THANK U AJ!!! really went out of their way to help me... gr8 place!!!! read more

I am usually ok with the weed that sell, but this last time set me back $200+. This last purchase was just a week or so ago and I usually purchase 4-5 ounces at a time. This last purchase was for 2oz of Gorilla Glue, Green Crack and Gelato 41 smalls. I would smoke a bud out of each ounce and this time around they were not what I expected. I know that this is the Costco for weed and people have said that their weed sucks, but I told them that I am usually ok/fine with it. Well, this is a total buzz kill for me. When I try each strain that I get I decide if it is worth adding to my weed salad and unfortunately these recent strains tasted nasty and the worst one was the gorilla glue which tasted like it was some sort of chemical and the Gelato was eh as for the green crack didn't hit or taste like it usually does. The sativa is what I use during the day to help me get through my day and I make my weed salad with the quality weed that I get grind and mix them together and come out with some amazing weed salad that helps me with the pain and discomfort from back and leg pain and pain from the cancer and recently had a heart attack so I really really strong pot. I don't only rely on cali express for my weed . I buy ounces from elemental wellness, purple lotus, Harborside and whenever I travel around in state I would always purchase weed just to see what else is out there and I would add it to the salad mix and it would add a little something something to the salad. Has anyone ever complained to them about the weed tasting like chemicals or just flat out dank/gross? Do they have a complaint section to report to them that the weed you just purchased was so bad and would like to return the unopened ounces? read more

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Like all the reviews say terrible weed for horrible wait times. I messaged them 3 hours before closing the day before and it's currently 5pm and there seriously blowing me off and my order isn't cheap it's $185 worth of stuff and they can't give me the time of day to deliver or stop misleading me on time frame read more

The absolute worst weed-delivery on the planet, they have 5 year old Oz that are sitting in a warehouse wasting away, that's the only reason the weed is cheap, it is abysmal quality, you'd be better off smoking straight CBD you'd feel more. They are so desperate to keep any customer they HARRASS you with updated menu texts no matter how many times you try to Opt Out. This company's practices should be illegal and shut down, do not waste your time here no matter how enticing the Oz price is, I promise you can get way better ANYWHERE else for similar prices, check out Sticky Thumb Delivery read more

The chick manager is worthless. The weed is old dry and moldy most of the time. Delivery will be around 5 to 8 hours EVERY time, but they will never tell you that. they will blow up your phone with deals that they never have. This place acts like they are doing you a favor to bring you garbage weed. Also make sure to weight the bags cause they are always short. read more

They don't follow through with the delivery. They'll accept my order, send a confirmation email and then they never show up. They will ignore all my calls, texts and emails until the following day and then send a text blaming the phone system or the previous manager. They don't even bother apologizing either. Very rude and unprofessional staff. I strongly suggest finally complaints with as many government agencies as possible. These scam artists need to be shut down. read more

ILLEGAL BUSINESS!! They sell years old flower in unmarked bags. Not even sure if what I am getting is actually it. Slow delivery times, sometimes 3-5 hours. OLD POISON FLOWER. Brown and crunchy. If you like boof this is the place. read more

Prices still good for full ounces but service is terrible and I worry whether the generic bags they arrive in are from reputable, pesticide-free growers or even contain what they say. Time to run this like a mature business. Service: * Slow * Payment methods vary each time. Last time they told me cash only shortly before delivery. * Choice: I chose my strain online online. When they text regarding delivery they almost always inform me that they don't have my selection. * Pesticides? Unlike other sellers, my orders arrive in generic bags with universal id codes as legally required but that's it. I have no idea who grew it and whether it's on the growing list of pesticide-laced products. * Paying for reviews: They have have offered me discounts several times for screenshots of five-star reviews. I need a shower. read more

Bait and switch! Don't buy from here. You will place an order online, they will call you and tell you they don't have what you ordered but will give you something comparable. When you bud arrives it will be terrible quality, mine had multiple human hairs in one pack. Customer support will not give you a refund. read more

