Not to be confused with Analside, which is something different entirely.
It would be more fun if this were called "Canalslide" because it would then be a really cool water park, with an unfortunate ending to each cascading thrill-ride... landing in Buffalo's canals and rivers and lakes would be a very bad idea given the pollution levels, the filth and the smells... nevertheless, it still sounds like a lot of fun. Remember "Waterloo" from the Bill & Ted movie? Now imagine that, only with the slides emptying out riders into the downtown canals... awesome, right? No? OK.
How did I not know about this place until recently? It's basically Buffalo's coolest concert venue at the moment. Buffalo has caught on to what a lot of other cities have been doing with the downtown concerts with the backdrop of cityscapes, a little like the old Thursdays in the Square but even cooler. The skyline is the background, the Skyway thunders directly overhead, the water is right there, and the smell of cereal fills the air from General Mills. It's pretty much a perfect location for a concert.
The crazy part is that the whole area in front of the stage is a mud pit. I don't know if girls (and boys) covered in mud is your thing, but there are few things sexier. On summer nights, basically all the cute people in WNY take off all their clothes (almost) and get covered in mud and dance to legendary bands like... um... Shaggy. Yes, Shaggy was the "band" that I saw here, played all of his legendary hits (um... Oh Carolina... Bombastic... and my fave, It Wasn't Me).
It's an experience I recommend everyone enjoy at some point or other, although you should not wear any clothes you don't want to get muddy, and you should prepare to smell a lot of smoke and weed and ew-gross-icky stuff like that, and also know that a lot of jerk guys will come around and throw mud all over you... they may even be looking for fights.
You will also get hit on (maybe?), I got a few numbers without even meaning to just by being here. It's a great place to have fun and enjoy the summer.
So if your girl comes in and she catches you red handed, banging with the girl next door, then just tell her "it wasn't me, it was Shaggy", and take her to Canalside to see a mud-pit show. She'll be over it in a flash. Especially when she sees the mud-covered, shirtless muscle guys that wander around flirting with every Western New York girl (and some boys too) that they see. read more