TLDR: This place is trash, the staff sucks, and the entertainment sucks. Now I am not a guy who frequents strip clubs a lot, but I have been to a few in my lifetime in other cities. This experience was the worst. Cover is too expensive. You have to use the ATM in the back if you need cash to pay the overpriced 20 dollar door cover and you get a bouncer escort to the ATM as well as them wanting to hold your items hostage at the front?! You're a strip club and I already don't trust you with my sensitive information off the bat lol. Put the ATM near the front door dummies. Whatever maybe just rude door staff right? Wrong! So I go sit down to watch this "show" and be entertained. No one gets on stage for like ever (they did at some point, but boring show). While sitting there for at least 30 mins not a single stripper even came by my table. Hell some were even sitting in the back doing nothing and talking. Left disappointed with only this review giving me a smile. At least I guess it looked fun driving into it, but that is all. Guess i found out treasure club is just full of pirates. read more

This club has got a mix of all kinds of women, mostly White and Latina. All talent less on the stage. Read Ashlee M.'s review it's head on. We sat at a table near the stage, never got approached for anything. Drunken disorderly waitress is walking back and forth and can't do that correctly. Her clothing disheveled and she's drinking out of the glasses she's carrying to customers. Are we the only ones witnessing these things?! Some women were all fake and some were Au naturale. There was one lady that was a dead ringer for the character "Sam Marquez" from the show Las Vegas. Most of the ladies had crappy attitudes. In the Midwest I'm used to entertainers approaching, being awesome saleswomen. Out here, I guess you have to reach out and grab her. There are cavernous rooms the more you walk deeper into the club, dark and mysterious. I guess when you want a dance, your supposed to go sit in the dark and wait for a dancer to approach you. Fuck that.. I'm not getting mugged in a strip bar. Drinks were effing expensive, like $7-8 a beer. The hottest lady was the door hostess, complete Milf. Cover was obnoxiously high and the music was terrible. The worst was this tall thin blonde, probably in her mid to late 30s. Obviously she's a favorite among a certain class of men, this lady has got a huge gaudy diamond on her finger. Her onstage performance stunk, for whatever reason no one would tip her. Finally someone got up and offered a few singles, this lady snorted and said, I've got benjamins in my thong, I don't need your change. That was ugly. Left shortly after this. read more

Let's just say I enjoyed looking more at the outside of the building than I did the inside. There was only about 2 dancers the thirty minutes I was there and I was only half impressed. The place is very big and pretty clean. It was pretty empty for it to be 1am. The girls were very nice but my friend was not impressed at all and he decided to go to elsewhere. read more

This place is complete trash. I came to have a good time with some girlfriends and the valet staff turned us away simply because we did not have a man in the car with us. read more

As far as adult entertainment places go, this one gets #1. The girls are always friendly (I'm a girl, and my fiance and I used to go while in Houston on business). Granted some of the girls have seen better days, and should have hung up the ol G string 10 years ago, but that's going to happen ANYWHERE! The drinks are a little steep-but what strip club isn't. Watch out for the waitresses-they will try and add drinks and dances on your tab--that happens quite a bit at stripclubs as well.. The staff was nice, and its fun to watch what goes on in the library upstairs, as well as those dark corners....Def. a cool place to go with a boyfriend (if you are into that stuff) or a group of friends. read more

THE FOOD HERE SUCKS!!! Nice Ambience though. Kinda dark so I was not able to see what I was scarfing down.

Trash experience. The hostess and cocktail literally were making fun of us BEFORE we could even pull out our card to buy a bottle of champagne. I asked if buying a bottle of Krug would get the $15 admission comped (like is Vegas, Miami, LA, or anywhere else) and was LITERALLY told "if you are too cheap to pay the $30 the champagne is too expensive for you". I had intended to buy a $500 bottle of Krug. Go to Men's Club instead. read more

Came to visit from CA and this was the worst experience I've ever had with a strip club. I was charged $25 for three beers, paid $5 for parking, and $15 for entry. The bartender and strippers unenthusiastic. I threw several dollars to two dancers and didn't even receive a look of acknowledgement or a thank you even though I was the only one that threw money up there. I tried to make eye contact with one of the dancers I threw money to after the song was done and she intentionally looked away. I felt like asking for my money back just for kicks. I was ready to drop $$$ on those dancers too but after the bad service I received, I'm glad I walked away with that money in my pocket. Half the women there didn't take off their clothing not even a bra so can we really consider them "strippers"? read more

