My wife and I call it the "thrifty turtle" for the great draft prices and reasonable food which is also tasty. Haven't been in many years but started back recently and waitstaff is awesome. Great place to catch a World Cup match. read more

$8 pitchers of miller Lite... shareable.. food and ambiance is casual.. surprisingly busy on a thurs nite ! read more

Thirsty Turtle - The turtle - Delis Near Me - Huntsville, Alabama

Amazing place. Tucked away and out of sight. Our new favorite home bar and hang out. The service was stellar. Nikki saw to our every need. I wanted a special sandwich not on their menu and I got it down to every single detail. The pours were all generous and cocktails well made. Friendly people, great food, football, football and more football. What more could you want? We will be back! read more

Food is pretty good. Love their huge club sandwich. Chips are homemade crispy and fabulous! This has become our "Go to" for a dependable, consistent meal Bar food haven't tried the burgers yet which they say are their best sellers I love that they have diet ginger ale! read more

Excellent service that was friendly and fast. Burgers and tots were good, but wasn't impressed with the onion rings. Looks like a good sports bar to hang out. read more

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Fabulous local town bar. Jared I think is the supervisor and he gave us a warm welcome and gave us recommendations on drink specials and food and what was the best bet for our money. Super nice. If we were local we'd be here every day. I'll be here every single time I'm in town from now on read more

This little dive bar is serving up the best Reuben Sandwich that I have ever had outside of New York. The onion rings are perfectly crisp as the batter holds on to the onion for that perfect bite! Mrs. Conrad tried the chicken bacon melt sandwich and it was absolutely amazing. Perfect batter and crunch again. Thank you Jarrod for exceptional customer service and doing a phenomenal job holding the fort down by yourself! #huntsville #hsv #food #dinersdriveinsanddives #jamesbeard #awesomesandwich read more

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Great local place! Best burger in town! Go for the 8oz Turtle burger(it's not turtle) but you can not go wrong with anything onthe menu. Great chili and some people say the best patty melt in town. Did I forget to mention cold beer. read more

This hidden gem has been a staple in my 20+ years in Huntsville. Recently renovated. Great staff I consider friends. One of the best burgers in town! You can't go wrong at The Thirsty Turtle! read more

Great food great service highly recommend. The ambiance is also good. If you're in the area it's a must try.

Regular group of 10 at one table watching football. I was there late. A little hard to find it's in the corner of a strip center and you can enter it from the backside as well as front, which Google maps took me to the back. Staff was very friendly the menu is extensive for a bar my food was great I was very pleased visiting from out of town. I was not disappointed. When you're leaving the strip center from the front part you're forced to turn right. There may be a light but I didn't see it so if you go out the back way you can turn left at the light. read more

This is a smokey locals joint where young and old come together for sports, darts, bar food, cold beer, cocktails, and shots. The smokey establishment has a jukebox and billiard tables if you get bored and are looking for a challenge or just want to let off some steam. The bartenders insist you sit at a table where they will bring you your drink of choice if you dont intend to sit at the bar. I dont particularly care for it as I like to deliver my own drink of choice to my own table the moment my drinks are made. Different strokes for different folks. *shoulder shrug* The food is pretty decent. I havent yet received any bad food here. The atmosphere is...what you make of it. Located in a plaza with many other food establishments and plenty of parking. The restrooms I will say are pungent and need a haulover, but it is a bar so....deal with it? Staff is pretty adequate. Not sure I've ever seen one smile but adequate nonetheless. If this is a pregame spot for drinks you will smell like the Thirsty Turtle for the remainder of the night. Food for thought. read more

Thirsty Turtle - Delis Near Me - Huntsville, Alabama

This spot is so cool. The bartender was fun and attentive. Food was great! Even bought a shirt to remember it. Highly recommend!

Great clean local joint with Excellent sandwiches and cold beer. Service and crowd were easy-going.

