Hey everyone,
Lets just say my Tuesday was not great today until I made one of the GREATEST DISCOVERIES IN HUMAN HISTORY. This morning, I came back from my business trip to find my wife in bed with my sister Tammy and pretty soon after i discovered them, my wife told me she was leaving me to "explore some hot new Cootch" in New Orleans and she was leaving my annoying son Jeff with me. After that, my baby kitten, kisses shat all over my house after getting in the kibbles bag and unfortunately, I didn't have my wife around because she is on her way to New Orleans exploring her new sexuality with my fricken TWIN SISTER. And worst of all, they took the last box of MY Apple jacks. I was pretty depressed at this point and decided to get one last meal at some below average looking local institution know as The Tiger's Tale because as my friend Michael Chiklis said " their grouper is the balls". So, I decided to trek to this place that seemed palatable enough for a last meal to enjoy one of God's great creations, Grouper. I arrived there at about 1:09 and grabbed a table at the bar. The waitress very very polite and professional and I asked to eat their world famous grouper with an order of Mozzarella sticks for an appetizer, she took my order to the kitchen and I figured I had an hour left until my time on earth was done. My waitress came back to me about two minutes later and exclaimed they were out of grouper and mozzarella sticks and she could offer something to hold me over until I decided on another meal, I begrudgingly accepted. Moments later, I saw her step from the back with a plate with something that was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen in my life. I could hear a heavenly choir singing "Hallelujah" in my head as she placed this beautiful and shiny pile in front of me. This was a moment that rivaled on the first time I lost my virginity, to my cousin Luanne ( I didn't know we were related at the time) and the first time I heard the Beatles. She exclaimed that it was a dish called "Chips and Cheese" It all the most beautiful sounds in one single word and suddenly that name will never be the same to me. Say it loud and there's music playing, say it soft and its almost like praying, "Chips and Cheese". This thing single hand-idly pushed me not to end my life but, to live for this wonderful thing. It boggles my mind that not everyone that has been to this restaurant has not had their homemade chips and cheese and all I have to say is I wouldn't be here today without it, so thank you! I went through about three orders of this CHIPS AND CHEESE and lets just say that, I personally guarantee you and, I will pay you if its not(908-281-6833 call me) 100$ if its not the best thing you have ever had in your lifde. Lets just say, everything about this place is good but, the CHIPS AND CHEESE will CHANGE YOUR LIFE like it changed mine and its the reason i give this place the coveted award for greatest restaurant ever because the cheese dip overcomes all its shortcomings. Also, when i got my receipt back I found out it was free for everyone!!!!! So Honey, enjoy all the beignets and gumbo you can eat because I found me the BEST THING EVER, CHIPS AND CHEESE DIP. read more