Food: Burger and fries were delicious. 5 Stars Service: Friendly and warm. 5 Stars Ambiance: I love these hole-n-the-wall, mom & pop type of places. Even the collection of caps on the wall are all old and dusty, giving it 50s vintage or classic vibe. Very easy to miss when driving by. 5 Stars read more

First time to Bill's and we'll be back. Great burger and fries, love the apps by the piece ordering, comfortable and casual. Keeley was great too! read more

Bill's Cafe - Receipt for our meal. Love the app order by the piece option!! - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

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Quite possibly the best burg I've ever had in my life. It's really that good... No frills, just a perfectly cooked burg with incredible onion rings and a cold beer on the side. read more

With the arrival of our first nice fall cool front, my wife and I decided to go to Bill's and sit out on the patio. What a spectacular day and as usual the food was great. I had a cheeseburger with onion rings and a handful of the fried mushrooms and fried zucchini slices. My wife had a burger with tater tots. The burgers at Bill's are so good. The buns are buttered and lightly toasted on the griddle, the burgers are big and cover the entire bun; they are cooked to medium but are not dry at all. Sides were piping hot and tasty. Ice tea is home brewed and as usual, drinks are self serve but the food is brought out by the lovely server we have seen there for so long. About the only thing that isn't perfect is the way that TXDOT did the sidewalk in front, it used to be all open for vehicles to pull in and park but when they redid the road and widened it the made an entrance/exit at both ends of Bill's property and with the raised sidewalk it makes parking your car in the front spaces a bit hard. read more

The kind of atmosphere that one can truly savor a classic old school kind of burger in. The apps are served by the piece so I could get a combo of all my favorite fried delicacies. The meat on the burger tasted fresh and hand made patty. The owner was there talking to long time patrons and the lady working was attentive and nice. Support local and go get you a down home delicious burger. read more

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Best burgers in the Kingwood area, hands-down! The owner and staff are friendly and inviting. French fries are delicious! Burgers are incredible! I have a cold beer or a wine cooler or fresh iced tea !!! Kid friendly !! Can't go wrong !! read more

Fantastic service and Food!! It was great to hear the history of the place and how long they've been cooking on "the grill". Great Burger!! read more

The style was very cozy i liked the setup alot, service was good and quick, and the food was so yummy.

I had this place bookmarked for a visit (but can't remember why) and was in the area last weekend so I stopped by for lunch. Currently there is road construction going on directly in front of the restaurant and there is parking in front and on the sides of the building. The sign says "since 1945" and looking at the building I believed it. Inside it's one small room with a long bar with stools and a few tables with chairs. It has an old bar vibe to it with many old baseball hats stapled to the walls along with a few lighted beer signs. However there were no visible beer coolers or taps. I guess they keep the beer either in the back or under the bar. The only drink dispenser I saw was an iced tea container. The floor is not level and slanted towards the front door. There is a larger and covered outdoor eating area adjacent to the building too. The limited menu consists of only a few hamburgers and sandwiches along with 3 steak options. I ordered the regular burger with fries and the food took about 10 minutes to arrive. First thing I noticed were the home made fries. That's a plus! They were hot and had a very good potato flavor. I appreciate any restaurant that goes to that trouble. The hamburger was dressed and also enjoyed. I guess that the beef patty was about 1/3 lb. Overall, I gave this meal a 3.5. The burger was solid in content but I noticed the the beef could have been seasoned more. I was not asked how I wanted the patty to be cooked. Table service was friendly. Bill's Cafe is a casual, neighborhood type of eatery/hangout. It has a very limited menu and is probably frequented by locals living nearby. I would return but wouldn't make an effort to drive here unless I was close by. I round down to a 3 overall score only for that reason. A 4 score to me is somewhere that I would make an effort to return even if not nearby. read more

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You never walk away hungry! And the prices are great. The steak is always cooked perfectly. Wish they were on DoorDash!

We absolutely loved the food at Bill's Cafe. Most of my family has never eaten there, and everyone enjoyed their meals. The service was excellent, the lady serving us was very attentive to our needs. And the restaurant itself has an eclectic style, I thought the old hats on the walls was fun. I enjoyed going to Bill's Cafe, and plan on going back soon. read more

Absolutely everything I love this place. It gives it such a Home feeling. It's been here so long wonderful food. I've never eaten anything. I didn't like and we love the steak for two. It's the best And the hamburgers and ice cold beer is awesome too read more

This place rocks, old school. Nothing fancy, just a perfect burger and the onion rings rule. Don't change a thing.

