Where, oh where, is the no star rating when you need it?? Holy sweaty gym balls...this place is whack. No seriously, I had to take it back to the 90's with that one. WTF.
I mean, seriously, what's with the 'roid tripping "bouncers" out front....just because you're standing in front of a door getting paid $20 a night doesn't make you a God, well, maybe Buddah. Just because you can't get any ass except for the drunk bitches leaving this place at 2, don't hate the world. Sorry your life sucks.
I refused to drink anything from this place that wasn't out of a can...so that left me the options of Monster or Rockstar. The bar was THAT disgusting. And what the hell is up with having to drink upstairs? You must seperate the drunks from the wanna-be drunks who probably pre-gamed at home before they came out...but seriously. Actually, the whole place is filthy. The tables, the chairs, the floors....yuck! You can literally get stuck on those floors and never be able to leave that place. Stuck for life at The Vault...that is seriously a description of hell. The bathrooms....don't use them. Just take my word for it. I mean, unless you want to catch some sort of venereal disease....some shit that penicillin won't be able to cure.
THEN the people there...people in pajamas, girls in gym clothes, tons of sweatpants. Okay. Call me spoiled, but Hawaii's nightlife is nothing like this. People acutally take pride in their appearance. But hey, I mean most of these chicks are out there to give some ass, so the closer you are to looking like you belong in bed, the better it must be.
Then the music...alternative school rejects up on stage "rapping". Are you kidding me?? I hope they are paying this place to perform there because they are nothing short of amateur. And they are all gross. Not to mention accompanied by their cellulite-thighed, just-had-triplets-bellied "go go dancers." For real??? Eeewwwww. I mean, I can appreciate a cute go-go dancer....there was nothing cute about these beasts. Naazzzttttyyyy.
This place is straight grime. A whole bottle of hand sanitizer and a bath couldn't change that junk. Gross. Seriously. Gross. Why have a cover??? They really need to be paying people to come here. read more