this was our second stop of the evening and tbh, i was low key kinda full from XLB but i'm on vacae so FTW!
i've been informed that this is what the dai pai dongs that i remember from my youth have become now. moved indoors and are actual "restaurants"...but what's that old saying? "you can take me out the hood but you can't take the hood out of me"...yeaaaaah *young jeezy voice* you better believe this place is ratchet AF! bright ass florescent lights, suspect ass plastic stools (i've exceeded max weight capacity on these for sure), wobbly ass table (that you're probably sharing with some randos) with some sort of plastic sheet on it. all that's missing was OG with a wife-beater tank (extra stains), boxer shorts, and shower shoes to make this the for real throwback.
enough ambiance, what's up with the food? live seafood from tanks outside are what to order. pro-tip: make sure you confirm the price and how they sell it (by unit or weight and how much) or you might be in for a helluva surprise when they hit you with the check. i let my host order and everything was on point. we had a mix of fried and steamed stuff (#youknowimcantoneseright) and not one thing was a miss. service was prompt (and surly if you didn't hurry up and order) and the toilet situation, well, lets just say, you're going to hafta think long and hard if what you got going on in your stomach is an actual emergency, ya dig? idk about msg but my beer appears to have counteracted any ill effects lol.
my host insisted on paying (she's scrappy and i'm not tryna brawl over the check here) so i can't speak on prices. i can tell you, i wanted to come right back the next night, though. til next time, mantis prawns... read more