We were excited to try this new mexican place in Catonsville near where we live that originally housed Sea-King, an historic seafood carry-out and dine-in that went back for decades and unfortunately recently closed permanently. So sad to see it go away. Our new excitement about El Guapo (which is the latest project of the equally uninspiring "State Fare" across the street) was short-lived, as you'll soon see.
So, there's four things: The first indication there was going to be trouble was that there was not one Latino working there or dining there. The entire kitchen was white. Who ever heard of a mexican restaurant that didn't have mexicans on the staff? Ok, yeah you got me-- Taco Bell-- on which the food quality here was about on par with.
The next indication of trouble was the chips and salsa served before the dinner. They were very salty, so we asked our truly helpful and delightful server to bring us some with no salt. He said he couldn't do that because THEY COME IN THE BAG THAT WAY. Yes, they come in a bag. Unreal, right?Everyone knows that any good Mexican restaurant makes their own tortilla chips from fresh-made corn tortillas, frying them to order. On top of that, the salsa tasted like Chi-Chi's jar salsa and had no personality at all. Very bland and flavorless. Next time, note to self-- bring your own Doritos.
Third issue-- It's very expen$$ive here for what I'd call quite meager portion sizes. I ordered enchiladas and tacos. The three enchiladas I received were, and I'm not exaggerating, about the size of cigars. The mole sauce was excellent and they tasted good, but I ate them in about 6 bites. Thank God I ordered the tacos. They were small as well (and were not prepared as I requested). The steak in my tacos was tough and full of gristle. They were pretty bad. If you come here, don't expect any authenticity in the recipes. They didn't even know what frijoles are! By the way, they don't serve them!
They selections about as bland as you can get, but then again, maybe that's what diners want today? They don't know any better. Anyway, it took us about 9 minutes to eat all of the food we ordered, and as you can probably predict, due to the stingy portion sizes, there were zero leftovers to take home-- quite the opposite of just about every dining experience we indulge in.
The fourth issue was the drinks. I had 4 DOUBLE vodkas with club soda and lime in tumblers on an empty stomach and felt almost nothing. I seriously didn't even taste vodka. I even drove home. That's a problem if you ask me, especially with the drink prices here. So very disappointing to feel so cheated with a $55 alcohol bill between the two of us.
The only big bright spot that could have saved the night was our server. He was fantastic and really sweet, but he should just find a better place to work. I don't understand all the good reviews, unless they are just planted here by friends and family of the management like happens with all new restaurants. There can't be much going on there, as there are few new reviews here each week. Bad news travels fast, especially in a small town, and bad news it is here.
The one other thing I'd like to mention is the ambiance. There is none. It's a huge cavernous room that looks and feels cold, with cheap tables and chairs strewn about. The worst part of it all is the LED light bulbs strung across the ceiling throughout the entire place that strobe whenever you look at them or try to move your eyes. The best thing they could do is replace these with incandescent bulbs. It's truly annoying and horrible. Doesn't anybody SEE these things when they do an interior? If you're looking for a cozy spot, this ain't it. It's totally a fail as far as ambience goes.
If you want awesome mexican in Catonsville, go to El Agave off Ingleside Avenue near Westview. Their food is amazingly good and served in generous portions, with nice stiff drinks (and frozen drinks!) in accompaniment in a cozy, welcoming environment. There's certainly no need to return to El Guapo. Save your money and time. It sucked. read more