THEY SOLD ME AN OUNCE OF TRIM. SEE PIC. These scam artists do not have on stock what shows on their Menu. Neither of the items I received were what I ordered, and I was lucky to open up the bag of trim immediately and see what it was. I immediately called back my driver and begged for my refund. I got it, but I will NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER ***EVER*** trust this vendor again. I ordered an ounce of "Gelato Duff" shake and 1 gram of Himalaya sugar(indica). I received a bag of trim labeled "I-95 Duff" and 1 gram of Brite sugar (sativa). The bag of trim had a sticker that claimed it was 30% THC. I'm currently doing what I can to get them removed from Weedmaps because tonight was outright fraud. read more

Cali Xpress - Look Ma, trash! - Cannabis Dispensaries Near Me

Placed an order on Friday. Took over 2 hours before anyone reached out. The driver said they didn't have anything I ordered but would send someone Sat at 11am. It's now 2pm and I got an email saying they cancelled my order. I have numerous text messages confirming my address and payment but of course they don't reach out when they cancel my order. If you call you'll go to voice mail but of course it's not set up. They don't respond to emails. Do yourself a favor and go elsewhere. They fools can't even deliver in two days. Here are the two numbers that would respond via text... even tho they're no help. 925-503-4269 (Mickey) 402-850-0990 read more

I'm from Chicago seen prices cali express had I was surprised.....: why so cheap cuz their weed sucks I had a 400 order I shorted out.... talk to manager when I had purchased it but I had returned to Chicago ...... but he promised me a whole oz..... now that I return to California now he said that I have a 60 dollar credit ......the oz that I purchase was 139 plus tax...... BAD SERVICE AND BAD WEED I DNT WANT ANYONE TO GO TRU THIS ......DONT BUY FROM HERE .BROWN WEED read more

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Honest to goodness the worst! Let's start with customer service there are only two people that answer the phone a man and a woman the woman is the worst human being in the world why they have her running customer service I have no idea she quoted me my delivery would be to me within two hours. Six hours later still no delivery and when I called her she was ex so rude to me and explain some people have been waiting for their order for nine hours. WTF?! Who in their right mind in this day and age would wait nine hours for a medicine delivery. I can grow the stuff faster than that. Now let's talk about the weed. I'm 65 I remember Acapulco Gold and Colombian Red. What is colic dirt weed. This weed this is pretty much the same thing. If you take away anything from this review you need to remember avoid the female customer service person at all costs she's a real B word read more

Cali Xpress - Dirt medicine. - Cannabis Dispensaries Near Me

Ordered delivery for an ounce because they had a good price And chose to pay with debit An awful experience. Delivery didn't do debit, I had to go out and get cash (what was the point of 10$ delivery fee then???) and also the substituted my order without telling me!!!! Giving me the strain I got last time and didn't like! After the order they send u text for info about putting your review and the phone number they have put there has a full mail box I'm guessing with complaints It was the second chance, will never ! Never! read more

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Very unorganized Prices don't match Long waiting time The product isn't good Last time I order from here canceled after Waiting for 5 hours ! read more

Do not order from this company at all. As a medical marijuana, patient I have never had an experience as negative as this one. I was a first time patient and they did not order the first time. Patient deal in my order was being processed and packaged I did not receive a call text or email stating that their products were out of stock. I placed the order at around 3 o'clock and I did not receive it until around 645 or 7 PM for hours later. I only received notice that some of the products were out of stock when I got a call from the driver stating that she would be 20 minutes away. She said that she had enough substitutes to equate to what I had Ordered, she was in a rush so I wasn't able to check my order due to Covid standard. My order was supposed to be $119.09 but when they got here, the order ended up being $133 for what I do not know because she said that it would be the same price as the order that I have placed. When I was able to check the order and I realized that they didn't give me a majority of the stuff that I had nor did they honor the deal a 50% off I had tried to call them and when someone answered I was hung up on and blocked because now I cannot get a hold of them. This is one of the most unprofessional experiences I've ever had and I went through Weedmaps and most of the reviews are good. Since I cannot get a hold of them to do an exchange or a refund, I contacted my bank and they even said to not purchase through them because they said that it was sketchy that the purchase showed up as an ATM withdraw and not a purchase. I had to go and get a new card and everything and shut off the one that I have because of this business being negligent and possibly fraudulent using a switch and bait scheme. Do not waste your money or time with this business it is not worth it. As someone who has medical disabilities that cause chronic pain, I would expect from my time and my money to be respected, but this is not the place to go for that at all. If you want to get scammed, pay a lot of money for bullshit product, not get the products that you want and not have the decency to call you or send a text or email asking you what replacement you would like then go here. If you want to get Moonrock blunts, there's Off the Charts on Bryant Street. They also sell presidential blunts at Bloom Room and all the other products can be found at many other dispensaries. Dealing with this company has caused me physical pain due to the stress it has caused and it's something that I will never forget as a medical marijuana, patient. This company gives a bad rep to the cannabis community and I understand if that is a bold statement, but it is one that Hass to be stated because of the circumstances and other experiences. read more