Great local spot. Staff is attentive and engaging. The food is excellent. Don't pass this place by. Classic menu with good prices.

Good food, & great service. We plan on going back. We tried the burgers, onion rings & fries read more

This place is soooo good. Their sweet tea is on point and their 40Ib steak issss fireeee! 100% recommend

The hamburger was delicious. Service could have been better. I walked in to a empty bar. Waited and finally had to go outside and track down a waitress. read more

Wow! Stumbled onto this place while in Kingwood. Best burger in Texas, next to mine. Lol. Great food and the best service. Will be back next time here for golf! read more

Bill's Cafe - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

This places is the t*ts!!!! By far the best steak burger and fried okra I have ever had. The best. My only regret is that I tried this place on my last night in town and not the first; otherwise I would have been here every night they are open. The outside seating is perfect and the staff is awesome and super friendly. This is the kind of place that could be my cheers if I lived down here. Come have a burger and a cold beer. You won't be di read more

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The burgers are amazing and same with the fried mushrooms and onion rings. Atmosphere is fantastic. This is a must if you are ever in the Himble, TX area, you owe it to yourself to stop by and try it. read more

Tonight's hamburger and fries were not their best effort my hamburger was basically raw and the french fries were cold as ice...the cook must've been off of his game ,because normally everything is great not today read more

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This was our first time here and we loved it! The food was SO good! The prices are affordable, and the service was great! The inside was super cozy, and the outside was really spacious. I had the wings, and they were marinated and super hot and crispy! The side salad was also good! It looked way better than that picture on yelp. The house dressing was really delicious. My husband had the brisket burger and it was tender and smoky. The Mac and cheese bites were a bit small and not my favorite. The onion rings and fried okra were crispy and delicious! We will be coming back again. read more

Always happy to go to bills cafe. Service is always friendly and the burgers are so good! Always good to support a local business.

Hands down best burger in town, steak is huge, but not that great, will def always come here when I want a good smoked burger. Service can be slow but you can serve yourself beer and drinks while waiting and its more of a hangout environment to spend time with family and friends than just rushing to eat. read more

The best burgers in Kingwood Lots of history. Blackcat ridge. Nice outdoor sitting.. this is where all the oil workers came back in the day. Humble oil co read more

Bill's Cafe - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

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Food is always good love the fried Mac n cheese with ranch. The burgers are the best in town

After having this burger spot on my radar for nearly 10 years now, I finally made it during a departmental lunch meeting. I just had no idea it was more of an ice house style burger spot. We decided to sit out on one of the palapas since it was such a nice day, only bad part was the wind which blows any light objects away. There were not many people on a Tuesday for lunch and our order (6 of us) didn't take very long at all. Service was attentive; although it's a little strange here that you can get your drinks self-serve as you walk up to the restaurant, whether it be water, tea, sodas or even beer. I highly recommend the bacon cheeseburger and chili cheese fries, if you can eat it all. The burger patties are about 1/2-lb and they use fresh, hand-formed beef. They aren't seasoned all that much so you are able to really taste the beef. They will cook your burger to order too. The fries are hand-cut and for the chili cheese fries, they add shredded cheddar and a homemade chili to it. This is definitely not canned chili. Most of my colleagues ordered burgers. One person ordered a grilled chicken sandwich which looked pretty good, but the thick onion rings didn't appear to be hand-battered. I'll definitely put this into my rotation if I'm craving a burger for lunch. No doubt this is one of the best homemade burgers in the Kingwood/Porter/Humble area. In business since 1945, they must be doing something right. Note: They also are known for their large steaks, so that is always an option. read more

OMG....... While this isn't a current review of Bills Cafe, it IS a blast from my childhood past! This week, I was in town for my fathers funeral, and while 'taking a walk down memory lane', driving around my old stomping grounds, I thought I'd take a spin by. I figured Bills Cafe had been long swallowed up by the sprawl of Kingwood. I was absolutely GIDDY to see it was still here! Talk about a RUSH of childhood memories!! I used to work at Bills when I was a kid in high school! I loved Robs parents, Bill (Robs dad) and mom treated me like family way back in the early 1980s when I bussed tables, and washed dishes at this place. Back then, it was THE place to go for mouth watering, Texas sized steaks, and mighty good bbq! Unfortunately, I came on a Sunday when they were closed, but next time I'm in Kingwood, this will be a 'don't miss' place to stop in for a steak and an ice cold beer! Rob, I seriously doubt you'll remember me, as an eon has gone by since I saw you last, but I'll stop in and say howdy next time I'm here! I'm utterly thrilled this place is still around! Best to you and your family! Jeff read more

