I would rather have Genghis Khan spoon feed me a soup made from his toenail clippings, butt sweat, and blackheads than ever, ever, ever, return to this truly irredeemable establishment. My friend Sarah and I accompanied her mother to a summer concert there, which had been moved from the beach due to inclement weather on 8/10/16. All four waitresses blatantly ignored us for half an hour - there were probably 30 patrons who came to the bar, ordered food and drinks, and received them before one of the waitresses so much as looked at us, even though they filled many cups of water less than a foot away from us! Sarah's mom finally flagged down a waitress, who was immediately rude, and ignored us for 10 minutes while she took orders from patrons who had arrived moments after Sarah's mother's request! When this waitress, Colette, finally returned, she was brusque and unpleasant. Sarah, a 21 year old woman who wanted to spend her hard earned money at this establishment, asked for a Narragansett Tall Boy, very politely. Colette bellowed, in front of the very crowded bar, "NO!" Sarah and I sat there, completely stunned. Colette then barked, "Can I see some ID?" When Sarah produced her ID, Colette made a huge show of getting her reading glasses from the register, to read Sarah's name ALOUD to the rest of the patrons, and remarked, "You just look like a child! I was afraid that a child was trying to get a drink at the bar. I DIDN'T WANT TO SERVE A CHILD AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE!" and looked around, like she had told the funniest joke in the history of the world. My friend Sarah is small in stature, but clearly looks and carries herself in a way that shows that she is not, in fact, a child. Sarah and I sat there, stunned by Colette's rudeness. Sarah's mother was clearly with us, and we were the youngest people at this bar by at least 30 years. If this establishment wants to stay in business for even 5 more years, they need to pay attention to the younger crowd. Colette and her coworkers insulted Sarah in front of a crowded bar after ignoring us for half and hour. She then remarked that it was "nothing personal", when in fact she had made very loud, very rude, and very personal remarks about her. When we got our food, it was cold, poorly made, expensive, small, and tasted terrible. The lobster roll, which was $18, was full of rubbery, tasteless chunks of lobster that was the same size as a small sausage. The fries tasted like they had been fried in oil that hadn't been changed since the bar opened years ago. They were also cold. When Colette asked us how our food was, we didn't respond. This caused her to come over and say, "What, do you not like the food?" Sarah finally said, "The food is okay, just... just, the service is bad. You were very rude." Colette, instead of apologizing for offending Sarah in front of a bar full of people, starts to blame Sarah for taking offense to her comments. When we say that we were ignored for half an hour by all of the waitstaff, Colette began to scream that she and her coworkers were "in the weeds, and were really busy." Colette, who yelled at us loudly in a crowded bar tried to shame us for telling her than she gave us poor service. Her manager comes over, watches the entire conversation, and then walks away. The manager later returned and spoke to us, asking if we had had some problems earlier. We said yes, and I began to say, "We were here for half an hour and were completely ignored by all of the staff," when the manager cuts me off and says "We were short staffed and no one was actually ignoring you!" I looked her dead in the eyes and said, "I know that you're going to fight me every step of the way on this, so I don't want to talk with you." I then sipped my beer and turned my body away from her. Despite this, she continues to try to interject, as Sarah and I were getting up to leave. She tried to stop us, until another patron asked her a question. It is clear that The Windjammer values the money of tourists over the money of people who live and work in the area. I will never return to this terrible establishment. If I could give it 0 stars, I would. read more