Celebz diner is somewhat of a PARADOX for me...
You hear all the great reviews about the place, walk in to a beautiful, well laid out American style diner with top quality booths (and I mean really top quality, their booths are stunning and custom made!) Fantastic huge wall paper, old style juke box... it seems to have it all. I rate the decor 5 STARS.
Well, let's get onto the food next...
Amazing! I loved mine, and again, rate it 5 STARS, I had a Coke vanilla ice cream float, which I love and can't really get over her in the UK, it was great. We then had a banana split ice cream sundae and again, fantastic! So tasty! (Apart from the strawberry ice cream which tasted nothing like the other ice creams), maybe they ran out of the good stuff and used a scoop of tasteless, cheap strawberry ice cream? I'm not sure, but that's my only criticism on the food, other than that one scoop which was a 1/5, the rest was a 5/5! Just fantastic!
Ok, so why the 3 stars then you must be wondering???
CUSTOMER SERVICE! I've had some bad customer service in my time, but this really took the 1st place GOLD medal. The first thing I'll say is that customer service is the most important thing when it comes to a restaurant, even more important than the taste of the food (to me).
The staff they had on just had NO IDEA, no idea what so ever, they moved at a snails pace, spent most of the night in the back chatting and when they did come out, it was carrying one or 2 items at a time - ever heard of a modern invention called a tray?? Now I know they are very expensive and the budget might not allow... but they do exist.
Honestly, this staff were terrible...
The young girl: didn't speak much English at all, and had to ask "what is a gelato? Is this a jelly bean?" No, it's not... and we had to show her on the menu that the dessert came with gelato as shown own the menu, but she just could't get it. Now, I actually liked this girl, it's not her fault, she was fine and just doing her job - I blame the manager or owner for not training her properly.
The young guy (wearing scruffy black clothes and white trainers/sneakers): Ok, now this is where it get's pretty crazy... prepare yourself...
So after waiting up to 45 minutes for our food and desserts to come out... oh and did I mention, 15-20 minutes before our drinks came out... (????) this guy keeps bringing one or two dishes at a time which was just bizarre for a big group of our size (a dozen people). Some were eating their dessert whilst others were still getting their chips.
Then I asked him, "can you please bring some cutlery/silver wear to the table" (because there was none and you can't eat ice cream without any!) So he brings out ONE SINGLE SPOON. No joke. So then the next person asked the same thing, "can you please bring me a spoon" so again, he does the same... what am I missing here???? Just put a pot of cutlery ion the table!!! Or bring a spoon with the ice cream, this is common sense, surely????
Then he brings out a crepe and pancakes... ok this is where it get's funny... the lady in our party says: "these aren't pancakes, I ordered pancakes" Him: "No, you have pancakes" her: "my dessert looks identical to his crepes, in fact, they are the same" Him: "no, you're mistaken, they are different" her: "how are they different?" him: "it's the way they are rolled, it makes them different" WHAT???
So this goes on and on back and forth for a few minutes where he just wouldn't let it go and wanted to be right. Why? At first it made me annoyed, but after a few minutes of this, I just had to laugh. He honestly thought that the crepe (which was long and thin with a filling) was a pancake (which is round, thicker and flat)... the thing that made this the most funny was that both dishes were side by side on the table and were identical, and yet one dish cost a lot more.
BIZARRE. Overall, if it were me (and I hope the owner reads this), I would sack the current staff and just come in with a fresh sweep and get happy friendly staff that have good English skills, because if this place doesn't do this... it probably won't still be here in a years time. Which would be a huge shame because I loved this place, I just didn't like the staff. read more