I know this is going to sound ridiculous. I mean, it already does to me…read more
I live in Morris, and if you are not familiar with Morris, let me tell you a short story. It's a tiny town outside of Litchfield. Population, 2,300. We don't have anything in town, except a post office, library, gas station, small restaurant, and liquor store. Basically everything we need LOL.
Well, our gas station, this XtraMart, is staffed by wonderful people who know us all. I go in every morning for a pack of smokes and they are waiting for me.
But what I am really reviewing here is the Breakfast Sandwiches. Yeah, you read that right. Gas. Station. Breakfast. Sandwiches.
Why? BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING SO SIMPLY DELICIOUS IN YOUR SHORT LIFE, MY FRIEND.
They are made in house in the tiny deli (Deli Joes). Wrap your mind around this. One, soft, fresh, bulkie roll. TWO, yes I said TWO fried eggs. A MASSIVE pile of perfectly crisped bacon, sandwiched between the two fresh, fried eggs and two pieces of perfectly melted American cheese. All this for LESS than $3. I pay more for the frozen/microwaved/crap deals from fancy places. They offer plain cheese, bacon, sausage, and EVEN a veggie option for you non-carnivorous people out there. If you are ever driving through Morris between 6-8:30 AM, you have to stop and try one of these. You can thank me later.
***ALSO- The first of every month you get FREE coffee. You're welcome***