During one of those rare sunny days we had this summer, a few friends and my good self decided to partake of the food in this establishment.
I was aware that I had been avoiding Brutti Ma Buoni for many years, in fact this was the first time I was going to experience it. So, we managed to sit ourselves down at a tiny wee table outside.
Why had I been avoiding it? Well, for a start, I can't pronounce it. If someone were to ask me "Hey, Wiggles, is there anywhere good to eat on Brunswick street?" I'd say, "why yes, there's Brootee...Bruhtti...Broh... no, there isn't". Which is a shame because the food is rather good.
I had one of the Brutti Breads called the Nero Nero. The waiter made a tutting sound on hearing me say "Nero Nero". It's apparently pronounced Nehro Nehro. Wehll ehxcuhse the ehf out ohf meh!
The calamari main was perfectly cooked, and pronounced correctly.
The second reason I'd been avoiding it is the people I see sitting outside it. Fake tans, fake faces, fake tits all being fake at each other. I was grossly aware that my gross face on my gross body was grossing them out. Normally I would care, sometimes I even revel in it. Being the man in camo shorts, un-ironed shirt and ratty t-shirt in amongst such perfection makes me oddly happy.
I wouldn't exactly call it waiter service either. That to me conjures up images of waiters arriving at your table, asking if you're ready to order, or asking if you'd like drinks first, the usual stuff waiters do. This is more like self waiter service. Having to go to the bar yourself to fetch the menus and first round of drinks, having to stop the waiter on his way past to enquire whether it's okay to maybe order some food if he's not too busy. Granted, once he knew we were there for food he become warmer and might even have become friendly if I hadn't said "Neero" at him like the uneducated oik that I am.
So why, after all this, have I given it 3 stars instead of 2? Plain and simple, I can't fault the quality of the food, it was perfect. All 3 of us had different breads and mains, and all 3 of us enjoyed it, for that it get's 3.
Would I recommend it? Yes, but only if I can write it down for you.
Would I go again? For the food, maybe, but it's doubtful.
It occurs to me, I have still never been inside Brutti Ma Buoni. I'm feeling oddly happy about that. read more