Place is a money hole. $10 to park in rocks and dirt. $20-$30 for "vip" parking. Security are complete jerks. $40 for terrible hookah, the food is terrible. The waitresses stay on their phones all night. They locked the doors at 1:20am and wanting to charge my friend $30 to get in at 1:30 and they close at 2. Excuse was they want to close down and don't want anyone else coming in. Completely ridiculous and wrong for scamming ppl out of extra money after 1:20. The dj was garbage and and mc screams over all the songs all night trying to dance with every girl. Place is very lame. Much better establishments literally on the same street. Would never return or recommend. read more

I'll rate this place negative stars if I could. The owner is trash, unprofessional, unethical and lacks customer service. After spending $1000 there with my friends just 2 weeks before, my friends and I return again just to get kicked out overall a coal change request. After all this is a hookah lounge. This place has become a direct reflection of his owner which is why it's constantly losing business. My crew and I are done with this place. Bad leadership and service shouldn't be rewarded!! read more

DO NOT GO HERE! 0/10 service. The manager is rude!!! So are the servers and security! Came here one night to have a good time with my girls. They didn't let my friend in because she had a mesh shirt on. Their dress code does not mention mesh or "see thru" tops for women. I required to speak with the manager. He didn't even try to listen to my concerns. He automatically put us out of the club. This place is a huge scam! As many times as I've been here, they will never get my business again. Highly disappointed. read more

Pros: Great service, strong drinks, great DJ, great hookahs Cons: paid to park, did not have anything visible in my car, yet it still got broken into. They have ZERO security watching your vehicles, so the likelyhood of your car getting broken into is very high. The parking attendants where there, yet no one saw or heard anything! Bottom line: Good spot, but I no longer feel safe parking my car here AT ALL. This place needs to have LOTS of security in order for me to come back. I work very hard for my money, and the last thing I need to be worried about is my car being vandalized, ESPECIALLY if I PAY to park. I WILL NOT recommend this spot to ANYONE unless they take an Uber to and from. Unbelievable! read more

I've come to the conclusion that they do not clean their hookah. I went in March and I ended up getting the flu. I hadn't been anywhere but there & I went two days in a row. Fast forward, my home girl & I went last week now I have a very bad mucus cough and she has strep throat!!!! read more

I am amending my review based on my most recent experience at Uptown Hookah on July 18, 2009. I visit Uptown Hookah fairly regularly but on this night I was bringing some people from out of town for their first hookah experience. I figured Uptown would not be crowded, it would be relaxed and a good first experience for my family. We attempted to park the two vehicles in the empty parking lot. After we parked and bgan walking toward the door, a guy approached us about paying $5.00 per vehicle. It's not the money but I refuse to pay to park any place where I am coming to patron their business. I'm coming to spend money at your business and you want to charge me to park!!! WTF That is the biggest pet peeve of mine. And whats funny is that, there is a Sams Boat (over flow parking lot) behind Uptown where they charge $3.00 per vehicle and is only 10 feet away. But there was no way I was going to pay $5.00 per vehicle. I go in to talk to a manager and there is NOONE in there. The place is completely empty other than the manager who is sitting at the bar talking to the bartender. The manager tells me that they always charge and I tell him he is a lie because I come there regularly. There was two other occassions that I have had this problem with Uptown. On one ocassion, I told the parking lot attendant that I was not going to pay and that I would take it up with the manager. He told me, dont worry about it, but had the nerve to say, "Well if people dont even want to pay $5.00 to park they probably arent going to spend any money in the business anyways". The second time, I was going to meet a friend there on a Sunday night. He arrived before me and was told he had to park. Of course I told him not to and to wait for me. When I got there I told the parking attendant that I was not asking him to valet my vehicle and that I wasnt going to pay him anything. I told him that I was tired of them always trying to haggle money on the parking for an establishment that rarely has a crowd anyways. Well, with my family with me, it was a complete embarrassment. I left and will never go back. I can smoke narghili from Cafe Europe, Ya Ya Marys, Ranoush, or a few other hookah bars for free. It's obvious we only go for the hookah as there is usually no crowd. Next they will be charging a cover at the door We ended up at Cafe Europe that night, and though it was a little more expensive, the accomodations were great. Id rather pay more money somewhere else than pay to park in the parking lot of a business I am bringing people and money to. read more

