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    Thursty Turtle

    3.3 (54 reviews)
    InexpensiveDive Bars
    Closed 1:00 pm - 2:00 am (Next day)

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    THURSTY TURTLE ATMOSPHERE

    What's the vibe?
    Moderate noise
    Juke Box
    Divey
    Casual

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    I love it here they have good service and best deals everyday / the bar tenders are super nice and friendly and fast

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    Jeff V.

    Great neighborhood spot! Very friendly staff and just a real good time. If you're looking for a great space for afternoon drinks, look no further. No frills just authentic friendliness!

    Patron

    The pop corn isn't the only thing popping at this bar.This bar is gods glory hole. The best hole in the wall. Voluptuous assets behind the bar. Are you a turtle?

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    Cortney J.

    One of the best neighborhood dive bars in San Antonio! Great bartenders & friendly crowd with come as you are dress code. Definitely give it a shot, you won't regret it! Regarding the negative reviews.. If you want fancy, go to a wine bar! If your nice to Turtle, Turtle is nice to you!

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    Thirsty turtle is tucked away in an inconspicuous shopping center off the freeway and if not for the large sign you'd never know it was there.

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    I've been here a couple of times and have always had a great time. The server/waitress was very…read morefriendly and knowledgeable on what they offered. They were happy to answer my questions and I was never made to feel rushed. The bar itself has an awesome vibe. It's divey but offer fancy drinks. The bar has a stage (we've seen FEA perform there) and they have ample seating (tables, couches, stools, etc). I also enjoy how each couch area is its own living room setup (think of what you see when shopping for couches/coffee tables) and feel/vibe. I make it a point to come and visit this bar any time I'm in San Antonio. We love supporting Phanie and her bands in any way possible. Girl in a Coma and FEA 4ever!

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    Located in a old shopping center, you would never guess how this place looks on the…read moreinside....CLASSY and CHIC!!!! The clientele isn't as upscale as the atmosphere, but what do you expect with $3.00 U-CALL-IT's? I love sitting at the bar or lounging at their leather sofa chairs. The decor is top notch with granite tables and unique lighting. If it weren't for everyone drinking Jack and Coke, you would never know you were in Texas!

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