Smells like tuna But I'd recommend the flavorful fun with an…read moreaquatic twist of fun. Call your local charter for information

All the girls are from Cuba and can't speak or understand English. They do know how to say, "TABLE…read moreDANCE?". Frank the day manager is a joke. Usually drunk and trying to pick up one of the dancers before he leaves.

I like to judge a strip club based on how they do on Tuesday nights…read more I've been here only two times. My second time here was a lot lively than the first. I extremely like the decor of the place. By far one of the nicest and coziest strip clubs I've been too. The women are great and the servers were nice and friendly. Compared to other places in the area, the prices on the drinks is good, but not great. They could do without the price gouging for beer and common mixed drinks. Places like Chicas Locas have them beat in this department. Would love to see something like $5 or $10 specials. One of the women I danced with was a little too assertive for my tastes. Very pushy for VIP after I had said no 3 times and I was made to pay more for just two dances in the private area. She volunteered two dances at the bar so I'm assuming she just counted that as paid time, which was a surprise to me. She asked me to buy her and myself a drink and I said yes. When the drinks came, I started grabbing the exact change, but the girls I was with snatched the money out of my hand and gave it to the server. I brought it up to the manager and was assured that I would accommodated should I decide to return. Great little place for a kickback. Girls are great for the most part. Servers and management were excellent.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/ieRkvVn8Ri3RwdAr7?g_st=ic…read more I have spent far too much time at this miserable building. Unfortunately I have a medical condition. I am incredibly sensitive to poor Indoor Air Quality. I am quite meticulous. And well...a few years ago I walked through their doors. I ignored all of the obvious signs of massive fungal growth. The warped wooden floors. All of the animal carcasses everywhere covered in so much stuff. Possums harried the poor dancers. And I grew very ill. I wasn't drinking. But. I grew sicker still. They invited me in. Accepted all of my treasure and many other things. And perhaps I gave it willingly? Or maybe I was drugged by a waitress? Not a dancer. But an official representative of the Gentleman's Club. That could explain some nights that I am unable to recall. Somehow. The longer I stayed the Iller I became. They didn't care. What poor hosts! They made me ill. They perhaps even drugged me. Who knows what else they have done. Well, they invited me in.,they signed a contract. There were terms. They broke them all. I attempted to rebuke a manager, MJ, she told me to go fuck myself... So here is my reply. You forgot yourself. You did not ban my broke ass. You made me really...irate. This review is just the beginning. It is an announcement. That if you look me in the eyes and lie...I will know. And then. When you are given one final chance at penance...you turn from my offer. Tell me I am broke...well... I know where my money went. But I know I have to make some calls. I am curious now. Where did all of this money end up. Clearly Colorado Club is responsible for appropriately paying all fees and taxes. Surely they never cheated anyone like they most definitely cheated me. And the inspectors for mold will be enjoying their weekend. That will have to wait until Monday at the earliest... Happy Fourth of July! Enjoy the fireworks! Lol

I've been to clubs across Houston and Vegas. This one...WOW!!!!! The building was impressive from…read morethe outside, beautiful inside. Checking in: smoke smell but don't worry cuz it clears out in the main room. Security was tight, no problems except the people ahead who kept wearing belt buckles and carrying metal through the metal detector lol. Air in the main room was clean and we were at a table with a friend who smokes. Gorgeous amazing dancers. For real, Vegas++ level. So talented and athletic, a pleasure to watch their routines--absolutely brilliant. Staff and performers were all super supportive of each other: dancers, DJ, floor staff--dancers rained cash on other dancers, floor staff helped pick up cash rained from 2nd floor, DJ encouraged tipping dancers. Go in, tip the dancers and the servers, don't be a weirdo or a jerk. It's a phenomenal place. Definitely plan on going back a lot

No stars would be more accurate. This used to be a reputable club with top talent. Last night I…read morewalked in on a girl doing cocain* in the restroom she even offered me some as if it's the normal thing to do in there. Between drug use and the overwhelming amount of Latin non English speaking entertainers soliciting blow jobs in the back I'm pretty sure this will be our last visit. My co worker asked one of the girls if they cared about getting caught and she said the managers don't care long as you tip enough. I don't think I ever want to return or recommend my clients to come to this place. It's not as diverse as it once was it used to advertise beautiful women of all backgrounds that could actually hold an intellectual conversation. Now it seems this is strictly an international latin club with literally about 7 American women. The waitresses are of older age and are a bit honery. Nobody in this place seems happy to be there except the smug little managers walking around extorting these poor women. It's such a shame the owners used to have a real gem, very unfortunate how run down it's become. Houston dolls and bucks wild down the street have better entertainment prices attitudes and ratings according to yelp! Skip the headache and find somewhere else to go.