OK, so I am not a smoker. I smoke one (or two) cigars a year when on Vacation just for fun, but generally I can't stand smoke. I had never tried smoking from a Hookah, so you could imagine my surprise with the realization that Hookah smoke is completely clean( meaning it doesn't have the after taste cigars and cigarettes have)!! Woo hoo! Don't be fooled, you will still choke if you inhale it wrong, but it's pretty fun. We went to this place on a Saturday night and it was EMPTY. There were probably another 10 people in the whole entire place. The parking is $5 and it's not even Valet. I wasn't too thrilled that we had to pay $5 to park the car in a unpaved lot. My friend ordered the Hookah and it took them about 10-15 minutes to prepare it for us. We actually played a pool game while they got it ready. I, of course, was winning the game but didn't want my friend to feel bad that a girl beat him... so I let him win. Yes, I am very compassionate. The place is just an OK establishment, looks a little worn out. We sat outdoors and it was actually a very nice night. I think it was an overall great first time Hookah experience and will definitely do it again. We smoked the mint flavored only, but I hear they have a lot of great choices! read more

Terrible terrible terrible. How does an establishment charge $10 a person for cover on a Friday night when the place is empty, and then charge $5 to park your own car ?!? Drinks are also extremely over priced...I would highly suggest going elsewhere for hookah. This place is too money hungry. read more

Save your coin and spend it elsewhere. The service at this hookah place is worse than any establishment I've ever been to, the staff is rude and stares you down for no reason and the location itself is dingy and disgusting. I wanted to like this place but there is no quality of experience at all. The dude who set up the hookahs didn't even know what to do when we told him it was too harsh. All staff needs to be fired and trained better. Major mean girl energy from waitresses. read more

This is a decent little hookah lounge. Unfortunately, the service could be better. First of all you have to pay for parking. Either $10 for upfront or $5 for in the back. Then they claim they have free wifi, however, I was never able to connect. Also if you want more coal you have to go outside and get your own. Employees walking around and servicing you is non existent. Even if you go and ask they claim they'll come but they don't. Over I did enjoy the music and the comfy vibe with my guest. That was about it though. read more

Uptown Hookah - Fantasy flavor - Hookah Bars Near Me - Houston, Texas

Great place to hang out! Decent DJ. Good vibes! Food is good, and people seem to enjoy themselves

great place to chill from a night after. They also updated the food and have brunch on Sat and Sunday all $8 with $8 hookah and frozen drinks. Music is on point and daily specials Sunday to Saturday read more

Me and my friend came here on a Thursday night after work and we had an amazing time!! Our waitress Kayla was the best waitress I have had here in Houston. She was attentive, sweet and made sure we were taken care of the entire time. The food was good, the hookah was good and affordable. $25 for hookah is unheard of!! The music was good and the drinks were good and strong. Also drink were affordable. Me and my friend had three drinks a piece, quesadillas and wings and our total came out to around 55-60 before tip. Highly recommend this spot for a chill night. read more

Would give 0 stars if I could. Parking was $10. Cheap DIY decorations on the wall. Crusty couches. If you come to this place pay cash because the servers will tip themselves on your credit card. That is stealing! Adding unauthorized tips to peoples bills is probably a regular activity for this lounge that goes unnoticed. If the workers are that desperate for money then it just goes to show how trashy of a hookah lounge this place is. Would not recommend this establishment to anyone. I will be telling all my friends and family to stay away. read more

CARLOS the Manager has been having relations with a waitress named Zayda (name maybe spelled wrong) who is known for fluffing peoples tabs for her benefits. They've constantly had issues with waitresses and bartenders doing this and has fired them for doing so but not Zayda. She is currently still working at uptown and the PDA that Carlos and the waitress has displayed is extremely unprofessional and uncomfortable to the guest. I have questioned the waitress for this issue and because her boyfriend who happens to be the manger; instead of correcting his employee he gets in our faces disrespects us, curses us out and bands us guest. He is extremely disrespectful and unprofessional and because of his treatment towards guest I do not recommend this place to anyone. His girlfriend will always come first before the actual guest! read more

Uptown Hookah has really transformed itself into a dope little spot, especially considering the amount of competition it has with other local hookah spots/bars around the vicinity of Richmond/Westheimer/Chimney Rock. On most nights of the week, it's pretty slow. A quiet spot to bring a first date or your side chick. Not many people, and you can really duck away into a little back booth. The spot boasts a well-sized room with areas sectioned off by walls (hence the side-chick part). It has a decent sized bar with seats, some tables in the center of the room, booths along the walls, and a couple closed of sections you can reserve for bottle service. And don't forget, plenty of TVs for those of us who watch sports. Their drinks are good & their hookah is pretty strong. That's a plus! Their all new "Culture Thursday's" really being the people out with drink specials until 9PM & hookah specials until 8PM. It gets PACKED! Live DJ, bottle service, good ass music. It's a win win. Most ONLY annoyance - the parking lot is HUGE, and they still want to hoe to pay either $10 for the front lot or $5 for the back lot. And it's not even VIP Gross. All in all, one of my fave Thursday evening spots! read more