This place is the Houston version of Sin Cities outlaying areas. This is Texas number one liquor sales and for one good reason. Outrageous prices and seemingly offers of prostitution in every corner, including drive throughs in the parking lot. . When we went recently for a bachelor party , there were more girls then patrons. We got slammed. Girls would not even let us sit down. While that could sound awesome. Most of our group just wanted to sit down and enjoy our 10 buck beer for at least a second, buy a few dances for the bachelor and be on our way. It was absolutely not even enjoyable due to the pressure. You must always double check your bill here as its magical what ends up on it. I would suggest you keep track as you go!!! Since I dont want to go into anymore details just be aware this place has been popped a bunch just this year and in the past. The girls have gone way down hill as well since the 90's . Last time we were here was in 2007 and the girls were beautiful and non pressure. Over the years we , including the wives, have had a blast here. Not this time around.. Once again Watch your bill always and watch who you let grab Mr. winky, because you may not come home without a present and vice might be right next to you as well ! The regulars here ....you know the 50-70 yr olds won't like my assessment. I go to these places very rarely, but if you really have the desire to hit the topless bars with the guys or the wives, just go to the Men's Club. Way classier with excellent service. read more

Went there because Drake likes to rap about this place. Wanted to see what was different. Just mediocre. Girls are meh. Also, they will try to hustle you. They literally will change the dance rate and all on you. I paid $50 for one dance that was literally a minute long.... Oh and the girls are always talking and not really walking around lol read more

Went at the tail end of a football game. There were a lot of girls in the club, but only a few really hot ones. The problem was the attitudes... the dancers looked apathetic... almost suicidal. Half were slouching in booths on their cell phones. The drinks were strong. But the wait staff was terrible. (Slow and rude) Managers must have been busy getting serviced in the back... because if not, the leadership there truly lacks efficiency. Wouldnt send anyone here... ever... for any reason... read more

It's only men in . I love strip clubs and it's so sad I got told I can't go in because I don't have a man.

I cannot stress enough to you local dudes... do not go here. I NEVER write reviews and certainly not after my first experience. This is my third. All three... exactly the same. You go in... bouncer "introduces" you to first girl before you can even get a drink. She then makes you an offer for $500 before you even see what is going on. When you say "I'd like to look around" they make you feel like a second class citizen. Horrible place where they forget they are strippers and there to gravel for money from men. And don't let the bartenders fool you with the "us against them" BS either. Run.... spend your money someplace else. This is not the place to do it. read more

The place just sucked. I'm from Austin and I'm used to Texas strip clubs. This one is like the hood. Terrible!!!! Don't waste your time.

This place had some amazing looking gals. I really enjoyed my time. Classy and sassy.

Alright, bring lots of cash. Beer 7.50, cover $15, everything else priceless! Seriously, do you come to an adult club for cheap drinks and food? I came to be entertained and I was extremely satisfied with the entertainment! I felt like I was in a brothel, it was fantastic! I was approached by numerous attractive women. I waited to meet someone that met my criteria. She walked up and talked to me. We chated a little and decided to go for a dance. The interesting thing was, she took me back to an area where it was dark and private. We small talked for a little and she got up and started to strip. She told me that "I could take it out". Call me naive, but I have never been to a strip club that offered this service. There was a happy ending! Needless to say, there were very little dancers on the stage and plenty of dancing in the back. After that, more ladies were flocking to me, however, I was tapped out. I no longer have a need to go Reno when this is practically in my backyard when I come to Houston. read more

My favorite gentleman's club in Houston. Beautiful girls! They have an after hours buffet too

Love but please invest in landscaping no one can see the building lol it needs lights or something to draw attention to the club it's pretty easy to miss and would help with more new customers :) read more

