Burgers are big and good, great service, spacious and clean. No outdoor seating Sat down and ate inside, it was a good experience overall. If I'm in the area I'll come back! read more

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Found this wonderful privately owned burger joint today and we will definitely be back! Friendly service, small local cafe vibes and I haven't seen a peanut butter burger in a LONG time and it made my day! It was the perfect amount to compliment the burger but not overwhelming the flavor - the juicy angus still shined! read more

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Unless you go at a time that isn't busy, there is absolutely no customer service. Sad part, the owner was "so busy" that he couldn't even take a second to make a recommendation, and he was the cashier! If you can't ask a simple question about the menu that the staff is supposed to know more about than the customers, the business is in bad shape! I'd rather spend with small businesses that appreciate the fact that if it weren't for the customers that chose to patronize their business, they wouldn't be in business! People don't just pay for the food, they pay for the experience. The arrogance of the owner and his inability to function well under pressure ruined any further patronization of Mean Burger. read more

Excellent customer service!!!!! We received our food in a timely manner. It's seasoned so good we will be returning this week

Man, this was an amazing burger and the shakes were very good as well! The service was fast and friendly. There are about 12 tables in the restaurant with a couple TVs. It is a very good experience start to finishI will definitely be back when I am in town. read more

Mean Burger - Fried Egg Burger and onion rings - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

The food was incredible! The owner is friendly, and they make the best food. The place is quiet and clean. They do a lot of to-go orders, so it's not wild inside. We stop here every time we are nearby. read more

A couple friends and I stopped in a couple of nights ago to try this place for the first time. Let's start with the owner: as soon as we walked in, we were acknowledged (as was every other person). He made sure everyone was welcomed and I really loved that. You could tell he was passionate about his business and happily told us about different choices, helping us narrow it down to 3 different burgers, 3 different fries and milkshakes. We were getting our order to go so we took a seat while we waited and the owner came over to chat with us a bit as he cleaned tables and swept. The place was so clean and that was also a highlight for me. Once we opened up all the food we were so shocked at the size of the burgers. They are very hefty. You get a lot for your money. We ended up trying the fried egg burger, Mac n cheese burger and bbq burger. All 3 were a hit for us. For fries we did chili cheese, garlic Cajun, and sweet potato. Again, absolutely delicious. For the milkshakes we chose a classic vanilla and a cookies and cream and they were both so rich and yummy. We will definitely be back. It was a 11/10 for us in all areas-- clean, hospitable, delicious, and wait time for food. The man that runs this place is so kind and it is awesome to support local business when possible. Try it out! read more

The food was hot and everything was cooked perfectly, from the burgers to the garlic fries. I had the chili relleno burger and my boyfriend had the brisket burger. Both were cooked and no pink was found. After trying my burger he said he wished he had purchased the same thing. I ate half of mine and took the other half home, but he ate all of his. One of the co-owners, Robert, took our order. He was super friendly. While eating we heard him talking to the staff in the back, and you can tell they all liked each other. The restaurant was spotless. I didn't go to the bathroom, but judging by the restaurant and what you can see of the kitchen, I'm going to assume it was also clean. I like knowing he used certified angus for the burgers. You can taste a difference. He also uses a local baker for the buns, and sources other things locally as well. I would definitely eat here again any day. read more

Mean Burger - Half of 2 burgers and garlic fries. - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

A good solid burger! Good options with a variety of things to try. The flavor was on point, juicy with lots of fillings. The service was nice and friendly and the place looked like a burger joint. It could have used a little more decor but overall good vibes and food. read more

Mean Burger - Fries - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

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- Very clean - Simple patriotic decor - great burger if you like them thick! Great flavor - Cajun fries and chocolate milkshake went great - front cashier was less than excited to see us, very unenthusiastic read more

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This place has the best turkey burger I have ever tasted! And the garlic fries are absolutely delicious! Thank you so much for your cleanliness, friendliness, and delicious food. Robert is always so polite, friendly, funny, and welcoming. He brings such great energy and always makes the experience even better! I pray that nothing but blessings come to all of you. You absolutely must try this place immediately! I especially love the Humble, TX location. This is definitely the spot! read more

Food was super delicious! Hot and fresh at a reasonable price! Best burger I had in a while!