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Takes 4 hours, no one communicates, they don't have what you ordered they get there and charge you more. I can go on and on. Don't order here read more

Bruh what is this lmao. bitly links and view grabs? I ordered one time from them, was disappointed - never ordered again. Months later I get - not a text about deals, but a promotional message for their YouTube channel One bitly click (ad revenue redirect site) is change in their pocket, on top of each view on YouTube. read more

Cali Xpress - A text from them - Cannabis Dispensaries Near Me

Ordered a oz of 31% cookies and the picture was listed as photo 1 . Photo 2 is what the my delivered. Update: Cali express called the next day and exchanged my product for photo 3. Said the distributor had a mixup and mislabeled some items. It happens, the important thing is even though u opened the product (although didn't smoke) they exchanged no problems. Thanks for resolving. read more

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Initially the website wasn't good but one could get it done there and understand what you were purchasing. Ever since this Treehouse took over I'm only guessing you have to text them to order now? Anyway after many tries to figure out what's going on there I guess Treehouse has figured out how to make things more wishy-washy than it was under Cali Express good going Treehouse! read more

My flower was great, especially for the price. I got smalls that were indoor and bigs that had color, are loud, and chunky nugs. Whatever the issue was before has been fixed! read more

No star from me!! I spoke with someone on the phone who told me they were out of the girl scout cookies ounce special. No big deal guy says I'll send you a 22 thc content dont remember the name but I got 13 thc!! WTF!!! Never again! And your delivery driver had the nerve to tell me that's what I ordered! I would of never ordered that knowing I can get 19 thc of shake for 82 dollars!! DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT YOU CAN'T TRUST THESE GUYS. Especially since he says maybe we can change it tomorrow?... read more

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Whatever you do, do not give this company your phone number. They will spam you twice a week, from different phone numbers (probably illegal frankly speaking), with no way to unsubscribe. Their product is garbage, so it's not like you're actually getting a deal. Expect seeds and trash weed. Avoid this company at all costs. Shady and terrible business practices. No other weed company does this. read more

After waiting over 3 1/2 hours for my delivery with no update, I finally get a call 10 minutes before arrival saying they don't have the strain that I ordered. He asked if I wanted a bump up. Of course they said yes because they had taken so long and I just wanted to smoke. Needless to say I get up to my apartment and this is their version of bump up. It's disgusting and mostly empty stems. This shouldn't even be sold in stores. Biggest rip off. read more

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Ok prices...a lot of seeds and if you wanna pre order you can wait two weeks and then they say we tried to call you but now it's gone!!! I don't know what to say...except buy anywhere else!!! read more

Dog water company. Overpriced junk that takes ages to deliver. Seriously. Have your wife get pregnant and she will deliver the baby before you get your order. read more

Honestly most delivery services tale forever. I ordered at midnight and it took 30 mins for my driver to get to me. They were very communicative with their ETA and how far they were. They did on the other hand substitute items in my order without my knowledge. Not a big deal but can come off as a red flag for others. Overall, it was good. read more

This company doesn't have it all together. Ordered Sunday, told it could be delivered Wednesday. I said fine. They asked for a photo of my ID. I sent it and received an email saying I'd been approved to use the site. The email had no login URL and a blank space for my password. And it turns out there's nowhere to log in on their site anyway. I sent a message via their site. No response. I called them. Voicemail full. I got an automated text saying they saw I called. I replied asking what was going on with my order. Is it happening or not? Got a reply saying they can't deliver till Saturday because of weather. Then I came back to Yelp and saw all the bad reviews and suddenly all the uncertainty made sense. Next! read more