This place employs crooks from their bouncers to the girls at the front desk to the "entertainers". I'm pretty sure I paid cover 3 seperate times. 2nd and 3rd time probably went to the bouncers creatine fund. Beware, "entertainers" all have body odor. If thats your thing, then this is the place for you. They also take your money for their "services" then follow you around like a homeless puppy begging you for more money. It wouldn't be that bad if they actually did something worth paying for. Pros? Place had a mean smelling breakfast buffett. If I hadn't already been robbed, I probably would have dug in. Also, cheapest thing at the bar...scotch on the rocks for $6. Can't beat that! Just my opinion but I wouldn't wish this type of experience on anyone. Get your money's worth and look on Craiglist if you're in the Houston area. read more

Stay the hell out, this place scams you out of thousand of dollars. I'm not exaggerating

Worst experience ever. Showed up and had to have one guy per girl. We didn't. They kicked us out (three females) and wouldn't let us stay in the Warmth. Felt discriminated against. Seriously - don't come here. Ever. Bouncers are the worst. read more

VIP=WOM... MEANS... WASTE OF MONEY! I will never go back there again after being ripped off by VIP treasures. My bill was close to $1000 for 30 minutes wtf and Vixen drank all the bottle by herself and still was asking for like $200 in tips (I am not Bill Gates B****) I have been their many times with friends and never went to VIP so all was ok till last night. Waitress tips alone added up to be like $175 wtf... I asked for explanation and there were like 5 different service charges on the bill which made no sense at all. I will not waste a penny more in treasures and make sure everyone is aware of the VIP scam they are running. read more

THANK YOU GOD FOR MAKING WOMEN! My wife and I love going to this place! The girls always treat the woman in a couple's group with primary attention, and let the girl explore what most women will only keep privately in their own minds; the erotic touch of another woman. My wife was originally shy about coming in, but now it's one of her favorite places! As with most gentleman's clubs the prices aren't cheap or we would be back every weekend, but when time and money allow we always have a great time at Treasures! read more

Not a good Houston strip club. It has a reputation of being shady and gross, but I decided to give it another shot after a bad first experience. Both times we went my friend and I got mobbed by very mediocre to below average talent the second we walked in. No time to order a drink or enjoy the ambience. Even after barely responding to the girl's questions, she continued to sit with me and even had the audacity to ask me to buy her a drink. Also a bunch of girls just sitting around doing nothing in front of the stage. Bad layout too. Stick to the Men's Club or St James in Houston. Have never had a bad experience at either of those. read more

Girls are super sexy! Best looking girls in Houston. Warning: its a high end club. Its expensive but worth it. If u don't want to spend lots of $$$ don't go! Girls need a male companion to enter. Don't forget to tip the girls on stage, for some reason no guys approach the stage or if they seat around the stage they don't put money on the rail to make the girls approach them. Girls wont take their tops off unless u make it worth! read more

Its hard to rate this spot....I mean the chics are cool - I would say the best looking latinas on a whole in houston work at this strip club. Be ware of the bill......I don't know how they add here, but watch you bill when it comes time to pay - they will get you. Believe that!!! The first time I went was with my ex who had had some encounters a few years back with a girl who had danced there and she wanted to hook it up - so yeah of course, you know it went down. Was the main reason why we went several of times. One time when we went, it was ole girls night off and we had a blast - our drink bill was right. On the cool, she told us how they do - so when we went back, yeah we were on it with them and since we were her friends, they never got us on the drink bill. Other than that, the girls are cool - sexy and all that. Have to say its ok because overall I had and fun and my ex enjoyed it there......the main knock is how they will get you on your drink bill. So even though I say its 3 stars, what I mean is it is an OK place. read more

Expensive but great place and had a lot of fun. I wish somehow I could hook up again with the 2 girls I met last Thursday night December 19th. They were first class and knew how to make a guy feel good read more

