First time here. So glad we stopped! These burgers are delicious. Had the mushroom burger and the avocado burger with sweet potato fries. Everything was perfect! The buns are yummy and the burgers are juicy. read more

Mean Burger - Mushroom burger - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

Hi Loves First I want to say I have been waiting forever to go to this place. Found this place on YELP and it had amazing views. It is located out in Humble Texas. I was attracted to this place because it is so hard to find a place that sells Turkey & Chicken Burgers. Coming from Los Angeles where we have unlimited Turkey & Chicken burger spots that taste soo good, when I say I have been dreaming about this place - that is an understatement. First it was a cute little spot located next to a Walmart, which means there is a little traffic trying to get to their strip, but not too bad. Customer service was good. No complaints there. Now I got a few things to try out. A Mean Turkey burger with all the fixings and asked for grilled onions and another plain Turkey & Chicken Burger patty only with cheese. They do have a burger bowl that I noticed was being advertised but wasn't aware of it until after I ordered. Would have been nice for them to make that aware since I was ordering two patties, holding the bread. My Turkey Mean Burger was really good. I would have prefered the patty to be a little more seasoned but it definitely did the job. Nice size patties and the buns are so soft, they just melt. I also ordered the Cajun Fries and they was a really nice crispt to it and definitely seasoned to perfection. The Chicken Burger is actually grilled, I would love to see a ground chicken burger on the menu as well but everything was very pleasing still. I will definitely be going back to try out some more items on the menu. They have a crazy fry menu with so many options. One more thing is be prepared to spend 27 cents per sauce! I will definitely give this place a 7/10! Would have been higher had the burgers had more seasoning but it was still worth the wait. read more

Mean Burger - Mean Turkey Burger - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

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It was a good visit. The restaurant was clean and the person working the counter was courteous and prompt. I ordered the Mean Burger, regular fries, and unsweetened tea. Mean Burger boasts home made sour dough buns and 100% Angus beef. The bun was soft and toasted, but strong enough to contain the burger. The hand-formed patty appeared to be ~ 1/3 lb and paired well with the fresh lettuce, tomatos, pickles, onions, and mustard. The hand-cut fries were crisp and well-season. Overall the meal was tasty and filling. The dining area was pleasant and the service good... another good burger spot. read more

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Nah just a burger. Staff is super great though and location sucks and nothing special inside either. It was close to airport which is why I stopped. Cajun fries have too much seasoning on top but the garlic flavor was nice. read more

My burger was good but the customer service was very bad when my mom and brother called about their messed up orders they hung up multiple times and was rude. The vibe inside was ok. read more

I came here because I thought they had a vegan burger. In reality they can sub their burgers for beyond meat but they don't have vegan cheese, mayo etc. so I built my own sandwich. Beyond meat, avocado, sautéed mushrooms, grilled onions, lettuce, tomatoes and pickles. It was great. I also tried their sweet tea which was amazing. My niece had the bbq fries and she said they were bland. The service was amazing. The young lady at the register was very accommodating, sweet and patient. The ambiance was very basic almost like a barn kinda vibe but it was fitting and not problematic read more

Mean Burger - Beyond meat burger - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

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Great experience and really good food with a lot of variety. Juicy and flavorful burgers. Prefer fries to have just a bit more crunch but the seasoning was perfect. Friendly staff, relaxing atmosphere, all in all a good experience and definitely will be back! read more

This is a nice little family run burger spot featuring a large selection of combinations or build what you like. Dine in or take out. Nice thick fresh quality beef and buns. The Chile Relleno Burger is amazing, grab a lot of napkns! Counter service, prompt and friendly. Well worth a visit. The Cajun Garlic fries were excellent too. read more

This little hidden gem is a surprise treat. Everything was crafted in house and burying with well thought flavors. The staff was friendly and made very good decisions. The atmosphere is casual and like a good burger joint. The bread has to be ordered specially it was the perfect complement to the burger! I'm telling everyone about this little hamburger slice of heaven. read more

