Great local spot for Mexican and margs! The server was very nice and attentive. The ambiance is great and not too loud and plenty of TVs for sports. The food is good with nothing really setting itself apart from most other similar restaurants but you get large portions. The margaritas slap though as the kids say. And 2 for 1 at happy hour. read more

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Listen... the birria tacos? Fire. You get three and they do not disappoint--crispy, cheesy, and that consommé? I wanted to drink it. But the real surprise was the pineapple bowl...rice and steak cooked to perfection, served in an actual pineapple. It's giving tropical, it's giving delicious. Drinks were strong enough to make me text my ex but classy enough that I didn't. Vibes are right, food hits every time. 10/10, will absolutely be back. read more

I have been a loyal customer of El Patron for over 10 years, regularly ordering almost the same items. However, today's experience was extremely disappointing. I ordered 3 plain tortillas with a side of shredded cheese for my child. I understand this isn't a typical order, but it's something we've done consistently for years. When the bill came, I was shocked to see a charge of $3.99 for a single tortilla and the shredded cheese, totaling $12 for three tortillas and cheese--more than what I paid for my actual meal, which was an enchilada with rice and beans. If you check the menu, a regular taco with meat or chicken is $3.99. When I brought this to the waitress's attention, she said she needed to speak with the manager. The manager recognized me and insisted those prices had always been posted, but he did not offer any accommodation or explanation. The receipt even shows the tortillas and cheese were rung up as enchiladas. This isn't about the money--it's about the lack of professionalism. When we tried to explain that we've been eating there for years and were simply inquiring about the price change, they laughed at us and were completely unaccommodating. It was disrespectful and frustrating, especially given our long history with this establishment. read more

Decided to visit El Patron Saturday and get take out. I'd heard great things about the one on the westbank and decided to try this one out. When I walked in, it was basically empty. They had less than 10 customers. I ordered a steak plate that came with onions,bell peppers, beans, rice, guacamole, and lettuce. The girl who took my order was nice. She said it would be around 10 mins for my food and she was right. To my surprise when I opened it there were also some tortillas included. While it smelled good, and the steak and onions looked good, it was lacking in flavor. I had to put Tony's on my steak and peppers because there wasn't much flavor. Once I cut the steak up and put everything on a tortilla, it tasted okay but still not great. If I go back I'd try something different. read more

El Patron - Steak plate - Mexican Near Me - Chalmette, Louisiana

Always great food, drinks and service. Favorite Mexican restaurant in the area The Mexican chicken fingers are my favorite with a watermelon margarita. read more

We were skeptical because the reviews aren't that great, but this place was fantastic. The A/C works well the place was nice and cold. The music in the place was not too loud and the booths are really big and comfortable. Our waitress was very attentive and helpful with every request we had. The salsa was our first indication that this place would be good, it was thick and flavorful not watery and sad. I wish I took photos of the rest of our meal but it was so good we dove right in. We had enchiladas verdes and they accommodated us and put two sunny side up eggs on those. The Spanish rice was so perfectly cooked, not mushy, and it had a sweetness to it like it was made with fresh tomatoes. I had pollo mole and it tasted homemade. My husband had carnitas and they were tender, flavorful, and had a nice crisp to them. He got the salsa verde on the side with them and it was creamy delicious and had the perfect heat from Serranos in it. The charro beans were also so good! So much flavor and had beef, bacon, and salchichas in it. So so good. I highly recommend giving them a chance. Great place for a casual Mexican meal. Oh also the horchata was really good and not watery. read more

El Patron - Mexican Near Me - Chalmette, Louisiana

We decided to give our old fav another try. I am gald we did. Things seem to have improved. The service was great and the food taste and quality has too. read more

There's a lot that goes on behind the scenes here that people don't see. The atmosphere can be really negative, with drama and unprofessional behavior being brushed off like it's normal. It seems like respect and communication aren't priorities in how things are handled, especially when it comes to how people are treated. Just something to keep in mind. read more

One of my favorite Mexican places in the area and it's a great place to get out of the chaos of the city. It's your standard texmex with the free chips and salsa. They just do everything right. All the ingredients are good and the service is always lovely. I recommend taco Tuesday if you're on a budget. You can get out of there for under $10 and be totally satisfied. read more

I made an impromptu stop here after having cravings for Mexican food. The atmosphere was real chill, not too extravagant but the food was good just a tad salty and the drinks was amazing. The waitress was very polite and communicated well! Will definitely return! read more

We always enjoy it here, i usually get the same thing but i ventured out the last time and it was great. I had this large burrito and it was delicious. Always good! read more

This little restaurant is hidden away and you could almost miss it. If you love authentic Mexican cuisine served in perfect sized portions with amazing service, then you clearly don't want to. All of the food was amazing, and the environment was clean and inviting. We ordered the enchiladas, while not what I expected had a flavor profile that left my tongue singing and my stomach satisfied. The refried beans weren't quite as thick as I'd like, but that didn't hurt their flavor or my enjoyment in the slightest. The Spanish rice was some of the best I've eaten I'm years, and I'm looking forward to making this my regular stop for this cuisine. read more

