ChauTime Season 2: Episode 10 Gimme The Bright Lights With Del Taco In The Spotlight Like This A Victoria Secret Fashion Show!!!
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"Lights, Camera, Action / If He Likes Me, Takes Me Home" -LDR
A Taco Is Like A Main Stage Of The Victoria Secret Fashion Show With The Spotlight and Bright Lights On It!!! Everyone is Watching And The Center Of Attention Is In The Middle...You Don't Even Need "Maclon In The Middle!!!"
FASHION Is Something You Can Buy... However STYLE Is What You Couture and Handcraft To Make Vogue!!! Till You Take Over The Spotlight!!!
Tacos Gotta Be Pampered, Sugared Like Candy, And Treated; In Order For It To Be Beautiful, Cause No One Likes A Boring Taco!!!! If It's Ugly Use Guacamole Like Makeup To Conceal It, If Those 2Lips Don't Look Lick-A-Licious Use Some Hot Sauce Like LipStick To Get Those 2Lips Lookin Luscious, That Taco Not Smelling Fresh Like Lavender... Use Cilantro To Hit (F5) and Freshen Things Up Like Sum Victoria Secret "Fantasy" Mist As If Mariah Carey In The Mix, or Lookin A Lil Dry Throw Sum Moe Olive Oil and Animal Fat Like Lil Mama's LipGloss... That's PopPin N Cool As If You Were Treating YoSelf Like U Gonna Meet The Love Of Your Life!!!
A Taco Is That Muscle That's More Powerful Than The Heart! Squeezes and Flexes Packing That Juicy Flavorful Punch That Wet Wet That Will Make You Swoon Until You Say "Oh Baby Baby... Hit Me Baby One More Time!!!" While Eating The Taco Treat It Like ForePlay and Mess And Dress It Up With What's Listed Above^ But When You Go Oral With It Please... Have Your Eyes Closed Like "Fantasy"-Mariah Carey Playin In The Background!!!
Food:
Double Beef Classic Taco- Like The Crunchy Hard Nacho Shell, Get Hard and Be Confident With It! Those 2Lips Are Filled With Seasoned Meat, Bringin In The Cheese With Cheddar, and Lettuce And Tomatoes To Garnish That Taco Like "The Garden Of Eden Paradise!!!" All You Gotta Do Is Get It Wet With Sauce, Lube It Up, And Get Lost In It!!!
Tacos Al Carbon- Oh You Fancy Huh, Oh You Fancy Huh?! Meat Did, Condiments Did, EveryThing, Meat Did, Condiments Did, EveryThing, Did Oh They Fancy Huh?!! These Are The Soft Tacos With Corn Tortillas, Cilantro, Onions, and California Chilli Sauce Chow ThYme!!!
Speaking Of "Malcolm In The Middle" Earlier I'd Like To Re-Introduce Malcom To You Only Not Him His Dad, "Hal" Only Fast Foward 2 Present Day...
Bryan Cranston" As "Walter White" In "Breaking Bad!!!" Walter White Was All About Selling That Addictive Cook Coke Crack Blue Sky Meth Almost Like He Was Selling "SellSumBlue" ShamPoo!!! The Money Was Raining On Him Like Dandruff to A SellSumBlue ShamPoo Addict!!! I Believe HEINSBERG Was the MasterMind Behind These ADDicTive Sauces For The Tacos!!!
Del Taco Mild X Scorcho X Inferno Are As Addictive As BlueSky Make You Wanna SellSumBlue To Get That A$$ Sum Moe!!!!
Down For Del Taco X Like I'm Down For Da RacheTTZ!!!
Only Thing That Could Make Del Taco Butter in The ChauTime Diary That Doesn't Exist Is Sum Moe Hoe...Chatta!!!
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