This place is a freakin' whore house. When I was back in the back section with my friend Dave, the sectioned-off area that was very dark, I saw someone having sex directly across from me (If you weren't observant, it looks like they were griding, but her panties were down to her calf), right next to her was one girl giving a blow job and another girl was stroking her hand on the guy's crotch area. I look to my right, and a dude was shoving his tongue down a dancer's through (from the look of it, she was trying to back up and stop him nicely). I can't believe a gentleman's club would be this trashy. My friend Dave was even offered sex for $200. Two hundred bucks?!?! C'mon girls do you really think yourself as low as two hundred? Please have some respect for yourselves. Even the seat I sat on in the back room felt a little questionable -- I have no idea what kind of stains were on the seats. I'd say that this place is not good for group parties, unless you are DTF. My friend Dave was charged $100 for only 3 dances, and when asked the girl "Monique" why, she said it was because I was there watching. What?! What kind of rule was that?! She was all flirtatious and courteous before the dance. After the dance, her face completely changed to a serious tone and didn't even say goodbye before scouring for her next dance. If I were going with my buddies, I would rather go to The Men's Club or somewhere more upscale, clean, more friendly & prettier girls, and no blatant sex going on. I am surprised whore houses like Treasures isn't being raided by the cops already. Maybe the owners pay off the cops or something. read more

Scary! Let me preface by saying that I have been to many a strip club. Don't get the wrong idea. But I tend to have a lot of fun at strip clubs and I also tend to hang out with the boys a lot. Treasure was awful. Horrible. Disgusting. We couldn't figure out when we got there, why there were 50 dancers running around, but not a effing one on stage. We also couldn't figure out why we were there for an hour without drinks. I was with a table of men looking to throw down some money. Some serious money. And we couldn't get a drink to save our lives. After making nice with a few girls, they told me that they didn't like serving girls. SINCE WHEN??? I always get the best service at strip clubs. They also said that a lot of the time when there are girls there they turn out to be "vice". Then after making further nice with the dancer, it becomes very apparent to me that these girls are only interested in making money the dirty way. Repeating the things this girl told me are just not Yelp appropriate. They did involve brushing teeth and washing hands though. Needless to say. The vendors we were with from NOLA were fuming by the time we left. We will keep our topless endeavors on the other side of the state line. read more

Was looking forward to a few drinks but the ridiculous dress code of no ball caps has pushed me else where. Guy gets done traveling and this. Gees. read more

Thieves. Was in a bachelor party group and girl "A" distracted me while girl "B" pick pocketed my wallet. Girl "A" leads me to a different area and girl "B" walks past us mentioning that she "thinks I dropped my wallet back there". Girl "A" leads me back there and quickly pulls the wallet out from *deep* under the furniture, hands it to me, and there's ~$400.00 missing. Complained to onsite management and later more senior management to no avail. I guess they are content with having thieves work for them. Beware. read more

First of all I've never been to a strip club before and this was my first time, so I can't compare it to others, but I must say I really enjoyed it. The girls are gorgeous I thought, most were really young but there were a few older ones. My friend bought me two lap dances and to my surprise, I really enjoyed them, I thought they did a very good job. They charge like 20 bucks a dance. Fabi was a VERY good dancer I thought. ;) As for the girls on stage, they were pretty good, especially just to get that dollar, lol. They only charge like $15 a person to get in so that's not too bad. There is also vallet parking. Only bad thing I thought was that the drinks were expensive...8 dollars just for a shot or a jack and coke. I agree on the credit card thing, just keep your eye on your friends and DON'T bring it even, or else you'lll be sure to rack up a huge bill. Other than that I loved it :) read more

This is a brothel masquerading as a strip club. If you want to pay for sex, have fun. Yes, there were a lot of different "dancers" and many of them were very attractive. Girls were pretty tattoo free (esp in the current club culture), and represented a range of tastes (sizes, shapes and ethnicities). I'm almost certain the prettiest girl we saw was pregnant, or had just given birth. I'm not lying. So that was depressing. In advance, we'd read that it was a high pressure place where the girls really want to get you into a back room, where women in couples aren't really welcome, and where you need to watch your credit card. Yep. That's all true. There's a valet or a $5 charge to park your own car. There's a metal detector. Once inside, no hostess/waitress greets you or offers to show you to a table. We weren't drinking that night, but I can't imagine what it would take to get a drink - in over an hour, we only encountered one waitress who asked if we were doing okay. Instead, there are a number of strippers near the door looking for fresh meat. There is one main room, that's kind of dingy, dark, and you probably never want to see it well-lit. One girl dances at a time, and it's usually for 2-3 songs. Unlike other, nicer clubs, there aren't other stages to watch -- you can just watch the girls walk back and forth. Here, the girls spend their time walking back and forth, like used car salesmen looking for "ups". They are quite aggressive with men by themselves or with other men - and won't really approach men with women, unless you make an overture. The MO seems to be that girls approach men aggressively, sit in their laps, convince them to go talk on the couches lining the main room (very dark), and then they either do dances there, give handjobs or have sex there, or they lead the men to the backroom. One guy returned to the group beside us and he happily said they'd had sex, and then she came by, and they french kissed. Yum. I do believe I saw her take his number. I saw other (more frugal?) chaps getting serviced on the couches behind us. Who knows what happens in the dark - and that room is very dark. I covered myself in Purell when we returned home. If a good strip club means a front for prostitution or you just like having a stripper service you on a couch in a large room, this is the club for you. I get that this is some people's definition of a good club. If you actually prefer to watch the girls dance and like a lap dance without a hard sell to pay for actual sex, go somewhere else. read more