Best local bar in the Valley. Good food , impeccable service and great prices! Great place to watch a game. read more

A lot of the reviews for this place are before they reopened last year. I've been before the remodel for drinks before and they definitely have the best priced beer in town! I've heard their burger is good but hadn't tried it out, partially due to the smoke cell that is no longer present. The burger is simple but one of the best in Huntsville. It was a pretty light Monday night in terms of people at the bar, but the service was great! Very laidback sports bar vibe. Also must recommend the freshly prepared pickle spears, those paired with the ranch were delicious! read more

Love this place! Will be back. Classic Bar that treats you right. I love the food. Wings and Drinks on point!

I chill cozy local place that a local colleague recommended that just feels comfortable. No a-holes and caring tenders /server. The frito pie! With jalapeños! Great on a chilly rainy day like today. Great place to escape the world without all this frufru bs. Thank you for taking care of this out of towner. read more

Came to watch football with a friend and it was great! We got the potato wedges and nachos - the nachos were SO GOOD. I'm gluten free and had no issue at all. No smoking now and great prices - fun little local joint! read more

NOT THE PLACE TO BE! This place was peppered with old, white haired, men that stared at me like I didn't belong with my beautiful brown skin they all drank beer & it's smells like they freshen the place with cartons of cigarettes, yuck !!!! You need a flashlight to see in this spot, man it's old school. Obviously, nothing has changed in years here..GORDAN RAMSAY HELP-there's a kitchen nightmare situation here! I wanted to grab quick lunch and try something new so I ordered a "fresh cod fish sandwich" & a grilled chicken sandwich, both came with disgusting cold fries . Well, the fish sandwich was simply frozen fish sticks on a soggy, greasy bun!! The grilled chicken had good flavor but how in hell do you get a bun so wet, it was mush... I could put my finger prints in it... that's gross ! I hate smelling like cigarettes so I had to change my litter when I got home. This is an old school, 1960s joint with no class, the food isn't fresh, I'd be afraid to see what that kitchen looked like. Nope , I won't EVER go back. Warning stay away from this place. You pay for what you get, I got puke on a styrofoam plate. Wow! I can say the female server/bartender was kind. read more

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Hidden Gem!! We stopped by here because of the long wait at Drake's, and were pleasantly surprised. I got the fish & fries and it was amazing. The batter, the cod, the crinkle fries. ~chef's kiss! For two meals and four drinks it was around $50, so definitely affordable. The ONLY reason I would give 4 out of 5 stars is because you will absolutely walk out smelling like cigarette smoke- but that is part of the charm of this place! read more

Delicious food. Cold beer. Great prices. I crave their food and have to get takeout sometimes. I cannot go on enough about how good the food is! This is real deli sandwiches hot or cold as well as many other options. I would definitely suggest the turkey Reuben. The service is fantastic. They have awesome sizes of beer and great prices! This is not a craft beer place. Do not expect to have a large selection of craft beer on draft. I come here for lunch on Saturdays mostly. But I do occasionally find myself there late night, and it is still one of my favorite bars in Huntsville. There is obviously smoking inside, and that's the biggest downfall for me. If you don't want to be around cigarette smoke, you are fine going during the day for lunch. It is more smoky if you go later at night. read more

A friend brought us to this place after our first choice was too crowded, and I have to say this is not my type of place at all! There's no actual sign out front, and the inside is very dark and dingy. The smokey-ness is pretty serious, there were only maybe 20 people there when we walked in and I could barely handle the smoke (not to mention everything we were wearing needed cleaning afterwards). The staff was nice and our waitress was very attentive, but not super helpful when it came to drink choices (one person asked about one of the beer's on tap, and she couldn't really give us any more insight than the name of it). With the other bar options in town being what they are, this is definitely not a place I'd recommend. read more

If this place wasn't smoky, I'd probably be there every day. Great atmosphere and great people that work there. You gotta try the chicken demons!! read more

Walked up to the bar to do a group shot and got told to go sit at a table if I wanted service. So we went and sat at the table and waited for service. Twenty minutes later, the server came up and interrupted our group conversation to let me know that they split tips here and I was going to get service regardless of where I'm sitting. Ok? I wanted to do a group shot at the bar... I'm a bartender. Downtown. They're just straight up rude here. Like disrespectful and rude. New customer and immediately already never coming back. read more