The name of this place is befitting. It was a mean burger. Cooked well, buns were nice and soft but not soggy, right amount of seasoning, the fries were great too. It definitely was a Mean Burger. read more

Wow. Just wow. I went with my sisters, we all got different style burgers and none were a disappointment. This is the type of meal that you want to take a nap after. Definitely come and try it out. read more

Honestly, it's a great hole in the wall. The owner was behind the counter and we got to talk to him. He's a great guy, really cares about his food and it shows. I will definitely be going back. read more

Mean Burger - Menu - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

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Back today (not for the first time, been back like 4-5 other times lol) and the consistency is incredible. I've NEVER had a bad experience here. The burgers are fresh and the buns are perfect. Also, it's the only burger place that doesn't make me feel groggy afterwards, maybe it's the elite quality of the products. Ate one here and got one to go, as per usual. Robert and his team are standup people, always make me feel welcome and I'll keep coming back Glad to see others feel the same. Btw, very clear sign at the front offering any burger as a BOWL. Eat your heart out, carb counters. read more

Mean Burger - Mean Fried Egg Burger and Bacon Cheese Fries - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

Food, service, and price I would recommend this burger place ñ. The place is kept clean and family friendly. The place is not small but it is not very big. It gets crowded but very quick with be food. read more

Outstanding Burgers, Great Staff that cares for their customers!!!!!! Will continue to dine at Mean Burgers.. read more

First time visiting I tried the fried egg burger with beyond beef cooked well done and no bacon. I was impressed it was a nice sized burger and everything was tasty. The bun was really good soft and sweet! I also had the garlic fries with Parmesan but I was too full to finish them. read more

Mean Burger - Mean Fried Egg Burger w/ beyond beef and no bacon. Garlic Cajun Fries - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

You HAVE to try this place!!! Customer service is amazing and the food is OUTSTANDING! Burger selections are crazy and they are soooo good. The bread is from a local bakery and it's so soft and sweet. This place has the best burgers in town, hands down. I've tried several in Houston and this one honestly has the best burgers and fries. Will be coming back again, over and over. read more

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Pretty decent food, sweet lil atmosphere. The staff was cordial and the food prep was good

Can't rave enough about this place. Always amazing and quick service. So impressed! If you're ever in the Humble, TX are and want a "Mean Burger" this place us a must try. You won't be sorry. read more

Mean Burger - Avocado burger in a bowl with blue cheese added. Cajun sweet potato fries. - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

This burger was soooo good! I've never done anything to this extent with my burger before, but I was glad I took a chance here! First they have soo many varieties of burgers from beef to chicken, and with so many topping options! It's really hard to choose one! Even the owner said he couldn't tell ya which was a favorite. But he did have a favorite/popular fry. I love sweet potato fries so I always get that. But this burger was so juicy and the mac & cheese was in a fried disc on top. It wasn't too overpowering at all. And then he introduced me to their Neapolitan milkshake. It's the cookies & cream with the strawberry! This is a bomb combination! I didn't think I was gonna like it, but I really enjoyed this! I will definitely be back! read more

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This was Amazing from a burger connoisseur! We live in Utah and have traveled around the world and this was one of if not my favorite burger experience. The food was definitely worthy of five stars. It was fresh, delicious and the flavor profiles were perfect. Very friendly owner and staff, professional and personable. Highly recommended!! read more

This was my first time eating at mean burger and it was the best burger I have ever had. The lady at the counter was so nice and gladly described their most popular burgers to me and my boyfriend. We got the Al pastor burger and the mac and cheese burger both of these burgers are what rodeo food wished it was. read more

Fast and friendly service. Myself and work crew of 5 got take out. The burgers were friggin great!!! Love this place! Wish there were more around!!! read more

