The first time I came here with Carolyn E. there was no space for us - and I was too eager checking in before we were seated.
Then, I came here for the UYE: bargain burgers.
Bloc has this fantastic menu - every day of the week there is a different offer - on Tuesday, it's a burger for £3, Friday is £4 Hot Dog Friday, and Wednesday is Steak Wednesday (£5 for a "genuine 6oz sirloin steak")... and so forth, you get my drift.
Anyways, we went for the bargain burgers, and I decided to order the burger and customise it with swiss cheese (I decided not to go for the "trailer trash cheese" aka "Council Cheese", and in laymans terms that means cheese singles), and with some trepidation I ordered bacon too, asking for it to be crispy. The waitress reassured me that the bacon is "always crispy" but that she would check for me before it left the kitchen. Clearly, we have different concepts for crispy, but I suppose that's life.
Now, we waited for quite a while for the burgers to arrive. Again, I suppose that's like, but even so, I was hungry. The burger arrives on a bed of fries and some coleslaw next to it. I checked the bacon and it was not crispy, not according to my standards. Generally it was super difficult to eat so I ended up pulling the bacon off the burger. And the pickles, as they were soaking through the bun.
Oh my days. The bun. I've never had such a fragile bun. The entire burger fell apart almost immediately after picking it up - from being soaked through by the pickles (that I had to extract) as well as the relish (that I am not a fan of). It was generally most probably the messiest burger I have eaten (for anybody who knows me I am not a fan of messy eating).
On the upside, the coleslaw was good - I usually stay clear of it, unless I've made it myself (or I know it's homemade), and the fries were enjoyable. Maybe I was just too hungry at this point so I just ate everything as quickly as possible.
After the burger evening, Carolyn E and I decided to go back, albeit half-heartedly, for Hot Dog Friday. She booked us a table. For some reason I feel that I aggrevate the waitresses here with my presence. We sat down at a table, and were, after our drinks order was taken, shooed away into the other corner of the place because that's where our booked table was. After a long wait, because clearly the waitresses like to forget about us (the same thing happened when we wanted to pay) we ordered our very basic £4 hot dog and a "scheme poutine" (onion gravy and cheddar cheese).
Let me start with the hot dog. Like Carolyn has already mentioned in her review, the IKEA hot dogs are better. There is no crunch to these, they look good, rather brown on the inside and you think that they'll have some bite to them... but they do not. They also look rather strange on the inside. I'm not sure if I think they were cooked properly, or just a really cheap sausage. The bun the sausage came in was a pleasant surprise - very crunchy but awkwardly cut and challenging to eat. The fries were less tasty than at burger night.
The poutine was substandard - as Carolyn also mentioned, big globs of onion "gravy", and there were quite a few blobs. Kudos, however for being able to taste the onion. Otherwise, overly salty and stringy cheese. Meh.
On the upside, I must commend Bloc on their choice of music. Endless blasts from the past, and when there is no music, there is amazing Food Network food porn on the tv screens.
All in all, I'm not sure I will haste back, especially as the deals aren't as much of a bargain as you first envision. read more