Good burgers and steaks are served here. Good weather will pack the outside patio, there is a play area for kids too. Seems like Bill's has been there forever and they open around 4 pm Tues-Fri and for lunch on Sat. (Call first to be sure.... cuz there hours do vary) I like the character of the inside.... a couple of tables and a little bar. Don't expect drive thru fast service, chill with a cold drink and get ready for a meal that leaves ya all warm and fuzzy. read more

Far out,a awesome fresh made fully loaded cheddar cheese , bacon and jalapeño burger with fresh cut fires ( with skin) and onion rings rules! Sherri/ Cheri/ Sherry ( not sure) is amazing! She is super sweet and upon my second return to feast had remembered that I needed a few Shiners and a burger STAT! I love the 70's/ 80's dirty oilfield feel due in fact to the numerous hats lining the walls. Very refreshing to find people still drinking a few beers with lunch while on the clock. Appears to be a Kool spot for wrecker drivers to hang out as well, sans beer of course. Can't wait to get back to the states for some Bill's! I'm really glad for Yelp on this find! If not for Yelp, I would have continued driving past in oblivion. You rock Bill's! read more

Bill's Cafe - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

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When I am in Houston I always try to eat at Bill's! Been going there for almost 20 years. Can remember when there were 3 things on the menu: steak for 1, steak for 2 and cold beer...lol! Great down-home feel and alway have felt welcomed. Always a good experience! read more

Bill's doesn't serve chicken fried steak. They even have a sign on the wall that says "No, we don't serve Chicken fried steak, and we never did!" Lucky for me, they serve up a mean burger. Thick patty, very juicy, and huge. They're burgers are similar to Dry Creek or Beck's: very tasty, but not at the top of my list. I usually get their fried okra instead of fries or rings- I like the variation, not to mention they're pretty freakin' good. This is the go to place in Kingwood mainly for the atmosphere, I think. There aren't many places in the area to dine outdoors- on a nice day this place has the best patio complete with a fenced in play area for kids. Come prepared to eat, I mean EAT! read more

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Pretty good. We have lived in Kingwood for some time and never stopped in but recently heard rave reviews about the burgers. So we went for lunch this week and first impressions...well, i am not uppity at all and love a good hole in the wall but not a grimey dusty one when i am eating. I get the whole trucker hat thing but yuck. They are covered in grease and dust. We sat at the bar and waited for a while for the server to come out but she was really friendly. Ordered our food and it came out fairly quickly. Someone had mentioned before that there sides werent frozen but they are. I saw the guy pull them the freezer but thats ok. The burger meat did seem fresh and hand made into a patty. Really good flavor and the bacon was well cooked and crispy. The meal was good to satisfy my burger craving but i dont think it'll become a regular stop for us. read more

Went to get burgers and fries. Not good at all. Bun was stale and fries were greasy as heck. They were out of several of the appetizers, but because of Covid I understand that can happen. Just wanted a good burger and left disappointed. I will say that the blonde waitress was gorgeous though. read more

Not the biggest fan of this place not a lot of variety! It feels like your going over to your uncle Bill's picnic if you had an uncle Bill!! Pros: Huge steak great prices Cons: worst salad I've ever had anywhere! read more

Bill's Cafe - Steak well done - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

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Great dive! Excellent burger and fries. Cold beer and friendly waitstaff. Couple from Australia came in to give them a try. Said they heard it was good! read more

Feels dirty, cooking a burger to order is impossible and if you show up with your family of 10 there is a chance they will squeeze you at three tables indoors because they rent out the whole outdoor seating area for some sort of party and wipe out most of the seating for anyone else. read more

I have been eating here for three years. The people, environment and quality of food has always been the same - VERY GOOD! The wait can be lengthy - but you have to be ready for that - just hang out and enjoy the outside and social environment. It's worth the wait and I have always been pleased with the food and personality. read more

Great burgers and great service as well. Food is always fresh and environment is friendly every time I go there. Hours of operation could be better though. read more

I've been here several times and have never had issues. My only complaint would involve dining inside and being forgotten sometimes. It's not much of a bother however because I do understand that most people dine on the patio. I see how it could be easy to forget the few seats they have indoors. Bill's is definitely on my top five burger joints. Out here on the north side of Houston, it's the only place I'll come to for a burger if I'm not in a rush and going to a drive through. Their burgers are recommended of course. It's fresh, not over-seasoned, and whatever add one you want is well put together and fresh as well. I also recommend the onion rings as well as the chili cheese fries. This is a very casual restaurant with a very relaxed atmosphere. Beer and drinks work on the honor system. read more