This is one of my favorite Houston clubs. Yes, they only have like one waiter and 2 bartenders so service sucks and waiting is long especially once it gets packed but... Pregame. Music is beyond great. Parking lot in the back is large and close enough you don't have to walk far or feel lost. This place is one of my secrets of Houston. I give 4 stars because they really should improve the customer service but then again.. if they do everyone and their mom would be there and it wouldn't be as available and lit. So i guess it's safe to say it's a great CLUB not lounge. PREGAME. read more

Great vibes good music good customer service. Cheap prices. Def recommend if you're in the galleria area. Blueberry ice hookah is my favorite read more

Great drink specials, the hookah is flavorful and strong and they refill coals constantly, great music. Definitely a chill vibe to come with friends. read more

If you like hood af then this place is perfect for you. The saying you get what you pay for definitely applies here. You'll pay pennies for hookah, drinks and valet (compared to other places in Houston), but you'll get that type of service as well. We valeted, came in and my bf got denied of his $950 Hermes sandals LOL. ok cool, he walked home (since we live in the new builds behind this trashy place), changed into closed toe Balenciaga shoes and was still denied entry. At this point I'm thinking it's discrimination because how are you going to tell a Nigerian man that what shoes are to him, should be the same thing as your dirty too small, too tight, ran down Jordan's. The manager with the dreads and naked face caught the right one today (maybe it was the cheap drinks that got me feeling hype), but he could kick rocks (oh sorry it seems like he does that enough in those Jordan's). Please go here only if you like a cheap good time. If you're looking for good customer service, then go elsewhere. read more

They are childish and truly unprofessional. I think customer service is important and they are poor at best. NEVER going back.

Bdup, bdup! I can only come here on 1st & last Fridays of the month b/c it's Carribean Nite. My guy came in from Chicago, what better place to show him that HouTex got flay'va? Bdup! So much real culture, real reggae, salsa, rass'clads, bumba'clads, rude'bwoys, & rude'gals. Got friends from the islands and they feel it when they're here; so i know it's legit. Tough to get drinks after 11p on a nite like the afore mentioned. Just dont spill it, somebody will probably slip on the dance floor (& the drinks are comparably pricey). Flavored tobacco is not my favorite grass to toke, instead i usually go on the back patio to politik or get some fresh air. Back inside we gets bizzy! Flags waved to national club anthems and bass helping ya move to da'riddems. Nothing conventional here, you're not even supposed to dance, ya boogy. Caan'yundastand me? Get over yourself expecting finely decorated walls and clean floors. If the floors are dirty, the staff could be lazy, or the place may be *that* live. There are nice looking places that are lame, but here you have the polar opposite. Not exaclty hole-in-the-wall, but sho'nuff happening. Been here multiple times, it only gets better. read more

Uptown can be a hit or miss. One of the best places to go for hookah, drinks && a live DJ. About the Hookahs: they carry Haze (best shisha ever!!) and fantasia brand. All the hookahs are ONE hose, so if you are looking for the multiparty hookahs this is not the place. The prices are great compared to other hookah spots! Drinks: the prices are average for this area of town. No happy hour on the weekend, but awesome specials on the weekdays. Bottoms up right? By far some of the greatest bartenders I've met. Friendly && strong ass drinks! Turn up!! Food: well it's bar food. The chicken wings a bomb! && they serve chicken and waffles. read more

I had so much fun the other night! It was really packed and I think there was a room with a private party going on. We sat outside and just chilled :) The atmosphere was awesome. I love how it was soo laid back. Got an apple flavor hookah going, drinks to keep us buzzin, and a great group of friends. One of my friends in the group knew the owners and we got to meet them. They're super nice! I believe they had their own party next to us and they were having a ball! It's an awesome place to hang out with great company...perfect way to end a work filled week! :) read more

This place is cool. I enjoy hookah's and they have a great variety of flavors. I went this past Monday night and had a blast. I enjoy the cabana seating outdoors and the clientele that comes in as the night progresses. I have never ordered any of the food, but I've eaten their buffet enough times that I can say it's pretty good stuff. This place is extremely pricey on the drinks, which knocks it down a few stars. It shouldn't cost that much to get a few drinks here. However, given that it's always empty here, I guess they gotta make their $$ somehow. This place is great if you have a group, or people from out of town and you want to impress them with a hookah spot. read more