NEVER COME HERE....literally they were rude from the time we walked in the door until we left...they have a "no women" policy and would not even let us wait in the lobby for our uber to arrive for us to leave...we got to the club at 3 am(peak strip club time) and they were empty...not surprising considering that their customer service sucked. Beware.... read more

Worst step club I've EVER been to. It wasn't the atmosphere. That was nice. Good in fact. However, the cover was $20 per person. That includes my girlfriend. Ladies, you get no love here. Add to that, they stop serving alcohol two hours before they close. Ok that's a Texas thing. Good on you for being open till four despite having to stop serving drinks. But what really annoyed us...What really made this place a rip off (besides the cover, and the$10 parking cost, $20 for valet) was that half the time there was no stripping. I think they forgot about that aspect of the job. No joke, there was a fifteen minute period of no strippers. One dancer didn't even strip! Oh, it wasn't for lack of women. There were girls...they just never got on stage. We were there for two hours and saw two girls take off their tops. I don't know what club to send you to in Houston, but I can tell you this. Avoid Treasures like the plague...or more...I mean, at least the plague was exciting, and they probably had drinks to get them through it. read more

Hottest girls in Houston... Great music and wait staff. Spacious and cozy establishment. I will definitely recommend this place to my friends. read more

Usually when I visit I have a really nice time. Last time I went there was a stinch that smelled like old clothes or something.....there was hardly any girls there either. I waited for a while to see if more showed up but they never did. I'll probably visit again but I just wasn't pleased like I had been other times. read more

TERRIBLE experience. This was the worst club I've ever been to. The dancers were lazy for the most part, only a couple actually worked the pole. Some of the dancers did not even strip at all...not sure what the point of a strip club with no stripping is. The dancers only seemed to pay attention to the center of the stage even though my party was seated at the stage on the left side. Oh and of course there was the fact that we were there for over two hours and not once were we approached by anyone except the waitress. $15 cover was ridiculous, I felt robbed and was bored pretty much the whole time. Never again. read more

The only reason I am giving 1 star is Bc there isn't am option for 0 stars! My hubby and I were looking for some low key entertainment on a Sunday night. Weren't looking for it to be packed but were hoping for at least interesting scenery. Let's just say we didn't get anything we were looking for. From the minute we arrived service was awful. The waitress took our initial drink order and it took 20 minutes to get the drink. Then when it came, the pineapple juice was spoiled and she never came back for me to tell her. Not once did she come back. We were there almost 3 hours. The girls were running around taking pics on their cell phones and were the least bit interested in making money. We are a low key couple but at least acknowledge our existence. We will spend money if given the opportunity. Don't waste your time going to this place. It was a waste of $50. There are better clubs that aren't as popular but way better service and cheaper. read more

Went to check out Treasures. A very humiliating experience and not a good place to be. The bad experience started with the parking. I asked for free parking and they place you way next to the dumpster to humiliate you. Then then a tough guy at the door with a scar on his face asks you to take your base ball cap and place it on the shelf with all the other dirty caps. (As if this was the Waldorf Astoria). Then they charge you 15 bucks to get in. I walked out within a minute. There was only one stage with a performer and the seating was horrible. None of the ugly and old waitresses asked me for a drink. I stood at the bar and asked for a drink and the staff was very rude. I told them to keep my 15 bucks. So much for the largest club in Houston with 100 girls. This place has a creepy feel to it. Highly avoidable. read more