My husband and I stopped here on our way home. We were craving a good, homemade burger. After searching for places nearby, we decided to take a chance and try it and we're so glad we did! The burgers were absolutely delicious. They were big, juicy, homemade burgers. The fries were crispy, fresh, and just as amazing as the burgers. It had a welcoming atmosphere which made the experience even better. If you're looking for a great homemade burger and excellent fries, I highly recommend stopping by. We'll definitely be back! read more

The burgers are worth taking a detour for. Service is great too. They do a great job in taking your order to be sure you get any modifications in for the fixings the various versions come with. The place itself feels like a typical strip mall experience. Is it the best burger I have ever had? Probably not, but it is still a Mean Burger. I would pass on the sweet tea they had in a bottle. Way too much sugar, and I think that alone is why they remind you to shake it before opening -- yes, I think it has enough sugar to be settling to the bottom! read more

Mean Burger - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

A simple, straight to the point burger joint. Plenty of seating and tables; no grass walls here, folks. I love pineapple on burgers so the Hawaiian was right up my alley. The ham seemed like a bit much so I declined. Food came out fast and I was greeted by a pleasant face. The burger was really good, cooked appropriately and not dry. Fries were hot out the oil and seasoned to perfection. There's a ton of options so I'm sure everyone can find something. There was a steady flow of customers and I understand why. read more

Mean Burger - Mean Hawaiian Burger sans ham and Cajun fries - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

Everything's good here.. fresh meat hamburgers,real bread (not Whataburger fall apart in your hands buns), fresh cut veggies,(not pre cut and out of a bag) made to order burgers.. he's doing everything right and it's a Mean Burger read more

Mean Burger - Cheeseburger - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

This was an absolutely wonderful experience! We are from Florida had asked an employee at the airport for good places to eat between the airport and Conroe. She immediately said Mean Burger. And we were not disappointed. Our kids said it was hands down the best burger they had ever had. Cooked to perfection with fresh ingredients and very well priced! They even have options to make a bowl if you can't do the bun. The staff were kind and accommodating. This is a must go if you are in the area! Don't let the strip mall location fool you, you will be glad you stopped in. Oh and the sweet potato fries and onion rings were fantastic! Thank you for a great meal! read more

Mean Burger - Mean Avocado Burger in a bowl - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

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Best burger I have ever had hands down. The people are so nice and the food came out very fast. I went with my family and we each got something different, but everything was amazing. The restaurant and bathrooms are clean and stocked. Highly recommend! read more

Mean Burger - Mean 'Al Pastor' Burger - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

The burger was delicious and fresh. Veggies were good also. The malt was good also. Nice little neighborhood restaurant.

I ordered the Shroom Burger and it was perfection. The fries were hot and crispy, just the way they should be. Service was also a solid 10/10. I'll definitely be coming back! read more

Mean Burger - Mean Shroom Burger - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

Awful.....lost loyal customer. Food seemed old. not to order. when I called owner hung up in my face twice. and no I wasn't arguing. just reviewing receipt and order. will post pics of dry poorly made burgers. read more

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I ordered online for pickup. I had an errand to run before picking up. My food was ready as promised. The burger was a smashed burger with a spicy sauce. It was like an old fashioned burger from back in the day. The bun was toasted in the middle and the toppings were plentiful. I had to cut it in half and couldn't finish it. I asked for medium well, it was cooked longer but it was fine. I could have used more spicy sauce on the burger too. The garlic fries were very good and flavorful. I enjoyed my meal and will go back. The packaging was nice and the guy at the counter was very pleasant. read more

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While traveling I did a search for a local favorite and this did not disappoint. Bakery buns and a satisfying and tasty burger. Wish we lived closer!! read more

Went in at 9:30am just to check it out. I was able to order a burger & a breakfast to go at 9:30 am just the way I wanted! Love the 50's comfortable decor and fun atmosphere! I ordered a chili over patty hamburger, THE BEST BURGER OF MY LIFE! Beef delicious, cheese fresh & chili that was out of this world & so perfect with hamburger! Seriously, this was the most delicious hamburger I've had in decades! Breakfast was so very fresh! Eggs perfectly cooked, BIG pancakes so delicious & bacon extra crispy cooked just right! Oh my we're going to be repeat customers forever! No I'm not related or know anyone that works here, just thrilled to get GREAT, FRESH & MOST DELICIOUS FOOD in Humble, Texas read more

Some of the best Sourdough Burgers you can ever get in North Houston. It's worth the hype.