Fantastic place! I was immediately greeted by the owner of Mean Burger. He spent time going over the menu with me in detail and they have a huge variety of burgers ranging from a normal burger to a pizza burger! The price was very reasonable for a small burger joint and the vibes were great too! My only suggestions is that they start offering beer! Would come here time and time again! read more

Second visit and another delicious burger! The onion rings were tasty, but not quite as good as the amazing fries were last time. I'm definitely visiting anytime I'm in the mood for a burger. read more

Mean Burger - Mean Shroom Burger & Onion Rings - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

We were immediately greeted when we entered. Friendly workers and a clean eating area with lots of seating options. We ordered the mushroom burger and the blue cheese and bacon burgers, with a side of Cajun fries. It all tasted great! Freshly cooked and big portions. The bun was sweet which was different but good. There was plenty of free parking in front. read more

The service was excellent, very kind and helpful staff. I ordered the Mean Burger w/ cheese for a classic taste and my wife ordered a cream cheese jalapeño burger for something different. We sided the burgers with chili cheese fries and onion rings. The sides were good, nothing crazy special about them. The burgers were good. The bun is kind of special and not like what you typically find. They have a hint of sweetness to them. I think the meat could be seasoned better for my taste but the ingredients were in good proportion and well cooked. They have Stubborn Root Beer on the fountain which was a good way to wash it all down. read more

The burgers are very good and well worth a visit. They have many different burgers to suit just about everyone's needs. I will be headed back to try a few more. read more

Excellent ! Service a plus , burgers fresh , fries are ok but union rings are yummy !

The meanest, juiciest, most delicious burgers we have ever tasted 11/10, we will definitely be coming back! read more

Mean Burger - Mean with Bacon burgers, Garlic Cajun Fries - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

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Where to begin? The Chilli Reno burger is amazing! Loved it! Highly recommend! Garlic fries were on point, and the strawb shake was delicious! Great place for a cheat day! Definitely gets napkins for the chilli reno burger, gets soggy in a good way! Only thing I'd do differently is maybe put on a brioche bun? Either way great place! read more

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This is the 2nd time I have been here and both times too greedy to take a picture of my burger before I lay hands on it These are the things I have tried Mean Shroom Jalapeño Cream Cheese Baja Burger Onion Rings Cajun fries with garlic Parmesan Cookies & Cream THEY ARE ALL EXCEPTIONAL! If you thought Dirty Juicy Burger was good and gone........Mean Burger has stepped up and over them! By far one of the best burgers I have ever had. You will not be disappointed. read more

I love they food I'm always coming, a matter of fact I'm on my way back to mean burger for another meal no jokes on my end they take there time on the burgers and they have a friendly customer service when I come to greeting with all smiles read more

Mean Burger - Bussin 11/10 - Burgers Near Me - Humble, Texas

The food was good. We took it to go. It was our first time and the lady at the counter was very helpful!

Best burger around and I love the fact that they let you add an egg! Tons of options, full of flavor, never dry, consistently the best, and never disappoints. The price points are pretty comparable to chain stores depending on how fancy you get. read more

I wish this spot had more locations closer to Katy. It's so good! I had the MEAN Avocado burger and the sweet potato fries. Really great good and the staff is great. Probably good that it's not closer to home because I would be here everyday. read more

Amazing! Food was great! Really good atmosphere. Our employee/server was wonderful, got our food accurate and quickly! I have dietary restrictions and he got everything perfect. read more

Food melts in your mouth every bite you taste!!! Service outstanding and even came to check on us after being seated a few times. We been back here many times and we still go hack here when we are in humble. read more

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Definitely a good burger with vegan / vegetarian options. Service level is great, the owner is very nice.

This place was a new discovery for me and my coworker. We were starving after a long morning of meetings. Staff are friendly and helpful. The place is kept very clean. Burger and fries were hot, fresh and tasty. I had the regular fries but my coworker got the Cajun garlic Parmesan fries. They are good and have a kick to them. I recommend this place and will return. read more