location is convenient if you're looking to grab a dog before speeding down victory avenue at 70 mph. tastes good enough, not a bad deal with the chips, drink, and beans
i used to like coming here for the occasional bite. however, things have changed. as the world grows ever-increasingly more insane, auggie's seems to be inclined to get the message out there: they're serious about wieners, and they're serious about suckin on donald trump's thang
there are at times mini trump "rallies" and an absurd trump "merch table" stationed in the parking lot. the best of the worst of mastic/shirley can be seen frequenting the lot, fighting against the system of relative normalcy and human decency
if you're a fan of putting wieners in your mouth and spending money on shit quality t-shirts promoting an 80 year old, dementia-addled billionaire hopped up on adderall, crafted with love in a chinese sweatshop, this is the spot for you
it's a little goofy considering hot dogs are one of the most homoerotic foods that one can put in their mouth hole, or other available holes if one so chooses
a suggestion: make a hot dog called "the arnold palmer", it's a dog topped with chopped up, well-done steak slathered in ketchup. you consume it by deep throating it while blaming the democrats for all of the strife you're experiencing in life. you can even offer it as a combo for $14.88 where it comes with the dog, a can of soda, chips, beans, and a ""roman salute"" from the staff
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