Absolute dogshit. They bait and switch you with the strain you want, and then they give you some bs old ass shit that has a bunch of stems in it read more

Don't bother. Took four hours to confirm that they didn't have any items in my order. Driver was rude and unhelpful. How are they even in business still given that based on review this is how the always operate read more

I ordered 2 ounces of weed; the driver called to confirm my address. On arrival he requested cash payment (card reader is broken! Of course), and then handed over 2 bags of weed, neither of which were what I ordered. He claimed both Apples and Bananas and Runtz (which I ordered) were out of stock and he subbed both without conferring with me. Do I have to explain to a weed company that strains vary and hence matter? read more

Sells fake jeeters. Taste like shit. Not even sure it's weed. I ordered 2 strains and packaging is completely different. Don't ever buy from this bullshit place. Better off waiting till a real dispensary is open. read more

Cali Xpress - Fake jeeters. Peep the big ass "bubba gum" font compared to the strawberry shortcake. - Cannabis Dispensaries Near Me

This business is a scam. Or very poorly managed. I placed an order, no details, email or delivery. Tried to use the live chat and don't know why I bothered. Texted, nothing. read more

I chatted with a live agent to secure the exact type of quality and flavor profile for the flower I was choosing and I was paying Top Dollar for $$$. I received soft damp grassy buds that was supposed to be 37% THC. Trash, Trash Trash. Save your money and buy somewhere else. They will sell you anything to get rid of the Garbage they have. Don't Waste your time. read more

Cali Xpress - Smells like the lumber area in HomeDepot. Smokes like burning leaves. - Cannabis Dispensaries Near Me

My name is Ross Horwitz MD and I'd like to report ALL of the Cali Xpress but more importantly the Hollywood location. Read the reviews and as a doctor I'm concerned as well. They scammed me in hollywood location, then talked me into resolve and it was all a lie. They blocked all of my numbers and won't even respond. I have a plethora of evidence to support my findings... read more

Weed here is still cheap, but the change in the ordering process is so annoying. You can't get what you want if the driver doesn't have it, the deal only applies to first time orders on weedmaps, it's harder to order for a convenient delivery. I would rather go to velvet and pay more for the positive experience. read more

ORDER FROM ANOTHER WEED DELIVERY PLACE! SUPER FRESH FARMS, AMUSE, EAZE, ETC!!! You'll save yourself the headache. Customer service is absolutely AWFUL. Management is unaccountable and no help. Talking to a wall would be just as helpful. Been a long time customer and order regularly, but the past 4 deliveries have been HORRIBLE! It took over 6 hours for them to deliver. I ordered at 12:44pm and delivery got here at 7:25pm. TWICE this has happened. Another took over 4 and a half hours. One of the drivers who came 6+ hours late because she drove to the wrong city, even though they confirmed the address through phone & text with me twice. When she pulled up she had her friend in the car, with a rolling tray on her lap like they had just finished smoking or were bought to roll up. Another driver didn't know how to work his machine or get in contact with his managers or the office, so I ended up having to cash app some girl named Tyra? Sketchy and unprofessional business and drivers! When you call or text customer service, you either get a reply 2-4 hours later or they don't answer or reply. They send a text talking about: "If there was anything, and we mean ANYTHING that did not meet your EXPECTATIONS or was below EXCELLENT, please let us know immediately so we can make it right. Your fulfillment is our #1 priority. " That's grade A bullshit. I've send numerous emails and texts, spoken to managers and nothing is done to resolve these issues or keep me as a customer. Doesn't seem like you want to "make it right" like you say. I hope you guys can clean up your act and do your job. Deliver some weed in a 2 hour window for a decent price. It's not that hard. And when you mess up, own up to your faults and stand by your word. Have some integrity and actually make it right. read more