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The good fast good tasty food. Fresh refreshing Margaritas with a nice amount of kick. The bad Whoever idea it was to drinch a BURRITO in cheese and sauce I HATE YOU. Why have these restaurants adapted this trend of eating a BURRITO with a FORK! I intentionally asked for no cheese or sauce thinking hey I can get some extra foil and eat a BURRITO like a MAN But no it's to big the BURRITO is not steamed so now I have to eat this BURRITO like a woman why not have an option for ppl who don't like eating a BURRITO forks this is not a bowl!! Oh yea people in Chalmette POST REVIEWS WTF read more

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My wife and I used to eat here regularly, years ago, but stopped going after the service and quality of food went down. We decided to give them another try. The first thing I noticed was the lack of other diners. It was around 6:00 pm on a Friday night. Besides my wife and I there was only 1 other couple in the restaurant. I just thought well, maybe it's just a slow night. However, other restaurants, that we usually eat at, had packed out parking lots. My wife and I ordered fajitas. I had chicken and steak fajitas, my wife had the chicken. Our food came in a reasonable time. The chicken and steak strips were laid on top of what was almost entirely onions. There were a few strips of bell pepper (3 or 4 pieces) mixed in with the strips of onion. I guess there was a shortage on bell pepper.....with the first bite of chicken I knew we had made a mistake eating at El Patron. It looked like the chicken and steak were probably cooked separately and then placed on top of the onions. The food was very bland and tasteless. They were the worst fajitas I have I ever eaten. The steak was tough and tasteless also. I took about 4 bites and sent the dish back. My wife ate about half of hers. We were both disappointed. Couple the poor quality, tasteless food with the loud, obnoxious music and televisions displaying a show called "ET" and you have a recipe to drive customers away. No wonder this restaurant was practically empty. We won't be back.... read more

Good food and reasonable prices along with a great wait staff. Plenty of parking and handicap parking.

This place is pretty good, and they like adding new food to their menu from time to time. Today I had the "Mexican burger". Two beef patties, cheese, jalapenos and guacamole. It was delicious. Free chips and dip to start you off, alcohol or kid friendly drinks are available, limited but tasty snacks to end your meal. This place is pretty good. Worth checking out. read more

The ambiance is very nice and the food is authentic as it gets. I got the Al pastor tacos and they were so good. The portions are great so you come out feeling full. read more

Yay! Great Mexican spot I have found around here! Plenty of food with inexpensive prices! Salsa was incredible so I got some to take home! Must try at least once read more

Visiting the NOLA area for the first time and wanted some Mexican food. Found this place and I keep finding myself back here. The food is so flavorful and authentic. I thought it was going to be a Tex-mex type restaurant and the reviews almost stopped me from coming. This place is truly worth the trip. All the dishes my husband and I have tried are seasoned to perfection! They have a bar area as well and their 'Micheladas' were delicious with various selections of Mexican beer as well. The margaritas are cold and refreshing. This is definitely a place someone needs to check out at least once! The waiters are very polite and welcoming. Might come back to NOLA just for this place!! read more

El Patron - The Pollo Loco plate - Mexican Near Me - Chalmette, Louisiana

My hidden treasure in Chalmette, hands down the best nachos and chimichangas period. Super friendly staff it's safe to say that I love this place. read more

I've passed El Patron innumerable times and decided to stopped by for Happy Hour. The inside of the restaurant is looks like a Cinco de Mayo celebration with Mexican flags strewn throughout the restaurant and Mexican celebratory art on the wall. Prior to being seated, I asked the young man that would be my waiter for throughout the evening if he would should me the restroom. The waiter pointed me to a very rudimentary, dual occupant ladies room. After existing the restroom, my waiter was no longer around so I returned to the greeter station but before I could completely make it there a waitress swooped up behind me and said I will seat you. I was seated in a slightly rickety booth and when I inquired as to the happy hour the waitress told me it didn't exist. My initial waiter was at the cashier, so I inquired to him if that was the case and he immediately dismissed her from my table. The waitress apologized and stated that "her English isn't good". The constant flow of a trickle customers made me think this place may have something but I would soon find out that I was very wrong. My waiter was attentive and kind. The margarita was good but it wasn't the best. The enchiladas were absolutely horrible! The meat was tasteless and the cheese was processed and oily. The rice was dry and everything else tasted like it came out of a can. read more

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I've been here several times. I'm never "wowed" by the food, but I haven't been terribly disappointed either. I suppose the cuisine is a bit uninspired, if you will. I preferred Tony's on Paris Road, but that place has since closed. Ultimately, if you're in Da Parish and craving Mexican food, El Patron will suffice. Today, I ordered a combination plate: chili con carne, beef taco, enchilada with rice and beans. The beans had a nice meaty flavor and the rice was fluffy, as desired. The other items tasted fine and I left pleased. I'll likely be back but I'll probably never say, "I must have El Patron." read more