Small bar but very nice to have in the neighborhood. And yes, as other reviews have said, it's very dark...which is nice. Great staff. Great service. The food is as good as any other bar. I recommend the chilli cheese fries. ***They only have ONE pool table*** read more

OK... If you are in Huntsville and you want a private place to hang out- this is your spot. Pleasantly dark. NO SIGN- Look for the darkness and neon-signs in the corner or ask..... Close your eyes for 20 seconds before you walk in or you will bang into something. Most people are coming and going through the back door- so if you want to 'front', go around the back. This IS a smoking establishment with a strong following among the service industry, so if you don't like the smell of smoke... don't attempt. However, low cost HUGE beers with the most curious absent non-compete clause in the history of strip malls that they got stuck with..... FOUR other sandwich shops that aren't as good in the same corner? How did that happen? Video Games. Darts. Pool Table. Yummy old-school sandwiches. Yes- they will ask if you 'NEED' a menu. I love the Turkey Reuben. Great pub food with a CHILL crowd. Hard-core regular group of customers- so don't make waves. ALSO- 21 and over ONLY... For the most part... ;) A BAR with great food and great staff..... so if you don't understand what I'm trying to tell you, just shoot me a message. read more

Cheap drinks and it's a nice, relaxed spot. But the smoke is almost too much. Decent food for cheap prices.

Cheap edible food. The place is dark and stingy. On top of that, way too smokey. Service was slow, even though the waitress was very nice. After one lunch seating, I smelled like smoke from head to toe...yuck! read more

The Turtle burger is amazing, cheap 32oz beers, and the best servers in town.

One my favorite neighborhood spots. Cheap beer, excellent service, and good food. Very smoker friendly.

My girlfriends and I went there for a birthday party and I asked for water and the waitress didn't hear me so I asked again, so I asked for water again and she got Really mad and said"I know, bitch, what water is". I have a cold and I didn't think she understood me, so I said it twice and she came unglued. I did not mean anything bad by ordering for watering twice. I just didn't think she heard me. We were so sad by her actions. We left and went next door to bone fish. She never apologized and or tried to make it better, despite my apologizing. read more

Great Place with Decent Food. As an Out of Towner, I felt comfortable immediately. Excellent Service and Good Source of information on other places to grab a bite or get a drink. read more

Very friendly environment. Always excellent service. Smoker friendly and great food. Love the staff most of all.

The Thirsty Turtle is an amazing dive bar. It is truly a dive. It is a dark, dingy, smokey, secluded haven for the average working human. Every server I have had the pleasure of getting to know is a truly amazing person. If you can't stand smoke, then don't go the the turtle. However, just because this isn't your cup o' tea doesn't make it a 2 star bar. The turtle is absolutely fantastic. They love what they do and love you too, if you aren't a dingbat. I believe this is the cheapest beer in town. Furthermore, the food is great too. read more

Great atmosphere! Reminds me of a neighborhood tavern from decades ago. Food is way above board and the staff are extremely friendly. Only knock is the smoking, but what do you expect from a nostalgic drinkery. A definite favorite! read more

One is too many stars. This place is garbage. Has potential but the staff is awful. Want a beer? Good luck. Question the wait and you are shunned. After that the price goes up and you just forgot that it was happy hour all the other times you came. Don't want to open a tab? Too bad. You aren't allowed to pay for beers one or two at a time cuz how can they rip you off that way? read more

I've been coming here for years and decided it was time to review the Turtle. The drinks are great - not too pricey. It's the perfect bar to just hang out. The new cook Dave does an excellent job with the menu. Food is always consistent. read more

A dive, plain and simple. Thirsty Turtle is over 30 years old I think, at least its been there as long as I remember. It is super dark inside. Smoking is allowed and probably always will be, its just that kind of joint. And decades of smoke has left a permanent scent on the premises. If you need a drink and just want to chill, this is as good as any I guess. I'm afraid to eat the food. read more