I so could not wait to write this review!
My boyfriend and I decided to have a little romantic getaway weekend to see the most magnificent and sublime Guy Forsythe and decided on the Aloft, as we loved the photos of the lobby, the rooms, and the pool area and the idea of walking to restaurants, bars and shopping!
Upon check-in on Friday night, the front desk gentleman (I am so sorry! I do not recall his name and failed to write it down!) treated us as if we were royalty. When asked if he could recommend a restaurant not yet teeming with other folks and where we would be able to hear each other, as we are on the older side of dirt, he suggested we hit up Thai-Kun! Oh, dear Heavens, the prawns had been marinated with the tears of the Baby Jesus, they were! And we were able to ogle and flirt with each other much to the delight of the wait staff!
The next morning the boyfriend was hanging with his dudes and doing really dudely stuff, so I thought I would have breakfast, maybe do a bit of shopping and lay out by the pool and drink copious amounts of adult beverages so not to subject myself to, you know, dudes!
The lovely Taylor and Ange were manning the front desk and when asked where I could possibly get a Bloody Mary with my breakfast at that unGodly Saturday morning hour, they got on the phone and found me just such a spot a block down! God bless 'em!
Walked my ass down the block, got my first Mary and cup o' joe and decided to do a bit of people watching! The restaurant was steadily getting more and more crowded by a group of, quite frankly, short statured, very handsome but arrogant young men! I actually overheard one of them say at the table next to me, "God, baseball is the stupidest." I kid you not. Once they had gotten up to leave, I asked my lovely waitress (whose name shall remain nameless) who these fine, upstanding young men were. She rolled her eyes and said, "They're hockey players and stay here all the time. They're the dumbest bunch of jerks!" At right about this same time, a young man comes stomping back into the restaurant, jabs his finger at a waiter and shouts in front of the whole damned joint, "Have you found my credit card yet, asshole?!" The waiter states he has never seen the gentleman's credit card. The kind young man rants that everybody here is so stupid and that they better g**damned well find his card and that he has to get on the bus now. I felt so bad for the waiter and called him over to console him and for him to shake it off. He laughs and says the only card presented from said gentleman was a room card.
Couldn't wait to get back to Aloft and tell Taylor and Ange about the great adventure on which they had sent me! They were shocked that hockey players were so short! I said, "I KNOW (Monica Gellar emphasis added!)! They are the best front desk staff evah, they are! When I asked if they could call me a taxi to take me to the nearest convenience store, they directed me to walk in the opposite direction to Whole Foods!
Got to Whole Foods and was admiring and touching and squeezing and smelling all of the lovely produce when what comes over the loud speakers but Moris Day and the Time's "Jungle Love!" Well, what's an old gal to do but flap her arms and sing along, eliciting chuckles from the produce department! The woman nearest me slowly pulled her shopping cart backwards away from me. I disappointedly thought, "Hmm. When I was young, I most likely would have done the exact same thing." And then I thought, "Hell no! I'd have flapped my arms right along with that old bat!" I mean, really?! It's Morris Day and the damned Time! How can you NOT dance in Whole Foods, I ask you? Grabbed my pool beer and left!
Couldn't wait to get back to Aloft and tell Taylor and Ange about the musical grocery adventure on which they had sent me! They giggled and were appropriately shocked and outraged at the lovely shopping cart woman's reaction to flapping arms and sing-a-long! They asked my last name and remembered it! Upon checkout the next day, Taylor told my boyfriend, "Ms. N is so very sweet. Please take good care of her!"
The room was amazing with this frosted glass between the shower and bedroom for making artsy light shows to amaze and delight your Instagram friends! The beds and pillows were divine! The AC was so God blessedly cold for the hormonally challenged! The lovely ladies who replaced the pool towels were delightful!
And Taylor and Ange and, I'm quite sure, the rest of the front desk staff will do everything in their power to ensure your stay is the most fun, the quirkiest, the sexiest, the most invigorating, the most recharging experience ever.
This was not a chain hotel stay.
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