shop offers and was so stoked to actually be able to order a slice of pizza. It was an awesome feeling to able to order a single slice like my non-vegan friends have done over the years at shops with no options for me. There were two vegan slice options available during my visit vegan cheese and SHE - RA with vegan garlic sauce, vegan sausage, roasted red pepper, basil, and vegan mozzarella. I love everything about it and was especially impressed with the garlic sauce and how well the vegan mozzarella melted. Fast Times also offers plant-based soft serve. While the swirl was not yet available due to the restaurant still in the early stage of opening, the vanilla soft serve was absolutely amazing and the perfect sweet treat after pizza. Vegan or not, check this place out!

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Jason C.

I was just in the area and thought I'd check out a new spot. I loved the vibe and the music. I appreciated the broad range of slice options. The staff were friendly, and the seating was comfy. My two slices were quite tasty. The crust was just shy of perfect in a way I couldn't quite put my finger on. It was wonderful crisp with a slight fluff. It was just a smidge chewier than I wanted. I loved the fun peppers flakes they had instead of the standard stuff. I have a soft spot for any and all hatch chile things from my time in Colorado. They definitely pack some beautiful heat. Would totally come back some time!

Max F.

What a gem! I was really impressed by this "new" pizzeria, and when it comes to pizza, I am very picky! Great pizza, huge space, cozy patio, fun themed décor, super fun arcade. The crust was just perfect - crispy but still enjoyable to chew, light brown and cooked with no burns, as all pizzas should be. Super selection of vegan and vegetarian pies! One of the most extensive I have seen around. The place offers tons of space and privacy, with some nice booths on the left end. The patio is roomy and cozy. They even have a nice tree that hosts a funny miniature "gnome village." Worth visiting just for that! The 80s-inspired arcade is a lot of fun. I hadn't played StreetFighter2 in 20 years - had a long trail of memories popping up from that. Parking is difficult in that area. The only downside. Highly recommend!!

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Scott L.

Sizzle pie just got a radical 80's facelift and is back and brighter than ever. Really happy this place kept the pizza theme as its the go to for late nights on SE Burnside. Theres arcades, 80's music, small toy windows, and just about everything from the 80's you can imagine here. The cocktail menu is also really clever with names too. I got the EctoCooler with its signature green color and orange slice which was delicious. The pizza is also themed after movies. Got a slice of Children of the Corn and happy to say the corn amount was top notch. Their grand.opening had killer deals on full pizzas and on Sunday a synthwave band played a show. There was plenty of space and cozy booths to sit in. Heres looking forward to more to come from the latest retro pizza spot in town!

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Keely N.

Totally rad Caesar ($6) - love the vegan Parmesan w/ vegan ranch dressing. The vegan special slices were yummy! I also liked the vegan knight rider. Excellent service! The server was so nice. The food came out so quickly! I loved the environment. Lots of retro games from pin ball to pac-man. Our dinner was affordable. I would come back and sit in the back patio. It was very cute with the fountain and turf. Fun mural too.

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Charlie T.

This place took over the old Sizzle Pie spot off Burnside. The interior layout is pretty much the same with some addition of arcades and pinball machines. It had the late 80s vibes with some retro pictures that brings me back to childhood. I had a quick slice of pepperoni pizza before my next event. It was a decent slice and $1 off because it was happy hour. I need to try the soft serve next time I visit.

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John K.

We were on foot, mid-afternoon in the neighborhood, and looking for something quick and good. Fast Times came through on both accounts. One of the many pandemic downsides seems to have been that fewer pizza places are open at lunch time. I'm happy to be able to add another place to my list of spots that are open mid-day. My wife had a very nice slice with mushrooms, sausage, and spinach. I went with classic cheese, and both of us were happy with our choices. Service was exactly what I hoped for - friendly and fast. The ambience is just right for a by-the-slice establishment - dark walls with large colorful artwork, and a few pinball machines adding an additional splash of color. It's great to know that this kind of place still exists.

Vegan  Goonies Never Say Die
Joya B.

They serve pizza till 4AM, need I say more. But it's actually good perfect after the club meal. Pizza is not greasy, crust is perfectly cooked and not thick or too thin. Great selection of vegetarian, vegan, and meat pies. Absolutely, will return and tell others or bring others. It is also a great hang out spot too.

Vegan! Just Like Heaven.
Parker T.

Fast Times is the latest creation from Sizzle Pie co-founder Matt Jacobson. It's even housed in the original location of Sizzle Pie on East Burnside Street. Similarly, the menu has sections dedicated to meat pies, vegetarian pies, & vegan pies. I ordered delivery via DoorDash last evening. I tried the Goonies Never Die (olive oil, vegan chicken, vegan mozzarella, red onion, pineapple, jalapeno, bbq sauce) & the Just Like Heaven (red sauce, vegan ricotta, finished with olive oil, basil, & sea salt). Both pies were perfectly cooked & $28 for an 18-inch pizza in Portland these days feels like a bargain. I look forward to trying more of Fast Times' vegan offerings, including a selection of four salads with vegan ranch. They also offer vegan ice cream for those who like sweets. Welcome to the neighborhood, Fast Times!

Laird Y.

First time order, but won't be the last. 12 in. Spiccoli add mushrooms & basil. It was GREAT! Crust, red sauce, amounts of topping, ALLL of it. I'm pleasantly amazed.

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Phenomenal pizza. Staff are very nice! Atmosphere is awesome, I love the 80s vibes. Great addition to the neighborhood

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Love this place! Pizza was so delicious and the staff was amazing! We also enjoy playing the pinball games.

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The staff is amazing. Food was awesome and the atmosphere was perfect. Best Pizza I've had in a long time.

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Pizza had a scab on it! So gross. Zero stars. If you like scabs, you'll love this place!

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great service and excellent pizza! like, seriously, yummers! this place is totally worth a visit

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