This restaurant is a popular institution in Simi Valley. It is a wonderful place for large groups to gather and dine together. If youth sports families want to have a post-practice or competition meal together, this is an excellent restaurant for that.
We hadn't been back here in quite a few years. Back in the day when my children were young and playing sports, we dined here.
Tonight, well, um yeah...
This was our experience.
The parking lot was packed, but we easily found a place to park.
The patio area was filled with guests who were happily dining, drinking, and enjoying their time with family and or friends.
The hostess noticed us as soon as we walked in and offered us a choice between indoor or patio seating. There were a few open tables around the perimeter of the patio, so we chose the patio. Not sure what was going on, but to say she was extremely apathetic doesn't do her detached mood justice. She led us to a partially shaded table which was fine, the thing that bugged me was that it was covered with a fine film of dusty dirt and the dried evidence of a bird fly over, if you know what I mean. She slid the table away from the wall, shoved a third chair up to the table, plopped the menus down, and before I could say much she was gone. In her place was our waiter and chips and salsa had already been placed right in the center of that filthy table. The waiter said he would take care of it, but I knew that in the time that was going to take the mood of my dinner companions would sour and make Miss Apathy's mood seem like a pleasant walk in the park. So I jumped into "mom mode" found a nearby clean table bussing cloth and wiped down the table myself.
Our waiter was very attentive and considerate. He promptly took our drink order, then gave us time to look at the menu, delivered our drinks, and took our food order. He was great. The chips and salsa were refilled, our dinner was delivered hot, and our beverages were never empty. The bussing crew removed the empty dishes quickly.
Two of us ordered combos, and my hubby had the Chili Colorado which he enjoyed. The combos included tacos, enchilada, rice, and beans. They weren't bad but were the type of plain Mexican food that is perfect for those who don't like anything out of the ordinary, picky eaters, and kids. So if you dine here expecting anything remotely related to "Fine Mexican Cuisine" keep in mind that they do NOT serve that here. The meals were nothing memorable or special, but they were hot and we pretty much cleaned our plates.
Will I return? Maybe in a few years when I have forgotten all about this lackluster experience and the question "Why don't we ever go to El Patio?" comes up again. There's a reason why I have stayed away for so many years. read more