My daughter and I went to The Ritz for lunch because I went to high school with the general…read moremanager, and I am so glad we did. Our food was amazing. The grilled salmon was cooked perfectly, and every bite was delicious. All of the staff members provided top-notch customer service and were incredibly friendly (special shoutout to Rick, Molly, & Andy) I enjoyed my experience so much that I went back that same evening with a friend, and he loved it too. He even returned a few days later with a group of his own friends. The general manager truly runs a tight ship and it shows in how well everything flows. There is even a little vehicle in the parking lot that will give you a ride to the door, which I thought was such a nice touch. The place is huge, with plenty of TVs for watching sporting events, pool tables, and a nice outdoor area for smokers. The atmosphere is professional yet laid-back and very inviting. It is the perfect spot to bring a group of people for a fun afternoon or evening. The Ritz stays lively any time of day. It is also super close to Hobby Airport, making it a great place to stop for a bite to eat and a drink before or after a flight. Thank you, Ritz, for such a great experience. I will definitely be back.

I visited this club for the first time on a Thursday and I had a good time, but went back on a…read moreMonday and it was dead and not one woman came up to me or tried to get a dance. After about 30 min and a drink I could not take it anymore so I decided to leave . So my rating is because I went there twice and had 2 different experiences so it was get a notch above the others thus far.

Yes! Went here early…read moreFriday night and didn't leave till Saturday morning! Yeah...I party like that! My husband and I + another couple came here randomly and I'm so glad that we did. Their drinks are strong and their girls are friendly. I've been to several strip clubs in past and the girls are aggressive! We had such a good time. The only thing I don't like about this place is the girls don't use the pole very much. There was one girl out of like 10 who actually used the pole. I mean...I'm not sure if the other girls know how to or not but to me, that's how u make your money!! Anyway, the vibes were good and I'm sure we will be back!

One of my favorite spots beautiful girls and great service for a more intimate experienceread more

My girlfriend worked the bar there for a spell and every time I came in for a visit, it was dead…read more If it weren't for their regulars, they would be out of business for sure. The alcohol prices are the same as anywhere else, they never have any shot specials and they recently took away their happy hour. If you're looking for a vacant atmosphere, this place is for you. My gf's name was verified with the owner's psychic to see if she would be a good employee. Don't believe me? Walk in and ask around about it. She does it with every new employee. The place is just... strange. La Porte deserves better.

Newly renovated and the grill is open. So much nicer than before and they are bringing in better…read morelocal talent like Risky Business. Burgers are the best and the price is very reasonable. Go see for yourself.

Fun time, first time there. The entertainment was pushy. Manager was a great help, great customer…read moreservice.

This place has changed management and gone down hill. They can't make an old fashioned nor do they…read morehave bourbon. They are "restocking their bourbon and the table reserved signs are also on order." They made it seem like it was a crime asking for an itemized receipt and was told to just sign my receipt in order to get an itemized receipt. Are you serious? The dancers try to hustle you to get you upstairs only to have to pay minimum of $80 to the house plus $500 to the dancer for 30 minutes. Trust me - it's absolutely lame - save your money!

The Good: Clean establishment…read more Friendly Staff Management is around and active Good Food & decently priced food specials The Bad: Drinks are too expensive To start a tab they have to pre authorize $100.00 ATM Charges over 12.00 to withdraw cash I came in at 1:00am one time and was still charged a cover charge and it was more than I paid on a different night. And the place was dead. In general the place has a lot of potential, however I don't see it lasting long if they don't get some promotions going and get people in the doors. And maybe making some changes that I've suggested.

The Club is nice. Ladies there are beautiful. Waitress was very nice, and had our drinks quickly…read more Management was trash. Very standoffish, and wanted to argue instead of fix my issue I had with my food. So I left it on the table. It was very boring And not worth my time. I won't be going back. I used to like to frequent the place Not anymore

This place is very rude over the phone they do not know how to professionally talk to customers or…read morepossible customers and the person on the phone admitted to me they dont know how to fix their own website.

Friday night review…read more What we liked: - The staff and especially the couple at the door checking us in. Super positive, high energy & fun folks who turned a tedious process (you need to register before coming) into an acceptable experience. - The interior of the venue was super cute and well decorated. The dance floor was fun and although crowded, there was lots of space to sit and meet others. - There were lots of couples there for a Friday night who were fairly friendly and attractive. It was actually one of the youngest crowds of any club we've been to. NOTE: Five stars if you're just looking for a sexy party with fun people. What we didn't like: - The playroom section was weird and had absolutely no sexy vibe to it. As you enter the room, there are two beds against the wall with drapes that you could close for privacy. Across the walkway from those beds was another bed out in the open with couches around it, but no synchronicity to the other beds or way to connect play for any of the couples on these beds. On either side of the walkway, there's a room with bed in it, so people constantly walked in between the 2 bed & 1 bed+couch set up... trying to gawk at anyone playing, talking/laughing loudly, spilling drinks and killing any sexy vibe in the room. We were there until about 1:30am and the space was a vampire feeding off of the sex-energy created outside the playroom. - Single Men! We are fine with single guys, but we were led to believe they wouldn't be allowed in the playrooms without an invite, but in reality - there was no security or rules posted, and the single men were like mosquitoes in the playroom. They mostly followed lifestyle etiquette, asking permission for anything and just watching when the curtain was open.... But if that's not what you're looking for, don't believe that there won't be single men in the back playroom. - We never saw anyone around to change sheets when people finished on the beds, or even found extra sheets to change anything ourselves. RATING: As a lifestyle club designed to meet people, or have a great sexy party at a club to find a couple you may go home with - this place seems great. For us, we put a lot of emphasis on play AT THE CLUB, and just wouldn't go back - which is a shame because the check in couple was awesome.