"0kay, good, now, easy on the clutch!" A fatherly Darth Vader attempts to teach a teenage Princess Leia in Jeffrey Brown's nostalgic, coming-of-age, chronicle: Vader's Little Princess. But what if the circumstances were really dire? No, I'm not talking about Darth Vader learning about a Rebel Alliance base on Hoth...that hasn't happened yet in this timeline.
I'm talking about teenage Leia's stomach growling when she's trying to learn how to fly a Tie Fighter. If she had her father's permission, his uncharacteristic patience, and the ability to travel inter-dimensionally, she might have taken them to the newest location of Bubbakoo's Burritos in Beltway Plaza, located near the Super Japan restaurant, in Greenbelt, Maryland. Perhaps they both would have enjoyed a hard-shelled taco salad, with brown rice as the base for her father and cilantro-lime, white rice for herself, with mango habanero sauce and double grilled chicken for each. Do tauntauns taste like chicken? Never mind...this review's getting a little weird, even for a Jeffrey Brown fan., read more