An interesting, unique hookah experience for sure, but the dingy atmosphere and hit or miss service make it unappealing. I've been here a couple of times with friends just as a change of pace from other more traditional hookah places. This place is a mixture of a dance club and a hookah bar/place. It has a bar, dance floor, and DJ booth along with seating all around. My main gripes with Uptown Hookah are that the place is very dark and dingy. It just doesn't feel clean. The inside just seems really divey. Also their beer selection is pretty bad, and they are typically out of a number of beers the 2 times I've been there. Hookah is $16 for a water base, $22 for a well liquor base, and $25 for a Premium liquor base. Their flavors are good, but I don't think they give you very much shisha for the price. I would however recommend the "Swagberry" flavor. It's pretty good. Also they won't give you 2 hoses, even if you have 7 people like we did. Mixed drinks and drink prices are pretty typical of a nightclub, so I've got no complaints there. Food is surprisingly good. The Jalapeno Poppers I got were fresh and tasted good. So a thumbs up to the food. The DJ was really good. Plays nothing but rap but his song selection was on point. I' think overall if they just made the inside look nicer it would go a long way. Right now it looks like they don't care about how it looks. read more

Service: horrible. two waitresses I've had are nice, but you see them every blue moon. Atmosphere: loud 24/7, not a good place to come and chat with friends. Hookah: the worst!! Their bowls are barely full, and after two rounds of coals (which suck) they force you to buy another bowl, even of there's more shisha (flavor). Parking: sucks. If you get there early enough, it's free. Otherwise, $10 for parking, $5 for parking on dirt gravel in the back. This place went way down and I'll probably never go back. read more

The bartender was VERY RUDE FOR NO REASON. We asked that she remake our drinks because she touched the lemon and cherries with her BARE HANDS AFTER TOUCHING MULTIPLE CREDIT CARDS. She then told her manager and he was just as rude. They then proceeded to kick us out because they was not following the proper sanitary rules. Me and my friends was very disappointed And may not ever return. Due to covid you should always want your customers to feel comfortable. She even yelled BYE IN OUR FACE VERY UNPROFESSIONAL AND UNPLEASANT. Worst customer service EVER! read more

This place was terrible from start to finish, the parking lot was gross and the front door didn't look inviting at all. But that's fine, I was there to go inside not sit outside. The inside wasn't much better, as soon as we walked in everybody was giving my group weird looks and made us feel unwelcome and unwanted there. None of the staff greeted us or told us where we could sit. We ended up ordering hookah from the bar and sitting outside, as they told us that we could only smoke outside (there were people smoking hookah inside). then the waitress finally came up to us and kept asking where our number was, a number which we never received after paying for the hookah. When we finally got our hookah it was okay, however the person dealing with the hookah didn't seem to know what he was doing when it came to setting it up for us. I wouldn't come here again unless it was under new management and the staff was changed or at the very least trained to be decent people. read more

went here with a group of friends (non-black POCs) and was really disturbed by how we were treated by the staff. we sat at a table for a while and were completely ignored by waitstaff. we went up to the bar to order and were met with attitude and rudeness, not even offered menus. the worst part? we were told that if we want to smoke hookah that we had to sit outside on the patio because thats where they serve hookah. yet there were several tables indoors smoking hookah.. we went outside and were not served despite paying at the bar, had to go up and ask for our hookah. honestly felt like we were discriminated against, everyone was very rude and gave us dirty looks the minute we walked in. it was very upsetting seeing the tables next to us being checked on by the staff and we were not once approached. will not be back read more

We were trying to find a hookah joint to go smoke after dinner and we decided to go to Uptown Hookah based on driving distance alone. What a mistake that was. I knew we were not gonna have a good time when I was charged $5 for parking (more like a gravel pit), and the lot was pretty much empty. Huh? The unfriendly bouncer gave us the side-eye before letting us in. Once inside there were about 3 people there that were not employees. On a Friday night that's pretty sad. The vibe was similar to a crappy strip club (anybody saw that movie "The Players Club"?) After looking at the price list and the condition of the place, we decided to just get the hell out of there. read more

This place is chill, first time here. Came here on a Saturday night...good drinks, hookah is on point, and the DJ was playing a nice mix of old and new hip hop and r&b hits. Crowd was dressed from casual to dressed. I wore a nice top, jeans, and some heels. $5 to park and no cover, but I honk they have a cover on the first Friday events which I think is reggae. Cool spot... definitely will come back. read more

