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i was on amazon and looking through the options for sussy among us toys, i clicked on a toy for my child, And i looked in the description. It said that it was a choking hazard, and thats when my world shattered. Suddenly my child started shitting among us figures. I didnt know what to do when i looked over at my loving sandwich maker, and she was also shitting the little pop it toys. It was the most gruesome scene of my lifetime. I looked down at my hands and i saw red
i was red
i was sus
suddenly they started a vote
"red is sus"
they slowly started to vote me one by one as i started to plead for forgiveness, when suddenly the last vote was in. I was no imposter. I was an innocent man with a loving family, but this toy ruined my life. As i was ejected from the ship, all i saw was the little pop it toys rushing across my face. Suddenly i felt one, it held me in a loving embrace. Now i was y/n, suddenly i didnt miss my wife and child, until suddenly i look behind me and it was my wife. Oh no, i had just had an affair, but the affair was with my wife. She was now the among us, i saw the slightest bit of humanity left in the among us's sexy, shiny headgear. I could not continue with this affair, especially not with my wife, but the lust was too strong. Suddenly me and the among us were making out aggressively. But it was too late, my wife emerged from the suit, watching me make out with the lifeless shell of an among us that was once her. And then, she died. This among us had taken everything from me, but still all that was left was pure lust, i kept making out with the empty shell of an among us, as my wifes dead body layed next to me, this turned me on right away. And then i blacked out. I was back in the real world, holding my child, when suddenly i had flashbacks. The second i let my guard down, she started puking the figures again, i immediately dropped my child (she died) and started running, the small figures that she vomited grew times 100, and started chasing after me. I was running running as fast as i could when suddenly the among us shell was back. It lifted me into it's arms and started running faster than ur mom ever could, we were free. Suddenly the among us let me down and i immediately dropped to one knee with my deceased wifes old engagement ring, and i proposed to the shell of the among us. But then ur mom ran into the picture, she stole the ring and ran away. The shell of among us picked me up and ran faster than colonel sanders and we chased after ur mom, she was fast, but shell of among us was faster. This was very heart wrenching, i never thought that id have to take an engagement ring away from ur mom, but shell of among us was deep in my heart, and i could never forget this moment. Shell of among us and ur mom suddenly got into a fight to the death, i couldnt stand this, i could feel my deceased wife looking down into the ring, she was the announcer. I closed my eyes, sussy among us shell had to win this fight, i wouldnt be able to live with myself if shell of among us didn't. But at the same time i couldnt stand to watch ur mom die. I sat there, watching the two loves of my life fighting in a ring under the refmanship of my deceased wife. Suddenly i hear my deceased wife call out " ur mom has won the fight " i immediately started crying, i was put into an arranged marriage with ur mom and shipped to europe. I will never be the same again. read more