Why 5 stars? Because it perfectly hit the burger spot I needed. --- --- --- I was scouting indoor playgrounds in the region that I hadn't taken my son to yet and found one in Deerbrook Mall. The next thing I did was figure out where to eat in the area and Mean Burger was located practically next door (give a few hundred or thousand feet). I was really excited about the menu because pretty much all of the burgers and fries looked great. I opted for the Mean BBQ Burger, but held the mustard. I typically gravitate to BBQ burgers, but this one was a little different. Rather than just having BBQ sauce, it had what was described as almost a BBQ pico-like sauce with chopped beef mixed in. It was delicious. Messy, but delicious. The fries were also great. There are a ton to choose from and I opted for the Mean Garlic Cajun Fries. These were ideal because I love the flavor of garlic, but hate when things are caked so heavily in garlic that you taste it all day. This was right in that happy medium. After the meal, while waiting for my extremely slow eating son to finish, I was looking up coffee spots nearby, but then I happened to see a little sign at the register that said they sold coffee here! Amazing. I sipped on that while the kiddo ate his grilled cheese. I also probably interacted with 4-5 different staff members here and all of them were so nice and helpful. I'm sure that's a huge reason that the ratings are so great here, but it certainly doesn't hurt that the food is awesome too! read more

Mean Burger - Mean BBQ Burger and Mean Garlic Cajun Fries - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

Recently I had lunch at Mean Burger while in the Humble area. I ordered at the counter the Mean Burger w/o onion for $7.19 and added the garlic cajun fries for $4.25 and a soft drink for $2.69. With tax the bill was $15.30. They don't offer combo's here. The food was ready in less than 10 minutes. The burger was served on a delicious sourdough bun with about a 1/2 lb. thick hand formed Angus beef patty. It was a hefty and solid burger that was tasty and enjoyed. It was very good and at a fair price. I didn't enjoy the fries as much due to the garlic flavor. That's my fault as they were delivered as advertised. No points deducted for this. Next time I would order the Cajun fries or maybe just go with plain fries. Parking is in a busy strip center. read more

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Find this place here on yelp, even the locals I was visiting hadn't been here before, but I'm so glad we went. The staff was wonderful, very patient with our order, as there are so many options, and let us customize the burgers. The burgers were huge! Plenty of toppings, thick meat patties, and a wonderfully soft yet slightly toasted bun! It's located in a strip mall near Walmart, but don't be fooled, it was delicious! I will definitely stop by again next time I'm in town. read more

Mean Burger - Baja burger - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

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The food was so good. The wait was very short considering how much food we ordered & the staff is so nice! We got a Mean Pizza Burger, Mean Jalapeño Cream Cheese Burger, Mean Creamy & Sticky Burger, onion rings, sweet potato fries, pizza fries, garlic Cajun fries, kids chicken strip meal, & 3 drinks. With tax & tip everything was just under $70. If we knew how good it was we would've brought cash or tipped more because honestly so good. We will definitely be back read more

Absolutely incredible! This burger is one of the best I've ever had big, juicy, with incredibly tender meat and a rich, flavorful taste that really stands out. You can tell they put care into everything. It's 100% worth going a little out of your way to eat here. The service was great too -- super friendly and attentive. And I can't forget the garlic fries... seriously addictive! Crispy, packed with flavor, and that garlic twist takes them to another level. read more

This burger restaurant opened in the same spot as the former burger place, which many people complained about, including me...for their bad service and numerous disclaimers posted throughout the restaurant. It appears the new owner also utilizes certified Angus beef burgers, similar to the previous establishment. Let's see if the burgers are any better and deserve the current 5 star rating. They currently offer 22 different types of burgers, so it makes it difficult to decide which to order. For my first visit, I ordered the mean burger, with onion rings and a soda from the fountain. Everything is still a la carte here with the new ownership, so this is a $15 combo basically. The burger is fresh beef, about 1/3 lb, using a sweet bun and seemingly the same ingredients as the previous business. To me, they're cheap ingredients, iceberg lettuce, white onion, basic pickles, mustard. There is nothing upscale about this burger. The seasoning on the patty is minimal, too minimal. The onion rings are your standard frozen variety. Service is better now, thankfully. Overall, the experience is too similar to the previous version, so i can only give a 3.5. read more

Mean Burger - Mean burger and onion rings - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

