If you dug yourself a hole, you probably went to SHOVEL HOUSE
If you want to apologize, get on your knees and GROVEL HOUSE
If you're Tom Hanks, then you're probably at APOLLO HOUSE
But if you want hash browns, come right now to WAFFLE HOUSE
If it's Xmas time then they will decorate, it's BAUBLE HOUSE
In 1985 Chicago it's the Superbowl SHUFFLE HOUSE
If they hire really old baristas then it's FOSSIL HOUSE
But if you want the best Patty Melt, you come to WAFFLE HOUSE
If they try Lebanese-Taiwanese Fusion it's FALAFEL HOUSE
If they do double-size dishes it's F**king COLOSSAL HOUSE
And if they serve straight liquor to pre-teens then it's UNLAWFUL HOUSE
But if you want the best late night food, then you go to WAFFLE HOUSE
If you're speeding like a motherf**ker then it's THROTTLE HOUSE
And if you have to stop for gas then please replace the NOZZLE HOUSE
And if you crash and break your leg, still come here, you can HOBBLE HOUSE
Because there's nothing better than the hash browns here at WAFFLE HOUSE
If you're religious, go to ST JOHN THE APOSTLE HOUSE
If you want a crappy meal, go instead to AWFUL HOUSE
If Barbi and me take you to our workplace then it's BROTHEL HOUSE
But if you want the best patty melt, go to WAFFLE HOUSE
If you're a dictator then we're all going to TOPPLE HOUSE
If you wanna f*** an ugly person try BEER GOGGLE HOUSE
And if you're drunk and you can't get it up then just give ORAL HOUSE
But if you want the best late night food, go to WAFFLE HOUSE!
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So if you walk like a duck and talk like a duck, then you should go to Waddle House instead.
This is an absolutely wonderful Waffle House on every level. They had some of the best service imaginable and were open during the storm. However, they were not very nice to us on the second night when we came back here hoping for some more food, and wouldn't let anybody in even though our part of the city had no power or food, and they did here in Stafford. But I can understand considering the circumstances. Based on that experience I would have given and one star because it was a nightmare. But if I focus just on the first night and how well they treated us, I will give them five stars. However, the third trip will be the Tell-Tale. When the storm hit there was nobody as welcoming and wonderful as these guys honestly. That's why I choose only to review them based on the first night.
In any case, I have always been in love with Waffle House Hash Browns. I get them with everything on them - even the Jalapenos, although sometimes not the cheese. Especially the chunks of ham and the chili, so good. They often make me run to the bathroom though. This place makes them as well as any... absolutely spectacular Hash Browns all the way... especially with the onions, ham, chili. And their patty melt, and chicken patty melt - sensational. And don't get me started on that awesome sausage breakfast sandwich.
My reviews are full of waffle, and so is Waffle House. Match made in heaven, am I right. read more