In 1916, whilst the world waged bloody war, a group of disaffected Irish freedom fighters seized a number of strategic locations in their capital of Dublin. That event (dubbed the Easter Rising), which eventually led to the Irish regretfully gaining independence from the United Kingdom in 1923, is another sorrowful example of how the British spectacularly let 400 years of colonial rule slip away from them. Losing the state of Ireland was one of the final nails to be hammered into the coffin marked 'The British Empire'. The wounds are yet to heal.
It is somewhat fitting, on the eve of the 100th anniversary of the Easter Rising, that the English are once again making inroads of some significance back into Ireland. The fightback began last year, when two English garrisons (this one is called 'The Three Tun Tavern') were established on Dublin's seafront. Arriving overnight and commandeering former hostelries, only a modicum of resistance met the Wetherspoons regiment as they went about building their bases. Knowing the weaknesses of their neighbours, the regiment had brought with them their most effective weapon : cheap beer. Skirmishes were fought in several outdoor locations (known as beer gardens) and by the evening of the first day a ceasefire was called. Luckily the makeshift kitchen was still serving until 11pm so all involved were able to order some post-battle pub grub.
A year later, Dublin once again flourishes under the influence of the English. There's a distinct sense of hope hanging over the city, and everyone looks a tad bit happier. Even the unemployed, whom you seldom see on the streets nowadays (thanks to some VERY accommodating opening hours down at the Three Tuns) appear to have a spring in their steps. Ask any Dubliner what they used to do on a Thursday pre-2014 and they will offer you a blank, listless expression. Thursdays mean only one thing now : curry night. The cultural impact of the 'coming of Spoons' (as it has been dubbed by Irish youth) cannot be underestimated. Irish mammies are even adapting to this new cultural influence on the city and many now make fantastic plates of ham, egg and chips for their visiting sons and daughters.
It is evident that the key battlegrounds of Dun Laoghaire and Blackrock have been decisively won. Plans to advance inland are already in motion - strategic locations such as Wexford Street are already in the crosshairs of captain Tim 'Red Face' Cook, leader of the Wetherspoons regiment. What happens next will be very interesting. read more