Gong the dong cause this place pongs!
It pains me to start on such a negative note as I live locally to Colbert and have had many a meal with friends and family that tickled the taste buds with glee ...
I'm not sure if it was the fact I was dining alone or if it's s under new management, because my experiance over the weekend was far from tickly and I actually left the restaurant stressed with a migraine.
I don't usually dine alone, but my pet canary past away and I was out to drown my sorrows. As I made no reservation, I joined a queue of other "walk in's" to to be seated. The hostess told me there would be just 15 - 20 minute waiting time and to get a drink at the bar. The bar was rammed with patrons sipping away causally on their drinks so I couldn't even see a barman. Once I managed to squish in between two lovers, the boys behind the bar continued to look straight past me.
I must have been wearing my invisible perfume, as being ignored seemed to be a theme that played throughout my dining experience.
On sipping my vino (I finally managed to order) at the bar I noted the hostess was seating couples that arrived after me, FIRST ... I guess she supposed a bill for 2 people was worth more than a lonely solo diner so she gave them preferable treatment. Well Let me tell you, a bird in the hand is better than two in the Bush!
I ordered the prawn cocktail to begin, followed by a salmon main from a hoity waiter that purposely avoided eye contact, and who when I asked for something felt like I had to ask at a million-mile-an-hour rate or he'd run away. The starter came after a rather tedious wait, but to be honest tasty.
On a side note my mami is French, so growing up we were taught to savour or food and eat and enjoy each morsel slowly not chow it down like a fox in a chicken coup. I could tell this seemed to annoy my waiter as I kept catching him looking over at me and eye rolling.
After my entrée was whisked away- and I tell thee no lie- my main was out in just 1 minute. STRUTH! I'd say judging by the temperature of it it'd be fair to sat it was sitting under the hot plat a good while.
The toilets looked like a scene from a porter loo at Glastonbury, the service shocking and my main was cold. Perhaps the new management should rename COLDBERT read more