After finishing uni the first time round, I popped in here to enquire about any graduate-level roles they could find for me. After being told they'd have something for me "within the week", I left happy and confident that I'd soon be on the way to a high flying career.
Several months later, I got a call asking me to apply for a job as one of Santa's helpers in the St Enoch Centre. I kid you not. As much as i relished the prospect of spending a few weeks in elf costume, stood next to a boozy old chancer with a cotton wool beard, I politely declined.
The second star is solely for the comedy value of it all. read more