The service is terribly unreliable. "Two hours" is often mythical. We called after 2.5 hours had elapsed on our most recent order, and we were told "The driver doesn't start in your area until 2pm" We ordered at 10:30 am with a promise of delivery within two hours. The driver was starting their shift 3.5 hours AFTER WE PLACED OUR TWO HOUR ORDER. We were quoted "sometime between 3-4pm." For an order promised before 12:30 Website menu descriptions are inaccurate. You order sativa and get indica. You can only choose brand and size of edibles, but not flavors. Plenty of times, the driver finally shows up and does not even have the items you requested. Communication from drivers and dispatch are frustrating-to-nonexistent. Low prices are attractive, but it's probably not worth the frustration and unreliability. read more

The service is awful. They never have the weed you want. And the drivers are weird. They also demand the weed they want you to buy. read more

Cali Xpress - I payed 100 dollars for weed that dry and smelly. This place is awful. Then the driver was weird. She demanded a tip. Don't order here - Cannabis Dispensaries Near Me

I was hoping the times of the texts would show here but they don't. The time of my first contact with them is 10:47. Yes I should have started earlier, but Weedmaps shows this place is open til midnight and location in the next town, 2 miles away. I have now learned that companies can buy "flags" that show other locations near everywhere, when in fact they are many miles away. I am in a suburb of LA, this phone number is San Francisco, but I finally found out that I was talking to an idiot in Las Vegas. They told me the order would get to me, I spent time on the menu, writing it out, sent my ID with my pic as they requested and they led me along for an hour until they said the order would have to go out in the morning. The friend I was ordering with, another medical user, was traveling at 6 am, making a morning delivery useless. I should have known when calling the number and getting a "Full" mailbox message that someone is not on top of things. NO ONE at this place is on top of anything. I had my phone in my hand the entire time to make sure there was no problem. Here are the actual texts with my name and address removed, along with the pics of my ID. I felt it necessary to add this as proof that I was not being flaky, changing the order, or anything that would delay it. +1 (415) 295-6999: A Cali Xpress care agent is helping another customer at the moment. Text your name, address and your order to this number and we will get it started! Linda: (name and address removed) LaVerne, CA Will the order come tonight? Blue zkittles 2oz Assorted duff 2 oz Assorted hash 2g Lucky rainbow 1/8 Blue dream 2 oz 2 lucky rainbow eighths please I'm a medical patient, new customer. Do you need a pic of my rec or license? +1 (415) 295-6999: Yes Linda: Rec to follow, SENT MY LICENSE pic +1 (415) 295-6999: 2 lucky rainbow eights correct? Since your new LVCG CaliXpress needs you to send the following 1. Selfie of you holding ID 2. Photo of ID alone 3. Delivery address 4. Email address Linda: File Transfer: (I SENT INFO REQUESTED ABOVE immediately, license 2nd time). Yes 2 8ths +1 (415) 295-6999: Unfortunately we can't guarantee that your order would fall through tonight but I could place it for you tomorrow if you'd like ? (: Linda: No! My friend is traveling in the AM early. That's why I asked an hour ago if it would go tonight. If we cut the order in half would that help? +1 (415) 295-6999: So sorry about that Linda: New customer with a $600 order and you are blowing it off? +1 (415) 295-6999: No I'm so sorry Linda Johnson: Wow why? +1 (415) 295-6999: Wouldn't be sure the driver could deliver tonight it would be in the morning Linda: Your name please? Where is your actual location? +1 (415) 295-6999: I am in Las Vegas Linda: And where do the deliveries originate? +1 (415) 295-6999: California Linda: Where in California? Didn't get your name +1 (415) 295-6999: Manager will call you Linda Johnson: When? So you have my info but I can't have your name? +1 (415) 295-6999: She's busy at the moment but she will get to you when she can (: I never got the person's name (although they had all of my info), never found where in CA is the nearest actual place a delivery would originate from, and the manager was useless when she called. She had no idea of the problem, and only said she was sorry. I am a stage 4 cancer patient. This ruined my evening and wasted my time. Weedmaps is useless if you have no idea where the dispensary actually is. San Francisco, Vegas, somewhere in CA? It's run by stoners. This is serious medicine to me. I literally don't have time for this shit. Do you?? read more