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We were immediately sat down by our hostess, a youngish Chinese woman wearing a gold Cheong Sam dress as I recall. Our waiter was a middle aged Cantonese man in his 40's, slim, and slightly balding. No greeting came out from him. He didn't say much and just handed us our menus. Since my Cantonese language skills aren't up to par with my cousin Hoi's, he promptly asked "Lee-dee haai deem mai ah?" translating to "how are these crabs purchased?" In reference to scale weight made to order. We had three choices of crabs: small, medium, and large and I recall the large crabs were priced at $110USD each and $88 USD each for the medium crabs. I don't mess with smalls, ya heard?
"$110 bucks for one crab? Dat's hella expensive!" was the first sentence that muttered out immediately.
None the less, I reminded myself of the heaping amounts of fried garlic and prompted told our waiter "Ma sieng, luo yat gaw gzui dai jek haai tong mai yat gaw jong ma geh", translated to "Hurry up and get met one large crab and one medium." We ordered them to cooked together typhoon style. We added 3 large "Jew Yim Lai New Haa" AKA Salt n Pepper Pissing Shrimp priced at $35 USD each. We also ordered a specialty seafood fried rice, 6 large steamed razor clams with garlic on a clear noodle bedding, and a vegetable dish of stir fried garlic "dao mew" AKA pea vines. As we sat and waited for our order I observed the patrons around us and was not surprised to see mostly tourist like ourselves. The table to my right were PRC folks, judging by their strong Rrrr's in their spoken Mandarin I'm assuming they're Northern Chinese. The table to my left was Caucasian folks that spoke some type of European language I could not decipher. Out of the entire place the only folks speaking pure English were us three Asian faced folks. Shocker, huh?
Alas, our two main awaited dishes arrive:
Typhoon Shelter Crab: Two crabs, one large and one medium Mud Crab. They were deep fried to perfection and buried with heaping amounts of crispy fried garlic bits, scallions, chili peppers, and fermented soy bean. The fumes alone cleared my sinuses. Oh Heavenly Father, strike me like the Ecstasy of St. Teresa. This was a total orgasmic experience, comparable to the feeling of copulating with an attractive woman. The best part were the claws. So massive, so meaty, the texture was moist, light and very mild but still flavorful in it's own crustaceous right. I could tell that these were flown from Australia judging by my tongues senses. And my tongue knows a lot of senses. Normally, deep fried crab takes away the crabs juices and flavor giving you a dried product but we went in on a good day and our chef was able to perfect the crabs without drying out it's flesh in the hot oil. One hint of advice, mix the garlic with the crab meat, it's the perfect blend! And save the garlic bits for your rice. Mmm Mmm...Since my cousin Hoi isn't a big crab fan, Kevin and ran the train through this dish and devoured our two delicious crabs and left about 10% of the garlic on the plate.
Salt and Pepper Pissing Shrimp: Three large 12-13" specimens, these are the barred white/black types, deep dried and again, covered with heaping amounts of garlic. They were left whole with a pair of scissors to dissect them. I am an expert at peeling pissing shrimp as I eat this dish during every dinner when I am in Cantonese cities. I prefer them fried with salt n pepper n garlic but "chek sook" AKA blanched is also very good. The blanched method allows the one to enjoy the sweetness of its flesh more compared to hot frying. Our shrimp was deep fried to perfection with the meat faintly reminding me of crab and lobster, but definitely on it's own level. So good, so fine, oh you were so beautiful.
Overall our journey to Under Bridge Typhoon Crab was an excellent experience. Customer service was almost non-existent but hey, this isn't a high end eatery. If you want service you need to yell and demand, that's how us Chinese folks get things done. Totally worth the trip and if you can cough up the dough it is truly worth going. I've had typhoon style crab at various restaurants and Dai Pai Dong's in HK but Under Bridge Spicy Crab is just way better. This place is not cheap either; we spent nearly $400 USD for just us three for 2 crabs, 3 shrimp, some clams and two other dishes plus drinks.
Oh Mr. Bourdain, how I envy you. Our experience was unforgettable but you actually had the chance to have typhoon crab in a typhoon shelter on a Tanka style boat. I must thank you for sparking my interest in trying typhoon crab again in Hong Kong. read more