I would love to give mean burger a better review, but after this last encounter, I WILL NEVER PATRON THIS BUSINESS AGAIN. I called to report that there was hair (either human or rodent- due to thickness) in my garlic fries. The manager Robert dismissed me as though it wasn't true. He then said that no one has ever reported hair in their food. He further insulted my intelligence by telling me it was Italian seasoning and not hair. I brought the fries back. He then told me that people complain all the time about hair being in their food. He accused it of being mine. I said i thought you may say that then I picked the hair up and hanging from it was cooked into what appeared to be garlic. When faced with the evidence, Robert got angry and CALLED THE POLICE ON ME. He then angrily and threateningly grabbed the box and threw it away before law enforcement could arrive. He wouldn't even offer an apology. DUE TO VERY POOR CUSTOMER SERVICE... and hairy fries...I WILL NEVER EAT HERE AGAIN, and if YOU must, CHECK YOUR FOOD BEFORE YOU LEAVE. read more

Absolutely the best turkey burger I've ever had...the taste was amazing...plenty of flavor...I got the Mean Shroom Burger with a side of Garlic Cajun Fries and onion rings...everything was absolutely delicious...the service was really good and fast...the inside was clean and roomy...I can't believe I've never eaten here before...but I'll guarantee you...this will not be the last time...my next burger will be the Mean Jalapeno Cream Cheese Burger read more

Mean Burger - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

the fries were amazing! the fountain drinks were perfect sweet. the ketchup was delicious and the burger was unbelievably tasty with hawaiian style bread, flavorful meat and heavenly after tastes i am telling everyoneeeeeee! try this place !!!!!!!! juan "kikke" took our order and was truly customer service excellent! after leaving i drove back and bought the home made desert.....i am diabetic and it wasn't too sweet. tell juan virgilio sent you!!!! read more

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I loved everything! And I mean from the vibrant and playful storefront logo, the SUPERIOR service from the man who took our order (wish I got his name but he could've well been the owner because he gave us a lot of suggestions about the food and knew so much) to the colorful walls, touch of Valentines decor, the FAT A BURGER, and the homemade sourdough buns were !!!!! I wish I could use emoji's to describe what I'm STILL feeling. I can't wait to go back next time I'm in Humble. The burgers were delicious and when you have such a considerate staff, it's all you could ever ask for in a dine-in experience and so they deserve all the 5 stars and more! read more

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This place is BOMB!!!! We are hear visiting from Maryland and saw this place. Decided it looked good and stopped in. The food selection is great and the service was very formative. It was clean and desirable. The food though..... this is probably one of the best burgers I have had in quite a few years. The fries were just as good. Highly recommended this location. Go get a burger and thank me later!!!! read more

Mean Burger - Back is the bacon burger w.cheese left is the egg burger and bottom is the Baja burger. SO GOOD!!!! - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

We ended up in Houston overnight because of flight delays. This place showed 5 stars, and it deserves the rating. Their menu is huge, so we had a hard time choosing a burger. After we did, they made it to us very quickly, and they were awesome. A ranch BLT burger and a jalapeño burger with the appropriate sides. All fresh and piping hot. Add on a vanilla milk shake, and you've got a solid meal. The dining room is bright and clean. It's not fancy, but you don't need fancy for tasty burgers like this. The two owners spent time talking to us and made us feel welcome. If you've got a long stopover at IAH, it's not a long Uber ride over here. read more

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Drove in from The Woodlands as a suggestion from my god daughter who Googled "5star burger" and I can say...I agree. You can taste the authenticity in the meat! Definitely NOT frozen or prepackaged! The fries are substantial & and nice complement to the flavorful burger! I normally remove the bun to reduce carb intake..but I decided this one deserved the full experience! Again...I was not disappointed! No fault of the establishment but they cannot give "knives" outside of the plastic ones offered! Thankfully they served their purpose! cut easily and made this beauty easier to manage! To finish it off we did the shakes as our drink! Mmmmmmm! I typically avoid milk products...well....lets just say it's not pretty after I do! This shake was worth the battle my stomach has with milk! Overall...yes...yes I enjoyed this outing and the cost was definitely manageable & not extravagant! I'd go back! The service was great..prompt, friendly, and knowledgeable! read more

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Excellent burger - highly recommended!!!! Mean burger - makes a really mean burger !! I'll be back !! read more

Mean Burger - My boy eating his burger - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

Great food and tasty burgers the staff is friendly and the place is clean food is served nice and hot. I got the the Mean Burger Double with Cajun fries read more