El Patron - Clean, pleasant ambience. - Mexican Near Me - Chalmette, Louisiana

The food isn't bad, it's very basic and bland but edible. Way over priced in my opinion. Ordered a to go order with our meal and still had to wait over 30 mins after we were done to get it. The kitchen is mismanaging their time. read more

Pretty run of the mill faux Mexican food. Not many vegan options, but the guacamole is EPIC. Best I have had in a long time. My bean burrito was boring, and probably had lard in the beans. Service was pretty good, considering I was in a huge group. I was working, so I can't vouch for the margaritas. Decor is nice in some spots, but WEIRD all around. Really nice paintings next to tacky plastic decorations from party city. Less is more, guys. I give them props for having a vegetarian section, but everything was cheesed-up, so dieters and vegans beware. read more

A friend and myself Door Dashed the fajitas for one. It was plenty and well packed. This is a restaurant that goes unnoticed but, I like it. Great prices read more

This is the kind of Mexican Restaurant I've been looking for! Love the food and the atmosphere. My hubby and I had our date night here and it was fabulous! read more

Superb service. Friendly staff, great, reasonably priced Tex-Mex. A new favorite! The carne asada is some of the best I've ever had. Highly recommend the shrimp al ajillo also. read more

I had the California Burrito and was really huge and quite tasty. It had chicken, fajita beef, and huge shrimps. I could only eat half. My wife had her typical taquitos and loved them especially with the excellent guac. Chips were fresh and warm and loved the little salsa carafe. I give El Patron 5 stars because it's one of a small handful of Mexican restaurants in all of the N.O. area where service was excellent and their prices are BELOW market rates. If you're comparing across the board to all restaurants in the New Orleans area you can't beat it. We're from L.A, CA and there are many lousy Mexican restaurants there. I jones for Mexican food at least 1-2 times a week and I wish them success! read more

Love el patron Edgar is the best waiter ever ! And if you never had the california burrito its the bomb

Y'all! Best Mexican food I've had since 2000 in New Mexico! The shredded chicken nachos were seasoned so perfectly and tasted so good it was impossible not to lick the plate clean. It was also so filling that we just had ala carte chili rellenos. Those were also really delicious stuffed with cheese and beef and we had it covered with the queso. I would definitely recommend this place to anyone that wants to try fresh made Mexican food. The prices were great too. The service was excellent. The staff was very friendly. The Victoria beer really complimented our meal. read more

I love Mexican food but the food was plain & boring. The service wasn't the best either...it wasn't crowded, yet it took awhile for the waiter to take our order, bring the food & even longer to get the bill. if you're in the mood for Mexican food, take the extra drive and leave St. Bernard Parish! read more

They made an error with my take out order. I called, thinking they'd make it right. But after taking time to confirm the mistake was theirs, they asked that we return the food for a replacement. I suggested because of distance that a free lunch on another day would be preferable. They offered only a 20% discount on the next purchase. Their error was in their favor, serving me a much less expensive meal than I paid for. At the option of this bad review or a coupon for a free meal...the person on the phone raised her voice telling me I could do anything I want, etc. The food is not bad, but certainly not worth buying again. read more

Nothing was really special about It. Staff was very limited on English, the drink special was nice being that the price knocked off half.

People say it's the best spot in Chalmette but I beg to differ. Overall atmosphere is nice but I wish the food was also.

Decent mexican food for a very picky Texan. :) Prices are cheap and service is generally very fast. You get your money's worth!

The food is consistent but it is not great. The restaurant provides a taste of mexican in an area where there is no other option right now but if something more flavorful and higher quality was available i would not go here. read more

The most awful place I have ever been to. The only reason we ended up in this crap of a place was because my husband took a wrong turn into the area and we had hungry teenagers with us. After we got seated we they brought our drinks and we ordered the Queso con chorizo. They brought us a watery mess. It looked like queso but it was so watery that we could not eat it. Then we told them we were ready to order after 15 minutes of being ignored. The girl just said 'hold on' and went on to organizing tables for a large group I am assuming. Ignored another 10 minutes we called another server over and he said 'hold on' to us again. Lol. Continuing to be ignored for several minutes after we decided to get up and walk out just paying for what we order so far. Service is terrible and by the look of it...terrible food. This is not really an authentic Mexican place. Salsa taste like can salsa. Chips are stale. Just go closer to New Orleans area for better food. read more

Cheap. Quick. Clean n colorful. But nothing spectacular. I would venture to say they use simple ingredients. .. but not top notch. Enchiladas okay. Cheap cheese. Queso was lacking. Chalupa was great. Guac very tasty. Table salsa really good. Could all be less salty. Can't beat it price wise. Excellent service!!! read more

Ate here last week, just moved fom Tx and looking for some decent Tex-Mex, this is not it. Not bad just not good, won't be back. Got to be better in the NO area than this. read more

Personally I think this is the best Mexican restaurant in St. Bernard Parish and I know a lot of people who love it too. I always get the vegetarian plate but it is HEAVY on the cheese (albeit very tasty!). Decor is a little tacky but as long as the food is good I'm a fan. Prices are very reasonable. read more