My cousin and I stopped by this food cart after walking around the Astoria Sunday Market…read more It took 46 minutes to receive our orders after paying, and I'm pretty sure that's due to the staff being extremely stoned, but we forgave this as soon as we bit into our burgers. My cousin ordered the Oklahoma Double Smashburger, and I ordered the Bacon Black and Blue. I thought I had ordered a double, and she thought she had ordered a single, so we ended up moving one patty from her burger to mine. I was really, really hungry. I devoured my burger and fries. I was a little disappointed that fries were the only potential side (all burgers automatically come with fries), but, given how much trouble the staff had keeping orders straight, maybe they don't need to be adding menu items. The Oklahoma was the first decent Oklahoma smashburger I've found anywhere. Both of our burgers were true smashburgers, with caramelized patties. My cousin's had a lot of mustard and onions, while mine had bacon and blue cheese. I didn't love the amount of bacon and blue cheese. It's not my new favorite blue cheese burger of all time-- a spot still held by Gott's in California. But it was really, really good. Good enough to make us forget how annoyed we were at waiting 46 minutes for two burgers. The toppings were all fresh. The bacon and blue cheese were both top quality, although I wished there was a little more of each. The smashburger had really good flavor, but was on the lighter side as far as smashburger patties go. The cart was in a little food cart plaza with about ten carts surrounding a beer tap hall. The vibes were slightly more classy, beach like, and romantic as opposed to other food cart malls. Our burgers were about $18 each, which was definitely on the higher side, but that's what it's like ordering from a bougie food cart by the sea. We carried our burgers down to the alley with murals behind Pine Street Market for amazing photo ops on our way down to the ocean.

The best burgers I've had in Clatsop County. So delicious! On top of the delicious burgers, the…read moreemployees are kind and fun. My only regret is not ever going to them sooner! I can't recommend them enough

I was drawn to this place because of the fun name and the long line I saw when passing by. They…read morehave savory options but I only tried their custard. Surprisingly, it tasted exactly like soft serve. It was a generous portion and they offered my pup his own serving. It was creamy, smooth, and the perfect treat on a warm night out.

Cool little burger stand. I can only imagine how busy it gets in summer. Very limited seating-…read morelike 4 picnic benches. Great burgers and sandwiches, even better shakes. Would definitely go to again if in the area..

Enjoying a short stay in Astoria and have a lovely hotel room with a balcony overlooking the river…read more Thought it would be nice to enjoy a pizza with our view. Geno's was across the street so I ordered for pickup. Ordered sausage, onion, black olive and pineapple. Brought it back and wow, were we surprised! Did not expect the pizza to be so good! The crust is amazing! Perfect pizza, perfect ambience! We will be back when in the area! Great job Geno's!

We drive from Vancouver to the east and this place is on the way to the vet we're required to take…read moreour foster pets to see. Geno's is on the vet's staff recommendations. Big parking lot and easy access from Leif Erikson Dr. We just wanted a quick few bites before leaving Astoria. From the people eating there, looks like this is a place for locals. The youthful staff are friendly. P grabbed a deluxe burger a la carte so he could help me finish. No sauce cuz we're not into condiments and I got a basket of curly fries. The fries are nicely seasoned and perfectly crispy. P said his burger was good. Between us it was just the right amount of food and prices are pretty reasonable to boot.

Our GRACIE MAE, our mini Aussie, loves Dairy Queen! She knows when we get close to either DQ in…read morethe area. Her favorite is a single vanilla cone, upside down in a cup. It is a real treat for her and it lasts for 3 days.

We ordered two meals. did not get a receipt. We asked for a cheeseburger meal with onion rings and…read morea DP, and a bacon cheeseburger with onion rings and a DP. We got 5 little Onions rings and French fries that were soft and old. Seems no adults working only teen age girls gossiping and apparently not paying attention. I have heard bad things about this DQ, but we decided to try it ourselves. We will never come back.

Small town no frills bar. If you want a pitcher of beer and some yummy scoop-able nachos made made…read morewith joy from Steven, this is the place.

This is a classic working man's tavern. Good beer on tap, good food. Comfortable…read more Sports on the TV, a pool table and nice people own it and run it. What more do you need? Prices are reasonable too.

Great Dairy Queen food as usual just like majority of locations I've been to. However HORRIBLE…read moreservice from my order taker. She was obviously unhappy to be employed what so ever. We were a younger couple and still felt treated as stupid when making our order choices. Long story short good food, however there are so many unemployed people that would flourish over a job opportunity and this girl was pissed for me even saying hi along with my order. Fire her, find a better employee. People like that don't change in short time. Thanks Dairy Queen I know you can do better. David N.

The service was bad. They deleted our order and made us wait 30min for two small blizzards. The…read morefood was ordinary, but the vibe was freaky. Completely silent, and empty.

We enjoy our time here. This may be only few Burger King in the area. My kid is a fan for the…read moreBurger King. The place is clean. The line take order is short enough with not much of wait. Bathroom is clean too. This is my first time try their chicken fries. It come with 10 long pieces. The amount of meat is equal or bigger than chicken nuggets. The outside is coated with spice. I like the ideal. We also got the spicy chicken meal and the cheese burger meal combo. These come with drinks and fries. I like the crispy fries. It works for me with no guilt day. The drink station is big change since my last visit to Burger King. Now they have dispenser with many selection of soft drinks. On top of that, they has fresh brew ice tea. They also has the icy with crust ice with different flavors. It part of the drinks inclusive selection. Good deal.

Man, the Bacon Melt was good, but the place is filthy. And it took forever, on a night when no one…read morewas in the lobby. I was the only person there the whole time I waited. I won't be back. There were at least 4 employees, only one of whom wasn't wearing a hoodie. The lobby hadn't been cleaned, and the trash hadn't been emptied.

First MacDo review!…read more We did the drive-thru since we had just woken up after a long night of partying for a wedding. McDonalds came in clutch for us, with no line of cars, a full menu, and quick service. I haven't had breakfast and lunch ordered together before, so, thanks for making this happen!

It's edible and the restaurant was clean. That being said, our order took more than 20 minutes…read more I'm not exaggerating, it was 22+ minutes. That seems excessive for "fast food". My nuggets and my husband's chicken sandwich were lukewarm warm which is highly annoying after waiting forever for our food. Would I come here again, sure if there was nothing else. We're just passing through so I'm definitely not planning on coming back.

My husband and I have lunch on Sundays at Wendy's, and we have to say that the crew there are the…read morefriendliest people we have met in a long time especially Aaliayah she remembers who are and what we order. you don't find this kind of service very often. Thank You J&M

We decided to go get some Wendy's and we ended up getting yelled at by I'm assuming the manager she…read moreyelled at me for opening the door for a lady and her daughter because of the so called "short staff" overall just terrible interaction with her!