Went to Uptown last Friday for a small birthday gathering. We arrived about 10:30 pm and were the first people inside. I asked the doorman if the place usually gets busy and he let me know that it does some time later, so we stuck around. We chose a booth seat and went to the bar to order drinks and hookah. The bartender let us know he would send our hookah to the table, which he did. The hookah and drinks were good, but the service was terrible. Although the place never filled up, Our coals constantly needed to be replaced, and there was no one to assist. I saw a guy replace the coals at another table, but when I asked him for new coals he told me he was busy. The coals were so bad we weren't able to smoke the hookah for over an hour. We also ordered food from the bartender, who was very friendly again and let us know our food would be sent over. Unfortunately, our food did not arrive for at least 45 minutes later. I would not recommend Uptown. There are plenty of hookah places around that have better service and are attentive to their customers. read more

First Friday's are the best time to go. Live reggae band will perform for about two hours

Love Uptown Hookah, the location is cool, entry is free all night and parking is cheap! I only had one incident. Got to Uptown around 9:45ish and it took at least 20mins for someone to take our order, strike one. So then is was 10:45 and still nothing. Strike two. Got the attention of some random worker to take our order yet again and after about 30mins of nothing, I got pissed. Strike three. So I demanded the manager. He came over apologizing and such offering us hookah and refills and drinks of our choice on them which was cool cause I don't play lol. Everybody has their nights but it wasn't THAT busy to where we had to wait 2hrs for service, sorry not sorry. But I'll still be going cause I love this place! read more

Friday nite is THE NITE TO GO if you love a dope Reggae band../ I had every bit of fun.. Also the Hookah is off the chain.. Just a very chill environment (: Be prepared to pay for parking - whyyyyy tho?!?! ): read more

Manager denied service 20 minutes before the establishment closed, I am furious. Get of work to spend my hard earned money and can't get any service. She was very rude, and I don't plan on ever returning to this establishment. I asked for corporate number and she denied it to me ! Never coming here again ! read more

My review is for drinks and hookah only. The food was a nonissue. This place definitely has lost some of the glamour that the photos show from 5 years ago, but it is still a great place. On a Thursday night, the well drinks were $3.00 and the hookah setup was only $15 with a $10 shisha refill. Two people were able to smoke for several hours on the two bowls and I am sure we left a half full pot because it was almost 11pm. Fairly attentive, but I don't mind going to the bar for things anyway. The coals were replaced often and burned for a long time. I will definitely be back to this place. There were maybe 10 other customers and the music inside was very loud and not my style, but sitting outside on a breezy night was wonderful. read more

First time visiting this place, we got their almost 12am. Immediately upon arrival we noticed it would be pretty crowded, their was a line to pull into the lounge. All of the free parking was taken, so we did the pay to park. Depending on how close you want to be, parking was $5-10. Soon as you walk in the place was live and crowd was dancing and having a good time. There was absolutely nowhere to sit except outside or in the back. They have no waitresses, so you basically have to do everything yourself, order your food, drinks, hookah, etc. The hookah costs $15 and drinks were reasonable. The DJ had us going all night with the perfect mixes. We had a good time despite the self-serve service idea. read more

I will never be back and I will encourage my friends to no visit this place as well. If I hadn't already paid for parking I would've simply left. Was sitting at the table for a about 10 minutes and the waitress never came. Ended up having to order food and drinks at the bar. We watched both waitress go to each table around us and never came to acknowledge us. Couldn't even get something as simple as water or napkins. Brought it to the managers attention because at that rate it had been an hour and nobody ever came. We had to continue to go to the bar to get our stuff which was frustrating, because everybody around us was getting waited on and I didn't get off of my job to work someones else's. The manager was rude, unprofessional, and didn't seem to give a damn when I was simply trying to explain to him the issue. This was is my 1st (and honestly last time here) and nobody has come to the table and that's unacceptable. He dead-ass looked me in my face and said "well what do you want". They tried to blame the lack of service on bingo, but we were there long before bingo even started. It was the fact that the waitresses kept flocking to certain tables and taking shots and didn't care about nobody else but the people they felt was going to run up a tab or something. After about an hour an 5 mins the waitress finally came over with a damn attitude and at that point I was over it, because if you can't take criticism and accountability I will take my hard earn dollars somewhere else. The only reason I stayed was because we had already paid for parking, food, drinks, and bingo. One thing this establishment don't have to worry about anymore is ME! read more