I believe there's a god above me, I'm just the god of everything else.
Disclosure #1 While I tend to enjoy chocolate anything, I borderline abhor chocolate cake
Disclosure #2 Been meaning to stop by here for a while* but the Double Chocolate cupcake was actually a gift (You could imagine the guilt that washed over me when I discovered this badboy ran the generous purchaser $3.75 [pre-$1 coupon - they've offered plentiful quick-expiring coupons since they opened].) I didn't know personal checks were still a thing, but if they're still your payment of choice, CH only accepts cash & plastic (they say CCs, but I imagine they can run debit).
The frosting tasted like the Bittman recipe - nothing phenomenal or memorable, but these days ubiquitous cupcakeries have certainly put out worse. There's a difference between underrated and hasn't made it - time will tell which category this spot falls into. Ultimately, a solid product but at an unfortunate price, especially given the location (they deliver to Eastport, East Moriches, & Manorville, but apparently not Center), rendering the proprietor a wannabe pie-oneer.
I still cannot fathom how places like this feel it's wise to open in the area (especially with cutthroat competition from other assorted sweets spots along Montauk Highway) and somehow survive. Add to that the fact that they've hatched a plan to start making bagels (& bread) in September, an endeavor which may single-handedly unravel the operation given the reliable bagel shop(s) a stone's throw away.
It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed. Best of luck to the folks running Cupcake Heaven. read more